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‘Cosmopolis’ Teaser Trailer – SEE IT HERE

March 22, 2012 By Leave a Comment

If you want to see Robert Pattinson nude and showing off his sparkle trail then the ‘Cosmopolis‘ trailer is for you. There is also a boob shot, so don’t be trying to sneak a peek while your boss is meandering around the office clutching his World’s Best Dad mug, snapping his suspenders and trying to guilt your coworkers into bringing potato salad to the company picnic.

The film is directed by David Cronenberg and adapted from Don DeLillo’s novel centering around a young New York financier having a really crazy day.

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Robert Pattinson Dumps Kristen Stewart, Talks Nude Scenes – VIDEO

June 16, 2010 By Leave a Comment

Another day, another Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart relationship story making the rounds. According to Life & Style magazine, Pattinson has finally had enough of Stewart’s whining ways and ‘debbie downer’ attitude and has so-called officially kicked her to the curb. Take that as you will cause I’m sure next week they’ll have their own Brangelina sized brood.

“When Rob was back in the U.K., he was totally fed up with Kristen and over it. He told her, ‘We’re done,’” an insider tells Life & Style. “Rob says she complains about everything and is such a downer. But when he meets up with her they start flirting again and get caught up in all the romance.”

However, Us Weekly has a cover story this week claiming Pattinson is obsessed with Stewart, and she’ll break his heart when the relationship inevitably ends. Apparently, she is about to shatter his heart as their “tortured romance” is affected by her hesitation to get married. That’s a shame. Who to believe? Take our advice and ignore both reports. Instead, turn your attention to Pattinsons’ upcoming nude scenes in his upcoming movie “Bel Ami.” Yes, you read that right. Nude.

Per Hollywood Crush:

“I think there’s a lot of my crack in it,” he told MTV News, though said he said he hasn’t seen a final cut of the movie yet. “I think there’s quite a bit of nudity.”

I’m looking forward to Bel Ami. It will be nice to see him in a more adult role and giving “New Moon” a whole new meaning! Twi-hards will finally have the chance to give their imaginations a rest and actually witness Sparklepants getting naked. Unfortunately, since he hasn’t seen the final cut, his body may not be as exposed as we’d hope. So keep your fingers crossed ladies. Very soon R-Patz will be showing off more than just his abs!

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Robert Pattinson and Nicole Kidman to Make Erotic Film- UPDATE

November 4, 2009 By 2 Comments

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Apparently, it’s a Nicole Kidman news day. This usually means that I down a bag of Better Made chips and a vodka martini before writing, but, when you throw in Robert Pattinson and the word ‘Erotic’, I can managed.

According to various reports, Sparklepants is taking his unicorn patch (as The Dame calls it) back to his native London in February in order to begin production of the film “Bel Ami” with Nicole Kidman.

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“The story [is] about a young man’s rise to the top of Parisian high society in the 1890s, via the beds of the city’s most glamorous and influential women.”

This isn’t the first time Pattinson has made a sexually charged movie. The ‘Twilight’ star also played Salvadore Dali in ‘Little Ashes‘ last year which had him prancing around nearly nude and getting-it-on with his male co-star.

Production Weekly confirmed the news via their Twitter page pretty much confirming the news.

I am not sure how I feel about this Kittens. Though I never pass up an opportunity to see Sparklepants in films listed as “erotically charged,” the thought of him writhing around with Kidman makes me want to pop in my DVD of ‘Twilight’ and take a cold shower.

UPDATE:

According to the folks over at Gossip Cop-Kidman is already out. Or, was never really in to begin with.

Via Gossip Cop:

“What’s NOT true is that Kidman will star opposite Pattinson. While she did consider the project, the film’s timing didn’t work out. Kidman’s rep told Gossip Cop that ‘Bel Ami’ is ‘categorically not happening for her.’”

This has saved me from bringing a barf-bag to the premiere.

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Robert Pattinson Nearly Nude PHOTOS

March 31, 2009 By 8 Comments

Some very interesting pictures of a nearly nude Robert Pattinson have surfaced over on Perez Hilton’s site.

The pics, which are from Sparklepants’ next film, “Little Ashes,” show our favorite head of hair tucking his man-bits away and dancing in front of a mirror. In the movie, Pattinson plays a young Salvador Dali who was known for being eccentric and for dabbling in a little homo-eroticism.

Though I am all for nude pics of Rob and hope more surface, these are a little too “Buffalo Bill” from “Silence of the Lambs” for my taste. However, kudos to Sparkles for having the guts to take on a role like this before all the “Twilight” sensation hit. I look forward to more of his gutsy choices that require him to take his clothes off.

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Robert Pattinson ‘Revealing’ Photos – See Them Here

February 2, 2009 By 3 Comments

We all have our skeletons in our closets. Mine have their own swimming pool and mini bar.

Robert Pattinson is yet again under the scrutiny of the media eye. (Relax I am defending the man.) What are said to be “revealing” photos are simply outtakes of his modeling career. He is wearing nothing but a scarf from the top up. God forbid we see man-nip! This is hardly scandalous. Pattinson’s photos are from a 2003 shoot for the “South China Morning Post” magazine.

Via MTV:

“Revealing Pattinson pictures have surfaced on the Web. Still with us? The black-and-white photos feature a shirtless Pattinson staring all squint-eyed at the camera, a black scarf wrapped around his neck. In one, he’s even showing a nipple.”

So roll your eyes at the mole hill being made into a mountain and enjoy the “Revealing Robert Pattinson Photos.” I think he is adorable here.

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Robert Pattinson Nude Bath – Video

January 17, 2009 By 3 Comments

Rub-a Dub Dub… Sparklepants is in the tub!

I know at this point I could be writing about the plague of hunger ravaging the world or announce that Brad Pitt has left Angelina Jolie for George Clooney to make sweet, sweet man lovin’ and a total of 3 people would read it. All thanks to the above video of Robert Pattinson naked in a bathtub.

Before you explode tween angst everywhere and launch a crusade to save him from my basement and mandatory sponge baths, I am not holding him captive. This is a scene from Spaklepants’ other movie (yes he is in other films than “Twilight”) “The Haunted Airman”. The made for tv movie is bases on Pattinson’s character who is a flight lieutenant. Do to war wounds he is confined to a wheelchair and has to be washed by an assistant.

How many of you R.Patz Sparklepants ho’s are wishing you were the assistant?

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