We can all thank the lovely Stacy K. for this sneak peek at the full “New Moon” trailer that includes the Volturi, more Jacob Black wolf pack action and Robert Pattinson shirtless.
Enjoy!
Robert Pattinson Shows Off His Real Body – Photos
July 9, 2009 By 1 Comment
Remember when Robert Pattinson was prancing gracefully around Italy topless? Ah yes, Kittens. You didn’t forget. You know you have one of the those pics saved as the wallpaper on your computer right now. And then we had to go and spoil it for you with this story about how his abs were airbrushed onto him through the beauty of make-up magic.
Never fret. I know what you want. You want to know what he REALLY looks like beneth those layers of Fruit-of-the-Loom t-shirts and torn plaid button downs. And thankfully the good folks at US Weekly have heard our cry…and received all those nasty emails I sent about the lack of semi-nude photos of Sparklepants in their publication.
Via US Weekly:
“The ‘Twilight’ star, 23, shows off his abs and smiles in one of the pics, originally taken for ‘Rolling Stone’. In another, he runs his hands through his famous hair while brooding.”
Most importantly, someone on that set had the good sense to dump a bucket of water on Pattinson as well showing us what he would look like if he were caught in a rain storm…or locked in my shower.
Enjoy the pics kittens and try not to drool on your computers (I’m pretty sure that’s why The Dame’s computer started shooting sparks last week).
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Images Via: Us Magazine
Rob Pattinson Faked His Abs for ‘New Moon’
June 22, 2009 By 4 Comments
I fear for my life for speaking ill of Pattinson. I believe it is being added to the commandments…”Thou shalt not speaketh ill of the Sparklepants.”
After the photos of Robert Pattinson shirtless for his role in “New Moon” surfaced, the hearts of tweens everywhere went squee! I hate to rain on other people’s parade, but it is being stated that Pattinson’s toned ab muscles were fake.
Via MTV UK:
“Rob had a team of makeup artists working on his stomach to make it appear as if he had a six pack” one claimed. Rob is definitely not that in shape,’ says the source. ‘He hates the gym and will never really be a muscle man! They used all the tricks – including liquid body paint, shading, and airbrushing to make his torso look toned and whenever they stopped filming, Rob would duck back insider to get touched up by the makeup team.”
I am hoping that this is a filthy and jealous lie told by some extra out to dethrone Sparklepants.
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Images Via: MTV
Robert Pattinson Nude Bath – Video
January 17, 2009 By 3 Comments
Rub-a Dub Dub… Sparklepants is in the tub!
I know at this point I could be writing about the plague of hunger ravaging the world or announce that Brad Pitt has left Angelina Jolie for George Clooney to make sweet, sweet man lovin’ and a total of 3 people would read it. All thanks to the above video of Robert Pattinson naked in a bathtub.
Before you explode tween angst everywhere and launch a crusade to save him from my basement and mandatory sponge baths, I am not holding him captive. This is a scene from Spaklepants’ other movie (yes he is in other films than “Twilight”) “The Haunted Airman”. The made for tv movie is bases on Pattinson’s character who is a flight lieutenant. Do to war wounds he is confined to a wheelchair and has to be washed by an assistant.
How many of you R.Patz Sparklepants ho’s are wishing you were the assistant?
