Robert Pattinson Recording an Album ?!

Twi-hards – Get your mp3′s ready, your Ipods charged, and put aside your lunch money for iTunes – Robert Pattinson is reportedly ready to record an album! A source tells Us Weekly that Rob has been “kicking a few original songs around for a long time,” but didn’t have time to record them.

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Engagement PROOF ?!

Twi-hards, sit down and take a deep breath before reading any further… The same Star issue featuring the false engagement of Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are claiming that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have finally decided to make things legal and get married! The magazine reported that Stewart was spotted in Los Angeles carrying hand written notes that were supposedly love letters to Sparklepants with phrases like “Lover,” “my sweet” and “to my Fiance,” spotted throughout. But are these two actually engaged!?

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Robert Pattinson: “I’d love to have a family” with Kristen Stewart?!

Everyone’s favorite sparkling vampire, Robert Pattinson, is trying his best these days to lose his fangs in hopes of actually starring in movies that attract more than 13 year old girls.

While promoting his new film, ‘Water for Elephants’ with Reese Witherspoon (read about their not-so-sexy love scene HERE), Pattinson discussed his favorite co-star…and it’s not girlfriend Kristen Stewart!

Via The Chicago Sun Times:

“[Tai-the elephant in the film]is such a phenomenal creature. Hanging out with elephants is such a life-changing experience. I love that my job as an actor allows me to spend three months with elephants.”

However, Pattinson is quick to mention his growing distaste for paprazzi and the media, who like to delve into his personal life as much as possible.

When asked about a recent ‘interview’ Pattinson allegedly gave to an Italian magazine which claims Pattinson was ready to marry girlfriend Kristen Stewart and start a family, Sparklepants puts the brakes on:

“I don’t understand how they printed that. It’s a completely made-up interview. I’d love to have a family — sometime in the future.”

Rumors surrounding Pattinson and Stewart’s relationship pop-up more often than a virgin at a rodeo. In fact, a few weeks ago it was reported the two split while, just last week, Pattinson allegedly dropped $17,000 on a promise ring for his lady.

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Bobby Long Limited Edition EP ‘Stranger Songs’ Vinyl GIVEAWAY!!

British singer-songwriter-guitarist Bobby Long has signed a recording agreement with New York-based independent label ATO Records. Long’s debut is set for release on February 1, 2011. The album, entitled A WINTER TALE, is a collection of 11 original songs from a repertoire deeply rooted in American folk, blues and country music. The recording is produced by Liam Watson, Grammy® winner for his engineering work on Elephant by The White Stripes, at his analog Toe Rag Studios in London.

Since he began performing in North America in April of 2009, Long has logged more than 150 shows (including sold-out appearances in major U.S. cities, Canada and Europe), winning over audiences with his gritty, passionate performances. His haunting vocals, intricately woven lyrics and intriguing guitar work, not to mention his charming tall tales, have helped to cultivate a devoted fan base that has filled rooms night after night. This year’s tour schedule has also included several high-profile festival appearances, among them the Mile High Festival in Denver and the XPoNential Festival sponsored by Philadelphia’s WXPN Radio, an early champion of Long’s moving, personal songs. As one critic wrote on blogcritics.com: “With raw vocal power and smart, evocative lyrics, Long is a folksinger with a spirited intensity that puts him outside and above the masses of singer-songwriters roaming our cities, towns, and social networks.”

The selection of songs on A WINTER TALE poignantly touch on a variety of themes, some of them dark, sung with Long’s deep signature rasp. His distinct finger-picking style on guitar is also prominently in evidence while he is backed by an eclectic complement of studio musicians on standup bass, pedal-steel guitar, vibraphones, drums, piano and keyboards.

Included on the CD are several songs that have become associated with him over the endless months of touring, among them the guitar-driven “The Bounty of Mary Jane,” the haunting imagery of “Being a Mockingbird,” the anthemic “Dead and Done” (“I’ve already had the neighbors here, Johnny Cash came ‘round and we split a beer” “) and the defiant “Penance Fire Blues” contrasted with the spare, plaintive “Who Have You Been Loving,” which was embraced in its simplest acoustic form—lifted from the self-released homemade recording, DIRTY POND SONGS, that was only available at his shows.

Other songs on the record include “In the Frost,” which paints word pictures of scenes from Long’s native England, and “A Passing Tale” and “Sick Man Blues,” which are throwbacks to the traditional folk era of the 1960’s. “A Stranger Song,” the closer, brings to mind the wordplay of one of Long’s major influences: Leonard Cohen. “Two Years Old,” a finely crafted story song about the ravages of war, conjures images reminiscent of the battle scenes in the film Atonement, and the title cut, “A Winter Tale,” is a driving, memorable opus that demands repeat plays.

Long, who moved to London from Wiltshire in the southwest of England to attend college, became part of the burgeoning open mic circuit to expose his music. He met actor and fellow musician Robert Pattinson, who would go on to sing “Let Me Sign” (co-written by Long and friend Marcus Foster) over a crucial dramatic scene in the blockbuster film “Twilight.” The inclusion of the song in the film’s soundtrack gave Long a head start on a legion of fans. Although A WINTER TALE is the 24-year-old’s first foray into the formal recording process, “Left to Lie,” his first single from the DIRTY POND SONGS collection, reached #1 on the iTunes “Unsigned” chart and #8 on the Folk chart. Pollstar wrote: “Long’s emergence as an up-and-coming artist is the stuff Hollywood loves to make movies about. He continues to amaze audiences with a bare-bones sound reminiscent of early Bob Dylan.”

Long is currently on a short string of dates in Europe before hitting the road in the U.S. in earnest with his band this fall. A limited edition 10” vinyl EP containing songs from forthcoming record (including two bonus tracks) will become available at that time to build further anticipation for the release of the album and to coincide with his fall tour schedule.

The following fall dates are in support of Michael Franti:
October 18—Buster’s, Lexington, KY; 19—Newport Music Hall, Columbus, Ohio; 20—Bluebird Nightclub, Bloomington, IN; 22—Madison Theatre, Covington, KY; 23—Carnegie Music Hall of Homestead, Pittsburgh; 24—The Town Ballroom, Buffalo, NY; 25—Northern Lights, Albany, NY; 28—Terminal 5, New York City; 29—Wellmont Theatre, Montclair, NJ; 30—Electric Factory, Philadelphia.

November 1 & 2—Calvin Theatre, Northampton, MA; 3—State Theatre, Ithaca, NY; 5—Lupo’s Heartbreak Hotel, Providence, RI; 6—State Theatre, Portland, ME; 7—Capitol Center, Concord, NH; 9—Toad’s Place, New Haven, CT; 10—Metropolis, Montreal, Quebec; 12–Kool Haus, Toronto, ON; 13—House Of Blues, Cleveland, OH; and14—Crofoot Ballroom, Pontiac, MI. Additional tour dates will be added shortly.

Ok fans, here is your chance to score a free copy of Bobby Long’s Limited Edition EP ‘Stranger Songs’ on vinyl! Simply post your favorite Bobby Long song in the comment section below and why you love it, or tweet ‘Win A Bobby Long Limited Edition EP Stranger Songs on Vinyl’ @HollywoodDame and THREE lucky people will win! Contest ends Thursday, December 23rd! Good Luck!

Thanks to all you lovely Hollywood Dame readers for entering! We have chosen and contacted the winner. Check your spam box or try again next time to win some great swag at our next giveaway!

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Stephenie Meyer, May Do Another ‘Twlight’ Book – Oprah Videos

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The ‘Twlight Saga: New Moon’ pimping onslaught has begun. Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner are all making the talk-show rounds this week in anticipation for the movie’s release this Friday.

However, only the Mighty Oprah Winfrey was able to score an interview with ‘Twlight‘ author, Stephenie Meyer. The episode, which aired Friday, was pretty upbeat and Stephenie was quite chatty, even letting us know what she thinks about the choice of Pattinson to play the beloved vampire, Edward.

As for the question on Twi-hard minds eveywhere: Will there be a fifth book? Meyer gave a rather unclear answer.

Via MSNBC:

“I can’t answer it. The way I write, it’s what makes me happy. Like, I can’t write when people are looking over my shoulder. I am a little burned out on vampires right now. I think I need a little break. I might go spend some time with my aliens. I might do something completely different. I’ve got to cleanse the palate. I may come back to it. I did envision it as a longer series. But I wrapped ‘Breaking Dawn’ in a way that I felt satisfied with, so if that moment didn’t come, I’d be OK.”

Don’t worry kids, she’ll be all over that book once the hype…and money runs its course. Meyer was in the process of working on ‘Midnight Sun’ (the original 5th Twilight book) when the first 12 chapters leaked to the internet. It was basically the first installment of Twilight through Edward’s persepective. (Click HERE to read more on that.)

“When we were first doing the casting for this, I knew the problem was going to be Edward,” Meyer said. She said that Pattinson has “something about him, he doesn’t look like everybody else, there’s something unusual.”

Meyer didn’t seem sold on Pattinson taking the lead until she saw him in costume.

“I got on set, and he’s in makeup and in costume… all of a sudden he’s Edward. There are moments when he looks exactly like he did in my head.”

She even let’s us in on Sparklepants’ personal hygiene.

“He smells great. Rob is hilarious… he’s really fun to hang out with. He’s not at all like the Edward character… He’s so different as Rob. The eyes, the facial structure. He just doesn’t look like everybody else. In a very good way.”

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Robert Pattinson Likes to ‘Entertain’ Kristen Stewart While Drunk – Photos

Here is your daily dose of Robert Pattinson making sexy times with KStew brouhaha.

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Old Sparklepants took his unicorn patch to Vanity Fair and of course the mag addressed the rumors and stories of the elusive Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart dating. Both “Twilight” actors call the love stories “false” and eloquently state it’s all “retarded.”

“She’s influenced how I’ve done all the Twilight stuff. It’s quite nice to have someone who is genuinely indifferent to the whole spectacle of everything.” For the record, however, Pattinson says the rumors of a love affair are false: “It doesn’t make any difference what you say [to the tabloids]. I’ve literally been across the country [from Kristen], and it’s like ‘Oh, they were on secret dates!’ It’s like ‘Where? I can’t get out of my hotel room!’ ” Stewart is even more emphatic: “It’s so retarded,” she says. “We’re characters in this comic book.”

The director for the first film of the “Twilight” saga didn’t help by mentioning he spent his free time getting crunk and entertaining Kristen is his hotel room.

“What Rob and Kristen had is a multitude of feelings for each other. Complex feelings for each other,” says Hardwicke. “It was what we needed. Complex, intense fascination.”

I don’t think the world is ready for Sparklepants wearing nothing but a lampshade and singing “Show Me the Way to Go Home” while shaking his stanky leg for KStew, but it’s nice to know the possibility is there. I wonder if he did so wearing only the Edward Cullen undies?

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Robert Pattinson To Quit Acting

EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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That, my friends, is the creepy cry of the Twi-Hards upon learning that their beloved Robert Pattinson is thinking of hanging up his acting fangs.

In a recent interview with Seventeen Magazine, the current hot commodity and my former love slave (I had to let him out of the basement to shoot ‘Eclipse’, ok?) stated that he isn’t sure how long his acting career will last.

Via MTV UK:

“I don’t even know if I want to be an actor that long. I don’t even know how to be someone else… if I start doing lame work, I’m not going to stick around and do it!”

Sparklepants, I think this means you should have stopped with ‘The Haunted Airman’. Yea, Twi-Hards, I said it.

He then went on to compare himself to rapper Eminem.

“When the first film came out I felt like a complete tosser, It looked like I was trying to be cool or something, like Eminem. You know, to be in a movie and then do a song for the soundtrack. But I didn’t look cool, I just looked ridiculous.”

I don’t know about that Sparks…you have way better hair than Em.

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Robert Pattinson Stiffs Waitress

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Robert Pattinson can do no wrong. He can wear the same clothes for weeks on end, never wash his perfect hair, and smoke like a chimney-and it’s all still sexy. But what if our Edward Cullen was a cheapskate? Would we still love him? Would hundreds of Twi-Hards still line the streets of New York for hours on end to merely catch a glimpse of Sparklepants getting into a car? Of course. Those are silly questions.

According to good old Ted Casablanca, Sparklepants hit up posh eatery Il Cantinori in New York City recently with a group of friends and left a meager tip for the waitress’ hard work.

Via E!:

“The group left a tip of only $50—just shy of the standard 15 percent, and way shy of what you’d expect.”

Please. That waitress got way more than $50. She’s likely selling everything from the napkin Pattinson used to spit his gum in to the urinal cakes he peed on in the toilet. With that Kittens, I am off to check eBay.

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Robert Pattinson Surfaces Singing in London Pub – Photo and Video

While America eagerly awaits the return of Robert Pattinson, he has been spotted in London.

Sparklepants hit up SoHo pub across the pond for an open mic night. He treated club goers to a few of his musical endeavors. A Perez fan posted the above photo of the “Twilight” heartthrob on stage and said that he silenced the room due to his outstanding talent.

Robert is a known music lover and contributed 2 tracks for the “Twilight” soundtrack. He sang “Let Me Sign” (which was a bonus track) and “Never Think” for the film. Check out more of his music HERE.

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