Robert Pattinson: “I’d love to have a family” with Kristen Stewart?!

Everyone’s favorite sparkling vampire, Robert Pattinson, is trying his best these days to lose his fangs in hopes of actually starring in movies that attract more than 13 year old girls.

While promoting his new film, ‘Water for Elephants’ with Reese Witherspoon (read about their not-so-sexy love scene HERE), Pattinson discussed his favorite co-star…and it’s not girlfriend Kristen Stewart!

Via The Chicago Sun Times:

“[Tai-the elephant in the film]is such a phenomenal creature. Hanging out with elephants is such a life-changing experience. I love that my job as an actor allows me to spend three months with elephants.”

However, Pattinson is quick to mention his growing distaste for paprazzi and the media, who like to delve into his personal life as much as possible.

When asked about a recent ‘interview’ Pattinson allegedly gave to an Italian magazine which claims Pattinson was ready to marry girlfriend Kristen Stewart and start a family, Sparklepants puts the brakes on:

“I don’t understand how they printed that. It’s a completely made-up interview. I’d love to have a family — sometime in the future.”

Rumors surrounding Pattinson and Stewart’s relationship pop-up more often than a virgin at a rodeo. In fact, a few weeks ago it was reported the two split while, just last week, Pattinson allegedly dropped $17,000 on a promise ring for his lady.

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Reese Witherspoon Finds Robert Pattinson “Disgusting” and “Not Sexy”

Fresh off the heels of her wedding to agent Jim Toth (see her wedding photos HERE), Reese Witherspoon is now working on promoting her latest film, ‘Water For Elephants’ which she stars opposite ‘Twilight’ lead sparkler, Robert Pattinson.

And she isn’t exactly gushing about the sexy Hollywood hunk.

Via In Touch:

“Rob possibly had the most hideous horrible cold of any co-star I’ve ever had to do a love scene with ever in my entire life. He was literally snorting and snotting through every second of it – and it was not appealing. I’m talking green, infectious, disgusting – I’m not kidding! I’m going to say it’s a little bit of a downer. I was a little disappointed. It wasn’t sexy.”

We already gave you Pattinson’s side of the story, when he told reporters that he used Witherspoon’s wig as a tissue during their steaming love scene.

Though Witherspoon didn’t like Pattinson’s cold, I am certain that his used tissues would’ve made enough on eBay to solve our National Debt.

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Robert Pattinson Threatens to Beat Paparazzi

Are you counting down the months? The days? The minutes? Yes, Twi-Hards, I am talking to you. The ‘Twlight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part One’ opens this November, but in the meantime, Robert Pattinson has two other movies to pimp.

The first being ‘Water for Elephants’ (see the trailer for that film HERE) and the second is ‘Bel Ami’ which features Pattinson as a womanizing journalist who sleeps his way to the top. Much like I had to do to get to the middle here at Hollywood Dame.

Via Elle:

ELLE: Was it fun playing a ladies’ man instead of a celibate?

RP: Completely. I thought it was funny as well—Twilight having quite a bit of a female audience—to play a guy who basically screws women out of money. I like the fact that you never hear of a movie where the bad guy stabs every single person in the back and then wins.

ELLE: So you relished playing a sleazy journalist?

RP: I like the section where he gets a job as a gossip writer and in a completely banal way just makes stuff up—uses the same story and changes the names. I think that still is very, very true.

Pattinson didn’t hold back his true feelings about the paparazzi that follow his day-to-day routine, either.

“You know, when the whole thing dries up and there’s hardly any paparazzi around—I don’t know, in 15 years or something—I like the idea of just one paparazzo coming out and trying to get a picture, and I just beat the sh*t out of him. I mean—out of nowhere—when my picture’s not even worth…and I’ve spent all my money, so you can’t sue me!”

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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Water For Elephants’ Extended Trailer – See It HERE

A new extended trailer for Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon’s upcoming movie “Water For Elephants” premiered during the ‘American Idol’ results show last night!

Per Ok!:

Water for Elephants has released a second trailer featuring Reese Witherspoon, Christoph Waltz and a lot more Robert Pattinson! The new trailer explains more of Jacob Jankowski’s (Rob) background and how he runs away to the circus after his parents are tragically killed in a car accident. And then a love triangle begins between Rob and Reese, who is married to Christoph.

Looks amazing! Water for Elephants hits theaters April 22nd .

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Robert Pattinson Scores Colin Farrell’s ‘Cosmopolis’ Role

While his “Twilight Saga” cast-mates are busy staging paparazzi photos (yea, I am talking to you Kellen Lutz!), Robert Pattinson is busy booking more acting jobs.

Aside from his roles in the upcoming ‘Water for Elephants’ and ‘Bel Ami,’ Pattinson is now slated to take on the lead role of Eric Packer in the film adaptation of Don DeLillo’s novel, ‘Cosmopolis.’

Via Deadline:

“[Pattinson]will play Eric Packer. A financial wunderkind, Packer risks his entire fortune to bet against the yen on a tumultuous day. His deed puts him in the crosshairs for assassination in a drama that is a study of capitalism in a slightly futuristic metropolis. Most of the scenes in the book take place in the limousine that transports Packer from place to place. Marion Cotillard and Paul Giamatti are also reportedly doing the film, but those same reports had Colin Farrell poised to take the lead role.”

Unlike other young actors who seem to take any role offered to them (now I am still talking to you Kellen Lutz!), Pattinson has been quite selective with his roles, choosing to star alongside Oscar winners such as Reese Witherspoon, Christoph Waltz, and now Marion Cotillard.

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Robert Pattinson Bitten By A Lion

Robert Pattinson received a love bit – and no, it wasn’t by Kristen Stewart, Twi-hards, Dame Crista, or myself … Instead, it was a lion who was lucky enough to get it’s lips on him! Pattinson, who is currently shooting his movie ‘Water for Elephants’, was on the set of the movie when he got attacked by a lion. However, you can breathe a sigh of relief now, as he was left unharmed since the lion apparently had no teeth.

Per Now:

‘They were like, “It’s fine, he does it all the time.” And I was like, “Erm, OK…” But they had to get him to do it harder, because he was being so gentle and just licking my arm.’

Looks like the Lion too has become a Pattinson fan.

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Robert Pattinson ‘Water for Elephants’ Set PHOTOS

Yes, I admit it-I have a Robert Pattinson problem. It’s clearly out of control. I mean, I don’t even have a story to go along with these pictures from his new movie ‘Water for Elephants.’ Really.

But damn. Isn’t he cute?!?

And now he’s running around with a dog?!? I know. Seriously. A man and a dog. All he needs to do is vacuum my living-room and IT IS ON.

As you may know I refrain from reading, but apparently this film is based on a book of the same name. It’s about a guy, Pattinson, who drops out of veterinary school when his father dies and joins some traveling circus where he promptly starts boinking the ringmaster’s (played by Oscar winner Christoph Waltz) wife (played by Oscar winner Reese Witherspoon).

I guess there’s a scene where the animals go bat shizz crazy and start killing people. Maybe this is the scene and Pattinson’s character throws himself in front of a charging wildebeest to save this pup. Or something. Does it matter?!

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Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Stripper Fight Plus Pattinson On Ellen – VIDEO

Back in early May, news flooded online about a lovers spat between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart during the re-shoots for the “Twilight Saga: Eclipse movie that sent Kristen into a screaming tirade on the Vancouver set. Now, OK! magazine claims to know the reason behind the spat.

The brooding Brit had missed his flight and showed up on set a day late after being out until all hours partying at a London strip joint.

While I love how deliciously trashy the mag can be, this just makes me roll my eyes. We all get it, Pattinson and KStew are making sweet greasy hipster love. He plays a Sparklepire who proposes to Kristen’s character. This = mag sales by twisting the story. Don’t get me wrong, everyone (including us) twists things to make it marketable, but this story is as dead as Vanilla Ice’s career. As for their lovers spat, I am sure they argue about for more pressing matters like who gets to look brooding and tortured today.

Robert was all smiles earlier today on “The Ellen DeGeneres show” where he talked about all the attention he’s getting, what keeps him grounded, and taking ballet at 10 years old.

He also talked about the difficulties of being shy and having to speak in public before he discusses one of the important issues of the day: that brand-new haircut of his!

Per People:

“It’s three days old,” he says. “I got a terrible infestation of nits and I had to shave it all off.”

“No you did not. Don’t start that rumor,” Ellen says.

Okay, it’s for a film, he admits. He begins shooting Water for Elephants, costarring Reese Witherspoon, in Los Angeles on Thursday.

I guess Summit finally let the reigns loose on forcing Rob to maintain his Edward Cullen locks and allowed him to get a haircut! During his interview, Sparklepants, along with two other guys, was actually felt up by a blindfolded audience member to see if she could pick out which one Rob was. She failed.

I’m sure the Twi-hards just moved her up to the top of their hit list.