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As with all projects, if you attach Sparklepants’ name to it, it will instantly see an upsurge in interest. So is it a surprise that Robert Pattinson is rumored to be in the running for a part in ‘The Huger Games’ sequel? Well, its about as surprising as Britney Spears giving herself a break on the first day of ‘X-Factor’ filming. (See what I did there? Total shameless segway to another topic featured here.)
Some of this could be spoiler-ish, so here is your warning.
The things you can do with Photoshop these days…
Someone who A) is extremely bored/sad, B) wants to see some fantastic celebrity catfight that will end with Kristen Stewart biting her lip as Nikki bobs her head and screams BRING IT ON YOU ONE NOTE TRICK! or C) is a PR genius stirring up a bit ol’ pot of relevancy, shared a fake Twitter post that sparked a feud rumor.
It’s Monday morning and some of you lucky hoes get to kick it at home for President’s Day. I am about as political as I am sober, so I am shilling Sparklepants “news” instead of kicking it with my entourage (Aunt Yetta, my mother, my niece and my extremely wise transgender sidekick) at P.F. Chang’s for a liquid lunch. (Editor’s Note: Read “news” as “obvious to the rest of us but just now donning upon everyone else.)
Good ol’ Robert Pattinson is amusing us by shaving his head and joking about being a 25 year old playing a 90 year old damned to live in a 17 year old’s body for eternity. When asked about reprising his role as Edward Cullen in the ‘Twilight’ saga, he laughed and mused that his too famous established no longer needs to slum it for a paycheck old for the role…
Nothing like a shorn Sparklepants to kick off your weekend!
Robert Pattinson arrived at the press conference for ‘Bel Ami’ with a nearly bald head. The ‘Twilight’ star who makes it rain panties at premieres shaved his head. Yes, I am calling it news because somewhere out there a Twihard is Google-ing their little heart out for some Rpattz goodness and will likely end up some smut ridden site where their computer will get a virus that tubs of digital Valtrex will be able to smote the processor herpes. So, I consider this my good deed for the day.
In case you missed it, the 2012 People’s Choice Awards – hosted by ‘Big Bang Theory’s’ Kaley Cuoco – aired last night, live from the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles. Some of the stars and celebs in attendance: Robert Pattinson, Emma Stone, Ellen DeGeneres, Lea Michele, Cory Monteith, Jason Segel, Jason Biggs, David Boreanaz, Elisha Cuthbert, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Morgan Freeman, Paul Wesley, Ashley Greene, Alyson Hannigan, Liam Hemsworth, Julianne Hough, Terrence Howard, Vanessa Hudgens, Ewan McGregor and Ian Somerhalder. Here’s what happened during the show…
Apparently the sight of Justin Timberlake no longer makes us want to whip out $3.95. His October cover feature on Esquire was the worst seller for the mag in 2011. The solo cover only sold 73,000 copies.
Justin also bombed again on the cover of W despite the added feature of Amanda Seyfried. The issue only sold 15,000 copies. This was the second worst selling cover for the fashion meets art/culture mag.
Looks as if Rosalie’s dislike of Bella has boiled over into real life! Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed are not frenemies, they are downright enemies. The two were formerly best friends, but apparently Reed and Robert Pattinson, Stewart’s current boyfriend, had a fling some time ago and Stewart will “never forgive” Reed for that.
~What handsome, 40-something A-lister was so afraid of being upstaged by a “Twilight” star’s teeny-bopper appeal and good looks that he made sure the actor didn’t land a co-starring role in his upcoming film? Moviegoers still consider the elder star sexy, but he’s so insecure that he didn’t want to take any chances – and the role went to an unknown! – [National Enquirer]
My Guess: This one might have several answers out there. Robert Pattinson was being courted for a role on Tom Cruise‘s new film,’Rock of Ages.’ The director, Adam Shankman, was told MTV back in November: “Rob is a good singer. There were times during the ‘Rock of Ages’ casting process [we thought of him], and he was never available.” However, I don’t classify Sparklepants as “teeny-bopper” so I’d have to guess Taylor Lautner is the younger star and the older star is still Tom Cruise for the new Mission Impossible movie.
~Which blonde Bravo star tries to get out of doing any promo work for her reality show and leaves the pimping to her reality show cohorts? – Hollywood Dame
Hint: Think ‘Housewives’
Le GASP! ESCANDALO! Robert Pattinson was seen leaving a bar with Sarah Roemer. Naturally, this equals cheating and not a matter of friendly convenience with a side benefit of being gas conscientious.
In honor of the Twihards who haven’t slept in the past week because they were vibrating with excitement over the releasing of ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn,’ here is some EW week interview goodness with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner. The trio talks about the infamous sex scene, Kristen giving Chris Hemsworth a black eye, the birth scene and Taylor’s next project.
Read into it/interpret how you like…
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