Robert Shapiro

Robert Shapiro QUITS Lindsay Lohan

Today is Lindsay Lohan Jail Watch 2010. As the minutes of Lindsay’s freedom tick away, her replacement lawyer Robert Shapiro quit.

Now, Shapiro was one of the defending attorney team for Guilty as Hell O.J. Simpson. So this man who stood in court and defended a man who nearly decapitated his ex-wife can’t tolerate Lindsay Lohan????

Via TMZ:

“We do not know why Shapiro has left the case. He said publicly he would represent Lindsay only if she agreed to jail and followed his instructions.

Interestingly, Shawn Chapman Holley never signed the substitution of attorney form last Friday to get out of the case. So Shawn may be on the hook.”

Poor Shawn. I bet she is cursing Shapiro and hoping a diseased yak spits in his coffee. Lohan also took to Twitter to announce:

“the only “bookings” that i’m familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i’d be “booking” into Jail… eeeks”

Ho was arrested in Santa Monica for drunk driving and cocaine possession in 2007 so either she is going to play the amnesia card today or the coke has finally rotted the memory lobe of her brain.

Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab

If we could roll our eyes any harder … In what appears to be nothing more than making a desperate bid to stay out of jail, Lindsay Lohan has taken it upon herself to check into a rehab facility ahead of her upcoming jail sentence, in hopes that the judge will change her ruling and allow her to complete her sentence in a rehab facility rather than the court ordered jail. The facility Lohan has checked into was founded by famed attorney Robert Shapiro, Lohan’s new lawyer, after his son died of an overdose in 2005.

Per X17:

X17online.com can report EXCLUSIVELY that Lindsay Lohan spent her first night in rehab last night — at attorney Robert Shapiro’s rehabilitation facility Pickford Lofts.

Lohan arrived at the home at 3:45 Wednesday, but already has had a variety of visitors including mom Dina, sister Ali, her ex Samantha Ronson, her assistant Eleanor, and her rumored-to-be new girlfriend Eilat Anschel. Eleanor reportedly visited with Lindsay before she went in and even brought her food and pillows. Ronson showed up a little after 10pm and visited for around 45 minutes.

Lohan and Shapiro reportedly plan to ask Judge Marsha Revel to allow her to stay in rehab instead of going to jail. Prosecutor Danette Meyers isn’t buying into Lohans’s rehab act, and has declared that LiLo will definitely be going to the slammer regardless of who she hires or what they say.

Per Radar:

“It’s a really a moot point to ask Judge Revel to send Ms. Lohan to rehab only as Judge Revel has already sentenced her,” Meyers told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “Ms. Lohan is going to jail… Judge Revel could have sentenced her to more time behind bars, but she didn’t. The only issue to be decided is what rehabilitation facility Ms. Lohan will be sent to after she serves her jail time.”

Meyers also said she plans to personally be in the court room when Lohan is expected to turn herself in next Tuesday to begin serving her sentence. Once again, Lohan is trying to avoid responsibility for her actions. Not like we expected anything less.

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