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Lindsay Lohan Creates a Job for Herself

The economy is in the crapper and Lindsay Lohan has been living on fake tanner and Red Bull to survive the recession. Oh, alright, ho has been spending her scratch on strap-ons and blow. Either way, she doesn’t have a lot of work heading in her direction so she has taken matters into her own hands.

The straight to basic cable “Labor Pains” star has joined forces with her fashion label partner to create a production company. They have several tv show ideas cooked up which involve ripping off HBO’s “Entourage” and a dating game show.

Via Reuters:

“Lohan and Kristi Kaylor, who runs Lohan’s 6126 brand, named for Marilyn Monroe’s birthday, have created Unforgettable Prods. The duo are developing several projects, including a TV show called “Faux Real,” described as “Entourage” for the fashion world.

There’s also a game show involving dating, tentatively called “That’s What Friends Are For” and a “docu-cause” TV show the pair will produce in conjunction with a charitable organization.”

Sounds like a top notch idea. This walking vaginal vending machine is going to be running her idea for Grand Theft Auto meets the “Price is Right” to a bunch of laughing tv execs who are all betting on whether or not she has underwear on.

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Twilight Audition Drama!!

February 12, 2009 By Xine 6 Comments

Over the weekend, Vancouver was taken over by a large amount of aboriginal Twihards, auditioning for roles in the upcoming “New Moon” movie. Apparently the turn-out was greater than expected and a vast majority were turned away, shortly after noon on the Saturday. According to Times Colonist, insults, and accusations ensued to those who barely made the cut.

Well, had that been me, I would have more than thrown insults! I would have taken one of those girls down!!! But sadly, I am neither 15-25 nor Aboriginal. Dare to dream, I say!

Apparently the reason why there were so many people at the audition is that it was advertising on Craigslist. And now that I am reading the posting, it is specific that the casting call is going on until noon, so those people who got all dramatic need to chill! And learn from this: sleep outside the building next time! You aren’t a true Twihard if you don’t to that!!

Filming for “New Moon” starts next month.

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