Katherine Heigl Is Overpriced

It didn’t take long for Katherine Heigl to get back on her high horse. It seems the “Grey’s Anatomy” actress and resident beyotch was in talks to star with an ensemble cast in Gary Marshall’s romantic comedy “Valentine’s Day”, but she pulled out of the project when her demands weren’t met…or even entertained by the producers.

It seems Heigl and her people came to the table demanding she be paid a staggering $3 million-more than any of the other actors work on the flick-actors that include Julia Roberts, Anne Hathaway, and Shirley MacLaine.

As if her price tag wasn’t enough, that price is attached to a mere 14 days of shooting. That’s right kids, Heigl believes she’s worth $1.5 million/week.

A rep for Heigl denies the claims via Page Six:

“The story is ludicrous. Early negotiations are a daily occurrence in this business, and just for clarification, Katherine walked away from this project for multiple reasons.”

Multiple reasons? Like not getting $3 million, her own trailer, chef, white roses, personal umbrella holder, and someone to wipe her bum?

Heigl is known for being a major beyotch on sets and often bites and gnaws the hands that feed her.

While shooting “Knocked-Up” she criticized how writer/director Judd Apatow portrayed women in the film, and she withdrew her name from last year’s Emmy race stating, “I do not feel I was given the material this season to warrant a nomination.”

Hey Katherine, next time you withdraw your name, you are also free to stay home so we aren’t subjected to 10 minutes of you and Seacrest kisses each other’s arses on the red carpet.

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Jennifer Aniston Tanked

Much like her relationships, Jennifer Anistons’ new movie “Management” was a huge failure this weekend! The movie opened in 212 theaters this weekend, with a $1,783 per screen average, for a $378,000 opening.

Warning to the few who actually are interested in this movie – Spoilers ahead!

In the movie, Aniston plays Sue, a workaholic sales rep, and is pursued by a guy named Mike played by Steve Zahn, who works at the Arizona roadside motel where she stops over while on business. Mike awkwardly tries to woo her with bottles of wine he claims are gifts from the management, and Sue eventually lowers her guard enough to allow Mike to feel her up some so he won’t think his entire attempt at seducing her was a flop. The next morning Sue seduces Mike in the laundry room before leaving. Mike then travels to Maryland, obsessively in love with her. Sue is surprised to see him and tells him he can’t stay long. In reality, this is the part where she would be calling security to get him out of her office. But in movie-land, they end up spending a few days together being charming before he heads for home. A few months later, she stays at the motel again (can someone please tell me why women in movies are so stupid?), and Mike and Sue hang out some more. Sue leaves again, and Mike keeps chasing her, starting first at Maryland again and then cross-country where Sue has gone to reunite with her ex, Django, a former punk rocker but now yogurt entrepreneur played by Woody Harrelson. This winds up being a romantic comedy about two people who are supposed to be together. But seriously, the way Mike keeps popping up in Sue’s life from a long distance comes off as more than just a bit creepy and not at all charming. But of course this is a movie, so the stalker will get the girl!

I get that there’s a certain amount of leeway we’re supposed to give to romantic comedies. But when a movie tries to pass off stalkerish behavior as cute and when the object of their affection doesn’t immediately run for a restraining order, it becomes impossible for me to just suspend my disbelief and follow a movie’s agenda of romance. This movie would hold my attention as little as Paris Hilton does. No wonder this was a flop!