WAIT!!! Before you think of slitting your wrists to avoid reading anything that might contain images of Rosie O’Donnell sweatin’ on Angelina Jolie, you must know the relationship between the two never come to fruition.

Phew.

Apparently, Rosie was on Howard Stern this week where she fielded questions about her break-up with her long time partner Kelli Carpenter. Unfortunately for the world, she didn’t stop there.

O’Donnell went on to reveal that she and St. Angelina came very close to gettin’-it-on.

Via D’Listed:

“We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that. There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through. I was a little afraid of her. She’s scary in a sexual kind of way.”

Rosie finds Angelina scary? She welcomes ladies swathed in flannel with mullets but is afraid of a leather-clad Jolie?

Thank goodness.