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Robert Pattinson: I’m Disgusting and Manic Depressive

November 10, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Here is your daily dose of Sparklepants and celebrity quotes. Doing an interview with Britain’s New Magazine, Robert Pattinson called his hygiene habits disgusting.

“It gets to the point where even I can’t stand the air around me. My personal hygiene – it’s so disgusting! Really, it’s that I have very few clothes that I like and I’m traveling all the time so I can’t really get any more.”

With all the screamy Twihards out there you’d think he find a ho to run a rake through his unicorn patch and introduce his jeans to Tide. Regardless, he goes on to describe his mental state.

“You over-analyze everything – you analyze how if you say one thing, someone likes you, and if you say another, they don’t. You begin to experiment on people, which isn’t good for real life. I don’t think I’m very romantic any more – just manic depressive.”

Egads. Did he think he was on ‘The View’ when he did this interview?

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Robert Pattinson Singing ‘I am Broken’ – Video

January 26, 2009 By Cara Harrington 4 Comments

Here we have Sparklepants serenading us with the song “I am Broken” in what I am guessing is a pub. Robert Pattinson is known for his penchant for pubs and singing at open mic nights which subsequently have women everywhere panting over every open mic night bars in London. Is it weird I find his talent for music stronger than his acting skills? This is simply gratuitous and has no real news value so here is a bit of trivia….

Who is his self proclaimed acting “role model” ????

The Answer is after the Fold (Click Read More…) Below

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Robert Pattinson Nude Bath – Video

January 17, 2009 By Cara Harrington 3 Comments

Rub-a Dub Dub… Sparklepants is in the tub!

I know at this point I could be writing about the plague of hunger ravaging the world or announce that Brad Pitt has left Angelina Jolie for George Clooney to make sweet, sweet man lovin’ and a total of 3 people would read it. All thanks to the above video of Robert Pattinson naked in a bathtub.

Before you explode tween angst everywhere and launch a crusade to save him from my basement and mandatory sponge baths, I am not holding him captive. This is a scene from Spaklepants’ other movie (yes he is in other films than “Twilight”) “The Haunted Airman”. The made for tv movie is bases on Pattinson’s character who is a flight lieutenant. Do to war wounds he is confined to a wheelchair and has to be washed by an assistant.

How many of you R.Patz Sparklepants ho’s are wishing you were the assistant?