Kristen Stewart “Rages” at Robert Pattinson – FALSE

Robert Pattinson indulged in some fanfiction written by someone who is confused about the tingles Taylor Lautner gives them. Rob kissed Lautner full on the mouth during the MTV Movie Awards after winning Best Kiss with Kristen Stewart.
(Click HERE for video and photos of that…)

The Mirror is running with a total BS story that Kristen was furious after Pattinson kissed Taylor instead of her…

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Jake Gyllenhaal Defends Heath Ledger

I too am envisioning Jake ripping his shirt off and challenging some drunken patron to fisticuffs circa “Road House.”

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Jake Gyllenhaal was hitting Garde-Manger in Montreal. He had a small entourage of friends and was reportedly indulging in a few drinks. Having a good time or nursing his broken heart after his break up with Reese Witherspoon (who is now dating someone new Click HERE to find out who), he and his friends were dancing on the bench of their table.

A blogger who runs a NSFW site (vastly dedicated to boobs and bad words – pretty much a 12 year old’s idea of a good time) was in the restaurant and marched up to Gyllenhaal and asked: “”Hey isn’t that the guy who killed Heath Ledger?” (E! is reporting that he asked: “”Hey isn’t that the guy who kissed Heath Ledger?” but I am quoting the accuser’s story on his site. I would also like to mention that he has altered his side of the story several times.)

Jake was rightfully and instantly furious. He then got into the blogger’s face and told him to “f**k off” and leave. Bouncers immediately escorted the offending patron out. Here is where it gets nasty. The blogger claimed that they girl he was with was pushed by Gyllenhaal “at least 10 times” before he was pulled back after he was escorted out. The problem with the story is that the blogger didn’t actually witness this claim as he was admittedly kicked out before she was reportedly pushed. Other witnesses confirm that no one was pushed despite his Twitters that his friend was “beat up” by Gyllenhaal.

As for this girl who was supposedly caught in the crossfire? Onlookers tell us “there were a bunch of girls” there but “no one was shoved or hurt.”

Since then the blogger has heard from Jake’s attorneys and is refusing to acquiesce to any of their request. What makes me doubt the validity of the blogger’s story is that he pulled a Perez and instead of calling the police, he Twittered to every media contact he had that Jake had “beat up his gf.” Classic famewhore mistake. I am sure he will be pregnant with Jude Law’s baby next week.

Kristen Stewart Breaks Robert Pattinson’s Heart

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While you were sound a sleep last night with visions of Robert Pattinson dancing in your head, the rumor mill was working on overdrive trying to create some drama for our beloved Sparklepants. Last week, OK Magazine ran a story trying to make us buy into Pattinsons’ rumored romance with co-star Kristen Stewart, promising us a first look into their love nest in Vancouver but producing nothing more than pictures of some random hotel room. They even went as far as to bogusly quoting the two as saying, “We’re already like a married couple.” But now it looks like the rumored couple won’t be getting their happily ending afterall, as the magazine now has Kristen breaking Rob’s heart & leaving him heartbroken, along with his so-called plans to win her back.

Per OK!:

“Rob was talking marriage,” says the source, who explains that the relationship was also stealing all of Kristen’s attention and keeping her from spending time with her friends and family. “She told him they need to take a break.”

So within the matter of a week, the couple have gone from saying they were like a married couple to breaking up because Rob was thinking marriage. Kinda contradictory if you ask me! Meanwhile back in reality, the two have finished up filming on the third installment, “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” and are gearing up for the whirlwind of promotional tours they are about to embark on. So what story do you think the magazine will drum up for next week? Kristen upset at Robs flirting? The “Twilight” stars engagement? Kristen pregnant with Robs baby?… Scratch those, they’ve already been done! Guess the only thing left is to have Rob turn up pregnant himself. Next time you are standing at the checkout line and you see a magazine with KStew & Sparklepants on the cover, think twice before you pick it and believe it to be true.

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Despite Reports, ‘Scrubs’ Actor Zach Braff NOT Dead

Despite the dinnertime shrieks of “OMG Zach Braff killed himself! I read it on Twitter!” that you might have heard, the actor is very much alive and well! Reports that the “Scrubs” actor had died of an apparent suicide have been spreading like wild fires yesterday, with the news even being reported on a fake CNN site and becoming a top trending topic on Twitter. The headline of the article said “Beloved Scrubs Actor Found Dead In His Home” and claimed he was found with an empty pill bottle by his side. The news of Braff’s so-called death was first reported on the hoax CNN page, which actually looked quite genuine, while another article appeared claiming that Braff had died while shooting a film in New Zealand. Thankfully, these turned out to be not true. However, if you did a little browsing on the fake CNN page it clearly gave away the hoax – all of the “top stories” on the right hand side were from 2007. Braff posted a video on Monday to his personal Facebook page, disputing the claim and calling out the person behind it.

Per PopEater:

“There was a big Internet rumor today that I was dead … that I OD’d on some pills. It’s not the case, I’m here at ‘Scrubs’ shooting the new ‘Scrubs’ title sequence, which is a little bit like dying, so I guess that was semi-accurate. A couple of inaccuracies you should have noticed when you saw the thing, if you believed it — the dude said I was found in my 32,000 square foot estate in Beverly Hills – but I’m not Oprah! That’s a big house! I just want to say to the douchebag who started this: You win my first ever douche of the day award for making my mom upset!”

Chris Laganella of New Jersey seems to be the lucky winner of that award. He has since removed the fake CNN page post and replaced it with an apology and explanation that I don’t quite understand. Laganella writes that he made the spoof page in 2007 for friends and fellow fans of “Scrubs,” but somehow it was made public without his knowledge.

Per ChrisBox:

“So let’s just clear some stuff up. I did not make this page to intentionally fool everyone on the internet. I didn’t expect it to even be made public. Ever. I’m sorry if I scared everyone out there. Zach, sorry if you got offended by me posting a fake suicide about you on the internet. Your 32,000 square foot house would be pretty empty without you. Thanks for (apparently) taking it lightly, since I haven’t gotten a letter about a lawsuit yet. Just so you know, I’m a huge fan; that’s the only reason I made this page, believe it or not. Also, sorry for upsetting your mother.”

There’s a new one of these fake troll-inspired death rumors every week. I think only school kids are fooled by it any more. Sometimes it’s the oddest celebs, which the pranksters do on purpose to make it more believable. While we’ve debunked this one, its only a matter of time before the next one pops up.

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Patrick Swayze has Died Rumor 2.0

Which is false. Patrick Swayze is alive.

A Florida radion station, KissFM, has reported that Patrick Swayze has died. A rep confirmed the rumor is complete crap and has stated he is still alive, but thanks for being news hungry whores. The rumor started at Twitter with a headlines being tossed around centering around the Floridian station via BNO.

“Florida-based radio station KissFM reports that Patrick Swayze has reportedly died. BNO News is working to get more info.”

This is the second false alarm and goes to show you that you truly can’t believe the homeless guy who lives in the alley behind Pizza Hut.

UPDATE: The station is now denying any reports of his death being made despite hundreds of people hearing the report. A rep stands by the fact that Swayze is ALIVE.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick Divorce

It’s reportedly a done deal. Carrie Bradshaw and Ferris Bueller are calling it quits.

Our friends over at Celebrity Smack had the news confirmed through a reliable West Village source in New York. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are divorcing after 12 years of marriage.

Parker and Broderick have been rumored to be on the road to splitting up for nearly a year. In January of this year the “Sex and the City” starlet was allegedly shopping for a new home after she caught her husband cheating.(See that full story by clicking here.) Broderick was said to be doodling a youth counselor. SJP tried to make it work for the sake of their 6 year old son, James Wilke.

Sad, very sad. Let’s just hope Parker doesn’t go Madonna crazy and shack up with some teenager who doesn’t speak English and loves telemundo.

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