Ryan Gosling Going to Propose to Eva Mendes ?!

Before your loins wither away, sobbing with grief, this “news” comes from In Touch. The magazine claims that Ryan Gosling is ready to propose to Eva Mendes.

The print edition is running on complete assumption. Their “sources” claim that Ryan is ready to marry Mendes after secretly dating for several months. They haven’t confirmed their relationship, but have displayed PDA on several dates. In September they turned heads at Disneyland, were spotted kissing in October and strolled through France in November. (This reminds me of an old card I once found in Uncle Wilberforce’s attic. It was entitled “The Week of Love.” Monday for meeting. Tuesday for talking. Wednesday for wishing. Thursday for touching. Friday, for some odd reason, had been blacked out with marker.)

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Golden Globe Nominations 2012 – LIST

Ah, the Golden Globes. Nearly 4 hours of mind numbing pre-Oscar buffoonery. At least we will have Ricky Gervais to amuse us by making fun of celebrities who will be sitting in the audience and given their THIS TRICK face.

The Help’ received a plethora of nominations including nods for Best Supporting Actress (Octavia Spencer, Jessica Chastain), Viola Davis for Best Actress and Best Motion Picture. Ryan Gosling was nominated for Best Actor in a Musical/Comedy and my loins will be torn as he battles Joseph Gordon-Levitt for the award.

The 2012 Golden Globe Award Nominees List is after the cut. Click ‘Read More…”

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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes Fancy France Date – PHOTOS

Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are still dating and being all couple-y. Eva hid her Sloth from Goonies ears (it’s the one flaw on her entire body so I am focusing on it with envy fueled hatred) with a giant floppy hat while Ryan sailed along the streets of France glowing with the light of a thousand hipster fairies.

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Bradley Cooper as Sexiest Man Alive is a “Huge Mistake”

Remember when you were expecting Ryan Gosling giving you sexy time eyes from the cover of People mag’s Sexiest Man Alive issue and all you got was Bradley Cooper giving you Hair Club for Men results photo smile? I hope so because that mess just happened yesterday.

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Bradley Cooper is People’s Sexiest Man Alive

BCooper has been crowned prettiest pretty, pretty princess at People. The mag has named Bradley Cooper Sexiest Man Alive.

This guy is the sexiest beast left roaming the Earth ??? . His name, which must have been pulled out of a hat, was announced this morning on ‘Good Morning America.’

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Ryan Gosling’s Secret DUI Arrest

Ryan Gosling has kept a DUI arrest secret – until now. Back in 2005 he was arrested for alleged ‘driving under the influence’ but he got off the charge and has been slapped with “exhibiting speed” instead. Remarkably it took six years for the case to be settled.

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Bradley Cooper and Scarlett Johansson Making PR Love

The age ol’ stunt queen trick of PR crafted couples never ceases to make us raise an eyebrow and say O-REALLY?! I find it far more entertaining than trying to spell naughty words on Boggle. Bradley Cooper is treating us to more of his Hollywood Ho Stroll and hitching his caboose to Scarlett Johansson’s engine.

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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes Disney Date

Robert Pattinson can hang up his Sparkle Queen sash because when Ryan Gosling takes his shirt off he radiates with the light of a thousand fairies. (Yes, I finally got to see ‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ and yes I specifically went to see him strip and no other reason.)

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Ryan Gosling Breaks Up Street Fight – VIDEO

Despite wearing man-pris, Ryan Gosling strolled up to an oddly placed fight in the street and whipped out his gun show to stop the madness. Tag this with a REMAINS SEXY WHILE DOING SO.

Some girls were filming two guys fighting in the street while a crowd of other men tried to intervene, but failed to stop the brawling. Gosling walks up, drops his bag of whatever celebrities buy and separates the men.

The older gentleman carrying the painting was accused of stealing the artwork from the man wrestling him in the street. All involved were said to have dispersed after that and no one was hurt.

Olivia Wilde Explains Her Divorce

Olivia Wilde has been relatively mum on the subject of her divorce, but she finally talks about splitting from her Italian Prince in Glamour mag (via Popeater). While she doesn’t mention Ryan Gosling’s lusciousness, it’s all I could think of when she mentioned “doing incredible things.”

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