(Yes, I know this is a pic of Jocelyn Wildenstein. I figured it was only a matter of time before Heidi is her twin.)
As you know, I don’t like give Hose-Beast 3.0 and Robo-Douche the benefit of press, but I couldn’t help it this time. Heidi Montag’s album, Superficial, is a big gigantic flop. She hasn’t even come close to the 1,000 copy mark.
“I put every dollar I have into this. I’ve spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It’s cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality… The songs will make an impact in pop history.”
Currently a whopping 658 were sold. So much for “changing” pop history. I am guessing that her Robo-Douche of a husband bought 657 of those. So I want to know who the guilty party is who actually bought this ear-rape on CD. See…this is what happens when you try to make Al Rocker, whose only known enemy is a cheeseburger, look like a rapist. Somewhere out there Anderson Cooper is giggling at this.
Quoteables:
The Superficial: “On the bright side, once they take away her house because she can’t afford the payments on her schnozz, Heidi won’t have to worry about living outdoors. You know, because she’s waterproof and bears hate the taste of mannequins.”
Hollywood Gossip – “The irony of that statement? It may very well make such an impact. Those “Worst Albums of the Decade” lists have to be populated by something!”
