Lindsay Lohan Banned After Throwing a Drink at Samantha Ronson

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It seems there is no end in sight for Lindsay Lohan’s recent string of troubles. Lohan now has been banned from a LA club after allegedly throwing a drink – complete with the glass – at her ex Samantha Ronson. She was partying at hot spot Trousdale in the early hours of Saturday morning when she reportedly stormed up to Ronson and threw the glass at her head, sending shards of glass flying in the air.

Per Starpulse:

“Samantha was DJ-ing and went to sit with her friends when Lindsay stormed over and threw a glass at her head. Glass flew everywhere, and Samantha looked really shaken up. The club owner asked Lindsay to leave and was overheard saying she’ll never come back.”

No class, but what did you expect. This is Lindsay Lohan, afterall. Ronson, who continued to party with her friends, later wrote about the incident on Twitter.

“Just got a glass thrown at my head… Hmmm – wonder who did it????”

It has been an eventful few weeks for Lohan. Police showed up with her dad Michael at her home last week after concerns about her 16-year-old sister Ali’s welfare. She was also accused of stealing a friend’s Rolex watch, which she has since denied. Lohan was recently axed from an upcoming film, after being deemed “unbankable.” And last week, Lohan had claimed Ronson ‘spat in her face’ at a Coachella music festival party, but Ronson soon denied it.

If it smells like methadone – leave it alone…

Lindsay Lohan Banned from Fashion Week

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Anyone who is anyone in Hollywood and the fashion industry is in New York for Fashion Week – except for Lindsay Lohan! She was deliberately left out from the gala fashion event because Lindsay was deemed as a “brand damager” by the designer’s team and now carries along with her the reputation of being a designer’s worst nightmare.

Per NY Daily News:

“A lot of designers, and especially Jill’s camp, don’t think she’s worth all the press she’d get their show,” an industry insider leaks, although Stuart denies that she banned Lohan.

But while Stewart may be denying the ban, there are two other people at Fashion Week who also have some pull in deciding who attends. Lohan’s ex-girfriend Samantha Ronson and her twin sister designer Charlotte practically run Fashion Week and holds the reigns on whos unfortunate enough to be banned.

“Fashion Week kind of belongs to the Ronsons,” says the source, “and Charlotte had Lindsay banned from both her show and after-party — just like she did this past fall.”

It had been rumored that Lohan would crash Charlotte’s party at the Avenue in NYC on Friday, but that never happened as she ultimately decided not to go at all. Could this be karma finally coming back on Lindsanity?

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Lindsay Lohan DID NOT Kiss Cash Warren…Yet

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Lindsay Lohans love live has more twist and turns than a college frat party playing naked twister! While Us Weekly is saying Lohan was sinking her teeth into Jessica Alba’s husband and baby daddy, Cash Warren, and was all over him at a Hollywood club on November 19, she’s is striking back claiming no sort of thing happened.

Per Gossip Cop:

The actress told Gossip Cop that she’s “just doing a [TV] show with Cash and it’s strictly business.”

So do we really believe that, or is she just scared of what will happen when Alba gets her hands on her? Alba strikes me as the kind of woman who would leave a bloody trail filled with knocked out teeth and ripped out hair if you so much as give her husband a second look. But give LOL-han time and I guarantee she’ll try to add Warren to her growing list of conquests. Just yesterday the rumor mill was buzzing about a supposed hook-up with John Mayer, while today brings us a romp with “Entourage” star Kevin Connolly. Lohan and Connolly have known each other for years, recently hooking up after she crashed an after-hours party at Leonardo DiCaprio’s (another one of her play-toys) home in mid-November but since deciding to take their relationship to the next level.

Per InTouch:

“Lindsay and Kevin have been sneaking around,” reveals the friend. “It’s not serious yet, but they seem to have some sort of physical connection,” adds the friend. “Lindsay isn’t sure what’s going to happen, so for now she wants to keep things quiet,” says a pal.

But what about her rumored recent hook-up with Gerard Butler and her attempt at a reconciliation with longtime girlfriend Samantha Ronson, who she spent time with in NYC last week thanks to the facilitation of Mayer? Forget the whole ’7-degrees of Kevin Bacon.’ Its sounds more like ‘raise your hand if you HAVEN’T slept with Lindsay Lohan’. Yeah, I’m not buying that she’s clean.

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Lindsay Lohan and Ryan Phillippe Secretly Dating

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Lindsay Lohan has been going through men faster than you can say free clinic. Most recently she has been linked Balthazar Getty (Sienna Miller’s married boyfriend) and Gerard Butler. After Samantha Ronson dumped Lindsay and her issues, it is being said that she has been on the hunt for one night stands as she club hops.

Her latest victim is rumored to be Ryan Phillippe. Despite the fact that he is supposedly dating Abbie Cornish, the woman he had an affair with while still married, a growing buzz insists Lohan and Phillippe have hooked up several times. A spy who blabbed about their supposed tryst said that they met up at club Voyeur this past weekend. While they maintained a distance through the night, Lohan approached Ryan twice before they were later spotted leaving together.

This isn’t the first time Lindsay and Phillippe reportedly hooked up. In April one of the “Mean Girls” starlet’s friends stated that Linds had their first sex-only-meeting.

“They definitely hooked up,” a Lohan pal tells US Weekly (print edition April 11, 09), adding “It was the first time.” And maybe not the last. A second Lohan confidant says the actress has been telling friends that they hooked up again later in the week and have been texting. “Lindsay’s not really into him,” the source cautions. “But obviously she loves the drama. She thinks he’s hot.”

She has made it no secret since Ryan and Reese Witherspoon divorced that she has wanted a piece of him. Howard Stern even probed Phillippe in 2008 during an interview over her desires to add him to the notches on her bed post.

“I know Lindsay Lohan wanted you,” Howard noted. “Yeah,” Ryan said nodding.”

Lets hope these two were merely just breathing the same air and Lohan mistook that for hooking up.

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Lindsay Lohan and Leonardo DiCaprio Hook Up !?!

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Lindsay Lohan was out partitioning at her house of worship, Voyeur Nightclub, on Saturday night. No surprise, as her plasma has been replaced with Red Bull and Grey Goose. What gives me a case of the ickys is that she hit up Leonardo DiCaprio’s house after failing to score at the bar.

You can cross Leo off my To-Do list for the day. He invited her over to his place for a party with about 20 other people and she stayed until 4:40 Sunday morning. After DiCaprio finished slump busting, he kicked Lohan out and she was then driven home by a 16 year paparazzo. If you recall, this follows reports that they left a bar together back in April after bumping into each other at MyHouse club. That hook up followed 2006 reports the pair were spotted kissing and Leo would sneak into house trying to avoid paps.

I find it very hard to believe that DiCaprio, uber private and paparazzi hating celeb, would punish his manhood by making sexies with Lohan. The only way this would happen is if she were granted three wishes. Even then, it would be snowing coke, Samantha Ronson would wake up with a penis and her ham sandwich crazy father would be turned into a mute leper.

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Lindsay Lohans’ Dad Planning Intervention

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Back on Tuesday of this week, Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael took to the media to air some dirty laundry about his daughter, describing Lindsay’s addictions to popping pills in excess, such as Adderall, the anti-anxiety drug Zoloft, and several other bi-polar medications. Although, I’m pretty sure that is only part of her problem; she most likely chases her drugs with a couple swigs of Vodka and a few snorts of the white powdery stuff. But now, Michael is yaking on and on about how he plans to stage an intervention in order to save his daughter from all the evil in her life, provided he can tear his ex-wife Dina away from her new shoe line to help him out with his master plan.

Per Radar:

“I had a conversation with her, her mother and everyone…over the next couple of weeks I’m going to be doing things in a pretty public way,” Michael Lohan told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “But Dina has got to get on the same page with me. It’s a serious situation. You can’t just talk about it and tell me that you want to do an intervention and then do nothing. When Lindsay doesn’t adhere or listen to what I say about serious situations, I feel I have to speak publicly to put pressure on her,” he said. “If she doesn’t take my advice and do what I say…the more pressure I put on her, the more likely she is to eventually do the right thing.””

That sure is big talk from someone who is most likely the cause of all her emotional problems anyway. Yeah, sure you need Dina, but good luck with getting that intervention off the ground now that you’ve blabbed about it to the media. Lindsay can read afterall… I think! In the meantime, Dina has made it clear she wants no part of a public intervention, saying that she is outraged is going to the press about their daughter’s alleged drug abuse problems, and instead she is asking people to have more empathy for Lindsay.

Per Contact Music:

“If you’ve ever lived a day in the life of my daughter you would probably cry. It hurts and it’s sad that one of her parents goes on television and talks about her personal life – it’s personal. She’s doing fine. Whatever Lindsay’s issues are, they are family issues. If she stumbles, she falls and she gets up,” says Dina Lohan.

Does he really think he is going to help her by splashing her personal struggle all over the press? So far the crotch shots, the scolding letter from the movie producer, the video of her wailing in front of Samantha Ronson’s house and the many recent photos of her looking like a 42-year-old lush have not amounted to enough pressure to make her stop using drugs. Lilo is basically an immature, spoiled brat, despite her age. Attempting to shame her publicly will only make her stamp her feet, throw a tantrum and go on a drunken/drug enraged bender. Good one, Dad!

Lindsay Lohan Has Meltdown on Samantha Ronson’s Front Porch-Video

It’s 5 o’clock in the morning, do you know where your lesbian girlfriend is?!?

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Apparently, Lindsay Lohan didn’t know where girlfriend Samantha Ronson was either so she and an even-more-wasted-than-Lohan friend decided to campout on Sam’s front porch until the DJ’s return. From Lindsay’s wailing and screaming into the dead of the night, I think we can assume this friend of hers is providing the belly-button from which Lindsay’s is snorting blow.

Via TMZ:

“LiLo, doing her best Alex Forrest Saturday night, sat on Sam’s front stoop for two hours until she got home — and when Ronson did, it wasn’t pretty.”

This video is like crack to me: I can’t stop watching it even though I know it’s really really bad for me.

I particularly enjoy the part after Sam returns home and threatens to have Lohan’s friend arrested for being on her property, then informs Lohan that she needs a cab. It’s pretty bad when your lesbian girlfriend, who is just getting home at 5:00 AM, has better sense than you.

I have to admit, there is this small little piece of me that feels badly for Lohan. I mean, we’ve all spent the night on our lover’s porch screaming and crying until he/she returned home, right? No?!? I mean, that never happened to me.

Quotables:

Lainey’s Entertainment Update: “Listen to her when Sam finally gets back. The high pitched sound of anguish that cuts through the night when Sam turns the corner… I’m obsessed. It’s amazing. “

Samantha Ronson Dumps Lindsay Lohan – Again!

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In their recent “blink-and-miss-the-brief-reconciliation” relationship, it seems as if Samantha Ronson has again found her brain and ended things with kleptomaniac Lindsay Lohan. A pal of Ronson says that while the couple never officially reconciled romantically, their relationship has now hit the ultimate dead end with no chance of even a friendship remaining after Lohan has reportedly been publicly displaying some disturbing and maniac behavior lately.

Per People:

“Sam let Lindsay back into her life as a friend, but now even a friendship seems impossible,” says the source. “No matter how many times she promises to change, Lindsay loses control and starts acting like a maniac.

The source also claims that Lindsays recent antics are what prompted Sam to cut Lindsay out of her life. In addition to being investigated for a jewel theft from an Elle photo shoot in London (read about that here), Lohan posted a half naked photograph of herself yesterday on her Twitter with the caption “I’m THAT bored!” before twittering a personal shout-out to Ronson saying “I can’t sleep. Samantha Ronson — it’s your fault.” Later, Lindsay accused Samantha of cheating, again by twittering, “Why do people cheat? When love is always standing right in front of their face(s)?? SR?”

The pair are said to have broken things off again Monday night after a brutal argument over none other than Nicole Richie. Apparently Nicole has always been a major sticking point in the relationship between Ronson and Lohan, making no secret of her distaste for Lindsay.

Per E!:

“Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay,” says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend’s birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. “Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay,” says the source.

After having dinner with Nicole at Izakaya on Monday night, Sam allegedly sent Lindsay a breakup text, giving her the old heave-ho and telling her not to talk to her ever again. Doesn’t seem like its really affected Lindsay much however, as she was seen yesterday in good spirits out shopping in NYC. Whats it going to take for Lohan to clean up her act? I dont feel sorry for her – she’s made her bed, now its time to lay in it.

Wonder how long it will take until they are photographed together again. By the time you finish reading this, they’ll probably be back on… again.

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Lindsay Lohan Investigated By Police For Jewel Theft

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There is never a dull – or legal, for that matter – moment in this girls life! Lindsay Lohan was in London recently for a photo shoot with Elle magazine when she allegedly took off with $45,000 worth of jewels that were on loan from a local jeweler.

Per Holy Moly:

“She kept going on about the jewels asking if she could have them. We all thought she was joking!” according to the source.

After the photo shoot, the jewelers realized their items were missing and promptly contacted the magazine bosses who insisted they had no knowledge of what happened to the missing loot. Both the editors and jewelers then spent the next two weeks trying to get in touch Lohan, but she left the U.K. last week without so much of a simple returned phone call. Because of her unresponsiveness on this, the matter was handed over to British police late last week and is now being investigated.

This is by far the first time Lohan has played ‘sticky finger’ with others’ property. Louis Vuitton bosses reportedly refuse to deal with her anymore after she repeatedly walked off with goods from past photo shoots. Rumor has it that she has supposedly yanked one too many products from their shoots to the point that they’ve blacklisted her.

Per Holy Moly via NYPost:

“Louis Vuitton had sent over some samples for her to wear in the shoot. Lindsay kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist’s assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them. She ended up walking off with a very expensive shirt and some other items – which screwed Louis Vuitton because they were set to go to Vogue, W, and Harper’s Bazaar for other shoots. They were furious and kept trying to get their clothes back, but . . . Lindsay walked out with them and never returned calls.”

Lohan was also caught up in a fur fiasco after allegedly taking home a Russian student’s $11,000 mink coat from a New York club last year. Owner Masha Markova claimed Lohan straight up stole her coat as she was leaving the private party. Lindsay first denied it, but was later caught red handed when a photograph of her wearing the stolen property was published in a magazine. After threatening legal action the coat was quickly returned to her.

As of right now, there is no official confirmation from the police regarding Linday’s involvement as of yet, but you can sure when there is we will be one of the first to gloat about it. Rehab, alcohol & drug abuse, stalking Samantha Ronson around London, and now felony theft… Wow. And at only 22 years of age. Quite the role model, huh?

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Twittering Your Love: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Back Together-Miley Cyrus Dumps Justin Gaston

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Twitter. It’s pretty much strong>Facebook for people with ADD. You can change your mind every two seconds. You can let people know how you’re doing, announce that you’ve had a baby (like Lance Armstrong did here), you can let the world know that you and your lesbian lover who placed a restraining order on you are back together (maybe…and with one of those annoying semi-colon happy faces), and you inform the world that you are your jailbait girlfriend have called it quits…because distance is like, so hard and stuff.

Lindsay Lohan Twittered Monday that she was leaving London with her favorite person and that she had great news to share…maybe. Shortly thereafter, Lohan was snapped by the paparazzi that she called, floundering around Heathrow airport with former flame Samantha Ronson.

Via People:

“They haven’t started fighting yet, but they are back together as far as Lindsay is concerned. Lindsay has been doing so much better and has been giving Sam her space. She is really dedicated to making it work.”

So much better than snorting blow out of a belly-button while flashing the hidden camera taping you your lady-bits? I guess violating a restraining order is slightly better than that.

Not to be outdone in Twitterverse, everyone’s favorite DUI waiting to happen, Miley Cyrus used her Twitter to announce her sorrow at having to leave 20 year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston behind in LA as she travels to Georgia to film the movie “The Last Song”. Gaston, like a good man in need of a meal ticket, simultaneously Twittered his great sadness at Cyrus’ departure.

However, Twitter is fickle, kittens. It seems that Miley Twittered just this past Saturday that she and former boyfriend Nick Jonas were hanging out together.

Via E!

“I’m in a dark theater ‘writing’ a song with nick j who is rockin a faded eggplant shirt! :)

Again with the colon happy face. Knock it off kids. I doubt Gaston was colon-face happy to read that Nick’s shirt was “rockin”. Also, since when does Miley write songs? As for Sam and Lindsay…I’d watching out for boiling bunnies on the stove circa “Fatal Attraction.” Apparently Twitter also makes you delusional. Speaking of which, are you following Hollywood Dame?

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