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Jesse James has two functions in life – opening his whore-hole to say something stupid and humping skanks. The motorcycle jockey has decided to continue on with the verbal diarrhea and once again pulling up his divorce from Sandra Bullock for relevancy…
After Leonardo DiCaprio re-posted his WANTED: BIKINI/LINGERIE MODELS WHO LIKE YACHTING, Blake Lively is back to riding Ryan Reynolds relevancy train. I have to give this ‘Gossip Girl’ credit. She won’t give up power couple thing. It’s the sign of smart trick.
Ryan has become a target for tabloids. Every rumor, report and insider type has him hooking up with every free agent female in Hollywood. Reynolds has been allegedly planning a secret wedding with Sandra Bullock, hooking up with Olivia Wilde and enjoying sex with an ex, Scarlett Johansson. So, in between Texas weddin’s, Radiohead concerts with the ex wifey and taking a turn on Miss Olivia’s Wilde ride, he is also entertaining Blake in his temporary Boston apartment and they are spending ample amounts of time together…
After rumors they were secretly dating and engaged, a so-called source is now saying that Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds are indeed seeing each other very seriously and that Ryan is even planning on adopting Sandra’s adopted toddler, Louis Bardo Bullock. The latest rumors from Star Magazine began after the two visited Jackson Hole, Wyoming, together and Ryan was spotted carrying Louis on his back.
Twi-hards, sit down and take a deep breath before reading any further… The same Star issue featuring the false engagement of Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are claiming that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have finally decided to make things legal and get married! The magazine reported that Stewart was spotted in Los Angeles carrying hand written notes that were supposedly love letters to Sparklepants with phrases like “Lover,” “my sweet” and “to my Fiance,” spotted throughout. But are these two actually engaged!?
Jesse James just can’t stop the verbal diarrhea from pouring from his mouth. While the rest of the world hears the crap hitting the floor, he hears cash dropping.
James made a stop on Nightline to pimp his memoir ‘Dances With Whores: The Vanilla Gorilla Story.’ While there he cried about the fact that Sandra Bullock doesn’t let him within breathing distance of her or Louis.
Jesse James is on a wild media tour this week, talking openly about the details of his split after he cheated on then-wife Sandra Bullock. Only a few excerpts of James’ new book, “King Douchebag” “American Outlaw,” Jesse whines and cries about what a victim he is from the whole ordeal. Yes, seriously. James writes in the book that he first got a call from Bullock’s publicist warning that his mistress, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, had sold the details of their affair to a tabloid, and then shortly came clean to her in his office at West Coast Choppers.
Though I am quite certain that any woman who lays it down for Jesse James is likely to start batting for the other team, I am sure rumors stating that Sandra Bullock is a lesbian are just that-rumors.
According to The National Enquirer via Celebitchy, America’s sweetheart is afraid her Vanilla Gorilla ex-husband and neo-Nazi trash man will use his million dollar publishing deal to slader her name and label her a lesbian…because she didn’t care to have sex with him!
“Jesse would always say that Sandra went to bed with a book or script and five or six of their dogs, leaving little room for him in bed and no chance to have sex,” the source said.
If this statement is actually true, I think Bullock deserves a gold star or something for keeping that tainted piece of man-meat away from her. Remember when we had to deal with this drama?-CLICK HERE
According to our insiders, James’s book deal earnings lie solely on how much information he’s willing to spill about his ex-wife…and he’s such a stellar human being, we can assume he’ll have nothing but warm fuzzies to tell us regarding their marriage.
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The Academy Awards is the highlight of awards season. A celeb’s garb at the Oscars can make or break their fashion icon status in just one night. Sure, winning that naked gold little man is what the night’s supposed to be about, but even if you loose at least you look damn good. Here are the Fashion Winners for the night… (You can click HERE for the 2011 Oscars Winners List…)
Mila Kunis – She wore an airy lavender lace gown that hugged her body in all the right places. Elie Saa created this dress that was easily one of my favorites and will no doubt be on several best dressed lists.
Jennifer Hudson looked amazing in her Versace. Camera and tv hues affected just about every red color palate that walked the carpet. I believe Hudson’s gown was a tangerine masterpiece. I typically avoid any color in the orange family, but this was by far one of the best dresses on the red carpet. She will be fighting Kunis for the place as Best Dressed. It’s a tough call.
Gwyneth Paltrow – As much as the mere mention of GOOP sends my eyes rolling followed by exasperated sighs, Paltrow’s look was refreshing in the sea of Bumpit filled updos and gowns with trains. Her metallic Calvin Klein was modern. (The fact that her mother is Blythe Danner helped.)
Amy Adams will be present on most best dressed lists with her gorgeous L’Wren Scott dress. The navy blue against her hair made her pop on the carpet and drew your eyes.
Honorable Mentions…
Michelle Williams‘ pearly Chanel dress worked wonders with her platinum super short locks without washing her out.
Natalie Portman wore a purple/wine colored gown that downplayed her growing baby bump but still looked chic. The Rodarte creation will probably find it’s way to several best dressed lists.
Halle Berry chose a champagne toned Marchesa dress that will also make it’s way to many best dressed lists.
Sandra Bullock embraced the red dress trend that was a popular choice this year. Her Vera Wang gown was beautiful, but didn’t outshine her competition.
Penelope Cruz‘s dress put me on the fence. I love that she is proud of her post baby figure and went with such a bold choice, but this flaming red gown looks more like an ice dancer’s costume. Regardless, she still looked fantastic.
Reese Witherspoon was channeling Julia Roberts simple black Valentino number from a few years back, but her dress in comparison to the aforementioned eye-catching garbs looked boring.
On the Fence…
I had to add a place for Cate Blanchett. I adore her and her fearless sense of style, but this Givenchy gown has qualities I love and hate. The front has too much of a messy bib quality, but the back has playful and skin revealing structure. The pale pink/purple hue is a gorgeous color on her, but the fake sleeves are such a head smacker. You will find her on both best and worst dressed lists today as many others will be split between worshiping it’s risky integrity and hating on it due to the odd nature. Yet, there is still something about it I love.
Oh Honey, No…
Nicole Kidman is a statuesque beauty that towers over everyone on the carpet. So why she gave herself a kimono battleship hip look is beyond me. It covered her lovely figure and looked unpolished. Dior is typically one of my favorites and never as safe as say…Calvin Klein…but this had to send Tim Gunn’s tender fashion sense into fits.
Scarlett Johansson wore a carpet clashing red/magenta hue. First mistake. Pair that with the lace and the ill fit around her chest and we have a rejected Victoria Secret design.
Melissa Leo‘s Marc Bouwer gown will also be a repeat on the worst dressed. It was an Elvis meets Star Wars. Never a good fashion marriage.
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Jesse James will always be known as the guy who cheated on Sandra Bullock but 2011 is set to be a big year for the scumbag. He’s engaged to be married to Kat Von D and now he’s going to be an author. What kind of book is Jesse writing? Jesse will be penning a tell all book. He has inked a deal with Simon & Schuster’s to publish a memoir titled ‘American Outlaw.’
Per PopEater:
“Jesse has made it clear to his publisher that he has a story that has not been told yet,” an insider tells me. “He wants to reveal to America once and for all that you can’t blame one person when a marriage falls apart. It takes two people to make a marriage and two people to destroy one.”
The book will have intimate details of his marriage with Sandra and his relationship and engagement with Kat. I sure hope that in between we get the details of his flings with all those tatted up skanks like Bombshell McGee. Specifics like when it will come out or how much he’s getting paid have not come out yet.
I think Jesse is the scum of the Earth. While the intimate details maybe intrigue me a bit I won’t support this pigs attempt to make money off of his infidelities. I can always go to Barnes and Noble, pull up a comfy chair, and read this douchebags book for free!
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The awesome team over at Celebitchy has brought a tale that will make you laugh and throw some shade at John Mayer.
Mayer is a notorious slut and has been looking like a bloated/budget Johnny Depp lately. He has been linked to Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus and a brief alleged affair with Food Network’s Giada De Laurentiis (click HERE for that story…) in the past few months and has allegedly set his sights on a classier A-List woman. According to In Touch, John thinks he has a chance at hooking up with Sandra Bullock. (Maniacal laughter ensues.)
“John is trying hard to get fixed up with Sandra,” a mutual friend tells In Touch. And according to a pal, in typical John fashion, he’s got an ulterior motive. Following a string of high-profile romances that all ended badly, the singer is eager to repair his reputation, and he thinks that dating America’s Sweetheart will improve his “love them and leave them” image, says the pal. “John likes dating famous women, it’s a turn on for him,” explains the pal. “And who’s more famous than Sandra Bullock? He knows Sandra’s probably not going to date him, but he did offer to enter a friends-with-benefits situation.”
Of course Sandra “laughed” off the offer and turned down the chance to visit his crab circus. That is…if the offer ever happened. A friend of John’s stated that he never “targeted” Bullock and called the mag’s reports total BS.
I am guessing he wanted to ride Sandra’s good girl image and the “friend” is probably just John with a fake Australian accent denying the report.
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The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
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