Cher Hath Spoken: Sarah Palin, Chaz and Meryl Streep

This is why I love Cher. Her displays of oratorical fireworks never cease to make me giggle and jump up and down with glee and nod in agreement. She doesn’t disappoint with her interview for Vanity Fair

Cher on Chaz: “If I woke up tomorrow in a guy’s body, I would just kick and scream and cry and f**king rob a bank, because I cannot see myself as anything but who I am—a girl. I would not take it as well as Chaz has. I couldn’t imagine it. She’s a very smart girl—boy! This is where I get into trouble. My pronouns are fucked. I still don’t remember to call her ‘him.’”

Cher on her family and drugs: “It’s weird, because both of my children had the same drug problems as their fathers—same drug of choice. My father was a heroin addict, and my sister’s father was an alcoholic. But it jumped us… I didn’t not do drugs because of moral issues. I tried a couple of drugs, but I never felt good out of control. I have the constitution of a fruit fly. I can’t do coffee, but I can do Dr Pepper.”

Cher on aging: “I think Meryl Streep is doing it great. The stupid bitch is doing it better than all of us! But I don’t like it. It’s getting in my way. I have a job to do, and it’s making my job harder. I’ve been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, ‘Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!’ At some point you will need the strength. Who would have ever thought you would get this old?”

Cher’s view on taxes: “I would be willing to pay a lot more taxes, because I make a lot more money, but I don’t want to give them more to just f**k things up more. It really should fall on people like me to get together and do things to help the people in this country. If you’re not worrying about how to put food on your table, you [should be] worrying about why other people don’t have food on their table. I remember a great America where we made everything. There was a time when the only thing you got from Japan was a really bad cheap transistor radio that some aunt gave you for Christmas.”

Cher on Sarah Palin: “I got so obsessed with [C-SPAN] that it was kind of interfering with my life. Sarah Palin came on, and I thought, Oh, f**k, this is the end. Because a dumb woman is a dumb woman.”

Cher on Arizona governor, Jan Brewer: “She was worse than Sarah Palin, if that is possible. This woman was like a deer in headlights. She’s got a handle on the services of the state, and I would not let her handle the remote control.”

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Sarah Palin Booed on ‘Dancing with the Stars’ – VIDEO

Dancing with the Stars’ is a breeding ground for morning after gossip. I didn’t realize how quickly a room full of Z-listers in spandex can turn into buffet of gossip. It’s all the sequins and cubic zirconia. It does things to people.

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Last night Sarah Palin was sitting in the audience trying to rock a bump in effort “to be super duper trendy like the youth on Jersey Shore who help make America great by stimulating the economy with their supply and demand of hair gel and condoms.” (Say it with that Palin twang.) Tom Bergeron drew the short straw back stage and had to do a mini interview with Sarah. Here is where the boos come in.

After Jennifer Grey and her partner received their scores and were in the holding room (which I am convinced doubles as an underground Family Feud themed swingers club) boos and jeering rang out. Grey and the rest of the cast were clueless as to what was going on. Word is that the crowd was booing Sarah Palin. Reps for the show say that the audience was jeering the lackluster scores given to Grey despite the fact Jen had the highest scores of the night.

This is where my humble powers of deduction start tingling…Why would the audience boo after the judgment was over and not when the scores were handed out? I am sure the fact that Tom put on his lets-get-this-done-and-over-with face and trudged over to Palin was purely coincidental to the spontaneous crowd boo. As the camera panned and the Sarah mini interview began she had a warmer reception.

Thoughts?

Another FYI, Jamie Lee Curtis has been cheering for Grey. I adore Curtis and I am glad to see her on the show. It makes having to watch Ceiling Eyes aka Audrina Patridge worth it. Seriously. What is she looking at?

“I was in the Team Jennifer Grey, … like, pen. I’m hoping to be front row for Team Jennifer every week if I can. I’m going to try to.”

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Levi Johnston Baby Scandal

Just on the heels of Levi Johnston’s engagement announcement (read about that here), another scandal is erupting. If the new reports floating around are true, Johnston could be a baby daddy all over again! And no, this time not to fiance and baby mama Bristol Palin, but to ex-girlfriend Lanesia Garcia. According to the National Enquirer, during his break up Palin he reconnected with his ex and now she’s believes the baby she is about to have just might be Johnston’s. Someone seriously needs to ship a box of condoms to Alaska – asap.

Per FameCrawler:

At the moment, Lanesia is unsure if Levi or one of her other exes is the father.

If there’s one thing you can definitely say about these particular Alaskans, it’s that they sure are fertile. Palin is reportedly furious that Garcia’s pregnancy could derail her camo-entailed wedding plans.

“She just found out about Lanesia’s pregnancy and is freaking out. He told her that getting back with Lanesia wasn’t serious – it was brief, just a fling and ended months ago. But Bristol is questioning the engagement. She’s really jealous. Lanesia’s planning to do a paternity test after the baby is born. She’s extremely embarrassed she doesn’t know who the father is.”

Ya think? I’d be embarrassed too! Does Alaska not teach sex-ed in their schools? I’m thinking that mama Sarah is probably really in a tizzy now. There’s no word from the mother-to-be about the Enquirer’s report, nor comments from Johnston or the Palin camp, so take this with a grain of salt… for now.

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Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston ENGAGED – PHOTO

They need to add “FOR DA MONAAAAY” to that announcement emblazoned on that cover. Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are engaged and have shouted it from Mount Us Mag.

Either Sarah Palin is rubbing her fingers manically and mumbling ‘dance puppets’ or howling at the moon in anger. Bristol claims she didn’t share her engagement news with their parents out of fear so it would be a surprise. It’s a true gift to find out your daughter is engaged to a total douche via a tabloid.

“We got engaged two weeks ago. It felt right, even though we don’t have the approval of our parents.” Levi says that their love blossomed again three months ago when they started working on the custody plan for their 18-month-old son Tripp. Bristol added, “When he left that night, we didn’t hug or kiss, but I was thinking how different it was. He texted me: ‘I miss you. I love you. I want to be with you again’ … I was in shock.”

Sarah released this well crafted statement about the engagement via the Today show:

“Bristol at 19 is now a young adult. We obviously want what’s best for our children. Bristol believes in redemption and forgiveness to a degree most of us struggle to put in practice in our daily lives.”

I am surprised she didn’t add “Palin 2012!” to that, but I must commend her on her restraint. Well played Palin. Well played. I would also like to mention that Levi and Bristol are planning on getting married in the next month or so and insists she is NOT knocked again. Cue miraculous fully developed baby in 7 months.

Levi Johnston Apologizes Publicly To Palin Family For Lies

Levi Johnston has admitted to People magazine that, shoot, he might’ve been a little bit angry at the time over his breakup with Bristol Palin and might’ve engaged in a little bit of, you know, fibbing and stuff, which caused him to lose control and publicly say “things” about the Palin family that “were not completely true” such as insinuating awhile back that Sarah Palin and her husband Todd were on the verge of divorce.

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“Last year, after Bristol and I broke up, I was unhappy and a little angry. Unfortunately, against my better judgment, I publicly said things about the Palins that were not completely true,” he tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I have already privately apologized to Todd and Sarah. Since my statements were public, I owe it to the Palins to publicly apologize.”

The article implies that the lies were Levi’s comments about a pending Palin divorce and about Sarah’s weariness of serving Alaska as governor, but Levi didn’t specify what “things” he said were untrue. Which means that all or part of what he said in October 2009 in a clip from “The Early Show,” below may or may not be true.


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So, maybe it’s not technically “lying” if you’re just saying things that are just “not completely true”? That’s what Johnston says he was doing. Because he was upset about breaking up with Bristol. He said also he’d privately apologized, but decided to take it public because he’d spoken publicly in the first place. Bristol has responded, saying that she and her ex, who together have a child, Tripp, are “turning a new page.” Good luck with that.

Bristol added her own statement Tuesday saying, “Part of co-parenting is creating healthy and honest relationships between the parents. Tripp one day needs to know the truth and needs to know that even if a mistake is made the honorable thing to do is to own up to it.”

Is he lying now or did he lie then? I’m placing money on that he’s just trying to get back into Bristol’s pants.

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Levi Johnstons Custody Dispute

A custody battle over Sarah Palin’s grandson is getting nasty. A judge says that details of the dispute between Palin’s daughter Bristol and the baby’s father Levi Johnston cannot be kept confidential, even though Bristol asked to keep those details secret on grounds they’d promote a media circus that might embarrass her son Tripp when he gets older. Also denied denied was Bristol request to use pseudonyms – Jane and John Doe – in all filings. Bristol has petitioned for child support, and full legal and physical custody of their son, claiming that Levi “is not yet mature enough to take on significant parental responsibilities.” Levi wants shared custody, and open court proceedings to ensure everyone would behave and play by the rules, mainly grandmother Sarah.

Per People:

“I do not feel protected against Sarah Palin in a closed proceeding. I know that public scrutiny will simplify this matter and act as a check against anyone’s need to be overly vindictive, aggressive or malicious, not that Bristol would ever be that way, nor that I would. But her mother is powerful, politically ambitious and has a reputation for being extremely vindictive . . . So, I think a public case might go a long way in reducing Sarah Palin’s instinct to attack and allow the real parties in this litigation, Bristol and I, to work things out a lot more peacefully than we could if there is any more meddling from Sarah Palin.”

Bristol responded in a sworn statement that Levi’s assertions and fears about vindictiveness and meddling are off base.

“None of this is true; my mother is not involved in this case, except as a grandmother,” she said in her statement.

Bristols’ petition also seeks a visitation schedule for Levi, who she says has exercised “sporadic visitation rights.” Well honey, its kinda hard for him to visit when he’s chasing your mama’s book tour bus all over the country to have a couple of minutes with his son! Levi previously said that the Palin family had “pushed him over the edge” when it came to his visits with Tripp, coming up with excuse after excuse as to why he couldn’t see his son. Bristol also asks that Levi’s mother, Sherry Johnston, should not be allowed unsupervised visits with the baby following her drug arrest. Sherry was sentenced last month on a guilty plea to one count of possession with intent to deliver the painkiller OxyContin and is serving out most of her three year sentence under home confinement. Bristol’s custody petition also claims Levi may have his own issues with substance abuse, saying he made statements about seeking “weed” on Twitter. He denies the accusations, saying the Twitter account “is a fraud” and that he doesn’t have an account on the site. In addition, Bristol says Levi’s recent semi-nude pictures in Playgirl magazine has led to speculation over his ability to raise Tripp in a healthy environment.

Sounds to me like Bristol is trying to grasp at straws here!

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Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin Fascinate Barbara Walters

Barbara Walters is about to unleash her “Most Fascinating People of 2009″ list. Snore. It was a real down year by the looks of things.

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In a year filled with sparkling vampires, balloon boys, and many celebrity deaths, Walters has chosen to profile Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin as “fascinating.” Really.

Via US Weekly:

“American Idol veteran Adam Lambert – who most recently stirred controversy after a sexually charged performance at the American Music Awards last month — is also among the top 10. Lady Gaga, NFL star Brett Favre, Tyler Perry, Fox News host Glenn Beck and Jenny Sanford — the wife of philandering South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford – will also be interviewed by Walters.”

So, apparently if you are labeled a hermaphrodite, come out of retirement twice, or have a philandering husband, you can make the list. Duly noted Walters.

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Levi Johnston, who is the father of former Alaska Governor Sarah Palins‘ grandson, went on “The Early Show” Wednesday to blast the former VP running mate for, among other things, making jokes about her son Trig who has Down’s Syndrome, often referring to him as “retarded.”

Per Huffington Post:

“I was just in shock the first time I heard it,” he said, when host Maggie Rodriguez expressed disbelief.

Nothing like airing your ‘dirty laundry’ to keep us entertained! He goes on to talk about how his baby’s mama Bristol took care of her little brother more than Palin ever did, because she was never home. Johnston also said that Todd and Sarah would often fight in front of their kids. But now Palin is striking back against Johnston, claiming his accusations to be nothing more than lies.

“We have purposefully ignored the mean spirited, malicious and untrue attacks on our family. We, like many, are appalled at the inflammatory statements being made or implied.” Palin also went after CBS and Levi’s intentions to strip for Playgirl: “CBS should be ashamed for continually providing a forum to propagate lies. Consider the source of the most recent attention-getting lies — those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention.”

Johnston suggested that there were much darker secrets out there about Palin, ones he wouldn’t reveal on-camera since he “didn’t want to hurt her.” We also know that Johnston is looking for publicity, as he has recently done an extensive amount of fitness training for his upcoming Playgirl photo shoot. Can we really trust what this guy says? Oh who cares, with a face like that he could tell me that the sky is is neon green with shooting pink stars and I’d believe him. By Palin stating that she is ignoring Levi, it makes no sense. You ignore someone by not giving them the time of day. I’m rubber your glue. Grow up.

Weekend Of The Cougars

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Wow, this weekend sure seemed to take quite the interesting turn in date choices!! Almost guaranteed to be done just for publicity, John Mayer and friend Rob Dyrdek double dated this weekend. The bff’s paid a visit to Hollywood club MyHouse over the weekend wearing two matching accessories; Monogrammed velvet smoking jackets and a date on their arms old enough to be their mothers. Meow! John must have a thing for older women, which would explain his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. As for Dyrdek, well… Its probably just another attempt to drum up some publicity, like when he appeared to have stumbled out of the same nightclub back in June and looked to be held up by Mayer and another gentleman. When the two celebrities got into their vehicle, they both started laughing. Whatever the reason is behind their latest shenanigans, its still pretty hilarious!

However, the award for the “WTF moment” of the weekend has to go to 48 year old Kathy Griffin. How genius of her was it to show up at the “Teen Choice Awards” with 19 year old Levi Johnston as her date? Can you imagine how bad Sarah Palin is flipping out right about now? But don’t start shaking your head wondering when pigs grew wings to fly over the weekend… Given the comment he made during a pre-show interview, this too is almost guaranteed to be another publicity stunt.

Per PopWatch:

Asked by an E! reporter, Johnston said, “I just, you know, look at her, shut up and do what I’m told.”

Hmmm… Shouldn’t be too hard. I mean, he did live with the Palin’s afterall. He’s used to following orders! This matchup was was really funny & clever of Griffin, and hopefully even funnier if this somehow turns into a Kathy Griffin/Sarah Palin feud. Kudos to Griffin though, cause Levi is quite the hottie!

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David Letterman Apologizes – Video

Late night talk show host David Letterman has issued a public apology to Alaska governor Sarah Palin and her family after a week long feud stemming from a sexual natured joke about one of Palin’s daughters getting “knocked up” during the seventh inning of a Yankees game.

Per People:

“I told a bad joke,” Letterman said during the taping of Monday’s show. “I told a joke that was beyond flawed, and my intent is completely meaningless compared to the perception. It’s not your fault that it was misunderstood, it’s my fault,” Letterman said, getting applause from the audience. “So I would like to apologize, especially to the two daughters involved, Bristol and Willow, and also to the governor and her family and everybody else who was outraged by the joke. I’m sorry about it and I’ll try to do better in the future. Thank you very much.”

He claims that his intended target was 18 year old Bristol Palin, saying he went as far as to make sure she was of legal age before making the joke, without realizing that it was actually Palins’ 14 year old daughter Willow who had accompanied her mother to the game instead. Palin and her husband Todd responded quickly to the joke, calling the comments “sexually perverted.” However, this morning Palin has accepted Lettermans’ apology.

Jeesh, lighten up people. In his joke he never mentioned the daughter by name so whos fault really is it to have assumed he meant the younger one? It was just a joke – one that he has since apologized for, so just let it go and move on. There are far more important issues to be worried about.