Ah, yes. “Saved by the Bell” was easily the best teen show in the early 90’s. You had the rip offs like “California Dreams” that was a wannabe show, but Matt Garrison was no Zach Morris. I mean please, Mark Paul Gosselaar is a sexy bitch.

So Jimmy Fallon has taken it upon himself to get the show’s cast back together. People magazine did a photo shoot of the now mid-30’s cast. Mario Lopez and Mark have seemed to have found the way around the aging process. I hate Gosselaar’s Garnier hair color. Meanwhile Berkly has her shiz so lifted and tucked she now has eyebrows for a forehead. Noticeably absent is the ever annoying tried-too-hard to be funny, Screech. Dustin Diamond was specifically left out of the this reunion.

Why? Radar states that Dustin, who has been hard up for cash and resorted to selling t-shirts and making sex tapes, is now penning a “tell all” book behind the “Saved by the Bell” scenes. Most of the cast just rather not associate with him or his book. Can’t say I blame them being that he is selling their stories to make some cash. Mark Paul openly bashed Diamond and his upcoming book in a recent Newsweek interview.

Per NY Daily Via Newsweek:

“What is he going to say?” Gosselaar asked sarcastically. “We were (bleeping) groupies at 14? I can’t wait to read his book, because I don’t have a memory of a lot of the shows. Maybe it was because I was doing lines off of the audience members’ a—-. I’m sure he’s going to write something crazy like that. So he’s writing a book, I’m not really afraid of what he has to say. There are not too many skeletons in my closet.”

Agreed. We already know that he was left out of their weekly cast orgies. The were rich teens. Of course they were up “dating” each other on a regular basis. I unless he has a tale of Elizabeth Berkly beating Lark Voorhies with a dildo for snorting the last of the blow without her, I don’t care.

By the way, where is Mr. Belding in this? He too was a sexy beast.

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