Clutch the pearls and gasp as you insert your shocked face. (Mine looks eerily like my eye rolling during time share sales pitch.) Lindsay Lohan is reportedly being lured into Scientology.
The National Enquirer (per Entertainmentwise) is weaving a tale of Lindsay being lured into the van of crazy (Scientology) by a balding man who sweats when he thinks about women’s shoes (John Travolta) with the promise of candy and puppies (blow and a movie role to pay for more blow).

















