Kourtney Kardashian and Scot Disick ENGAGED

Ew. It baffles me as to why Kourtney Kardashian is slumming it with Scott Disick (I am pretty sure the “S” is silent). She was the most tolerable of the Klan. (Khloe was my fav before she went all ‘I have a husband/I am married = I can’t do anything’).

Looks like E! will be all Kardashians all the time. Kourtney and Captain Hair Products are getting a spinoff of their spinoff. Kris, being queen of the pimps, took a break from telling Kim to get Botox to nab Kourtney and her Macy’s Day Parade boyfriend a show centering around their engagement.

Via OK!:

“Kourtney and Scott are getting married this year,” a friend of the lovebirds tells OK!. “Kourtney is thrilled about it. She loves Scott, and she wants to be his wife. She’s already looking at dresses and other details.”

Popeater adds:

“The last episode of ‘Kourtney and Kim Take New York’ is Scott proposing,” an insider tells me. “Then just like sister Khloe and Lamar, Kourtney and Scott will not only get their own show but also a wedding. It’s going to be TV gold. I’m told it will be complete with outrageous wedding plans, chaos, dresses and, of course, Scott being a groomzilla.”

This is about as good of an idea as that epic fail the Kardashian Kard. (Seriously who wants to whip that Kard out to buy their Target goodies? It basically says, ‘Hello cashier! I am an a$$hole!’

Kourtney Kardashian’s Boyfriend Scott Disick ‘In Love’ With Sister Kim Kardashian

We’ve heard of sisters sharing, but this is just too much. If you pick up the latest In Touch magazine, you’ll noticed the new family triangle scandal to hit hollywood. Supposedly Scott Disick, who is Kourtney Kardashians baby daddy, is ‘in love’ with her sister Kim Kardashian.

Per Hollywood Life:

“When Kim bends over or is wearing something revealing, Scott will … comment that she has the ‘best ass.’” And while Kourtney laughs along awkwardly, the source claims she’s broken up inside.

And Kourtney isn’t the only who’s reportedly upset by Scott’s advances. “Kris [Jenner] can’t stand it,” the source says. “She keeps telling him not to do that to [Kourtney.]”

Both Kim and Scott have laughed off the tabloid story, taking to their Twitter pages to poke fun at the rumors.

Per Us:

“OMG Scott,” Kim, 30, tweeted jokingly. “I had no idea u felt this way. Kourtney, we need to talk!”

Retorted Disick: “I had to confess, I couldn’t take it anymore!”

I bet it’s nothing more than another pathetic attempt at trying to keep themselves relevant. We all know Scott is only in love with himself.

Click here to see which actress is dying to be a mom.

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The Kardashians’ Wild Drunken NYC Bar Fight

Last night Kim Kardashian, her sisters Khloe and Kourtney, and Kourt’s baby daddy Scott Disick, hit up NYC nightclub Juliette for a nightout, but the evening was cut short when a jealous girlfriend ended up throwing a drink in Kim’s face which resulted in a Kardashian family throwdown. The reason? A male fan asked for a picture with Kim. Maybe the girlfriend heard about Kim being down for some hook-ups?

Per TMZ:

Scott Disick and Khloe jumped into the fracas and in the scuffle, Khloe’s ring flew off and skidded across the floor. Our spies inside the club say Khloe literally dove across the floor to retrieve it … which she eventually did.

How does your ring just “fly” off your finger? Get it sized honey. After finding Khloe’s rock, they all reportedly left from the club and quickly took off in a waiting car, leaving Scott behind to catch a cab home. And of course, the cameras for the new E! show ‘Kourtney and Kim Take New York’ were on the scene for all of this.

Khole dives to get ring… BS! The cherry probably fell out of her drink and it was more like, “THAT’S MINE!” I wouldn’t doubt it was another staged dramatic scene for their show. Their whole lives are just one big walking advertisement.

Click here to read about Ian Somerhalder talk about ‘Vampire Diaries.’

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Kim Kardashian is ‘Down For Some Hookups’

Guys – here’s the snowballs chance in hell you never thought you’d have… Kim Kardashian is single and ready to mingle! Kim is currently in New York City filming a reality show with her sister Kourtney, but stopped to chat with Ryan Seacrest on his radio show about her impending move to NYC, being single, and how she’s planning on living her life – She can bond with her sister. Babysit her nephew Mason. Launch a new store. Oh yeah, and lets not forget – she can also start ho-strolling for men.

Per PopEater:

“This couldn’t have come at a more perfect time for me to just get out of my life [in LA] … I’m single and I keep on saying, ‘I’m single for the first time’ but I never have really given it a shot to be single,” she told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show today, as reported by E! Online. “I tried and I tried to play that role but I really wasn’t single.”

And what are her intentions in this new really really single lifestyle? She’s looking to keep it casual. “I’m down for some hookups,” she said.

That’s your problem Kimmy, too many hook-ups and no hanger-ons! Ryan then asked Kim, who split with latest boyfriend Dallas Cowboy’s Miles Austin last month after an on-again/off-again relationship with New Orleans Saints’ Reggie Bush, about the hearsay that Kourtney’s boyfriend Scott Disick was looking to set her up on some dates.

“Everyone is now trying to hook me up,” she told Seacrest on air. “In a way, since I hate meeting new people and I hate that first-dating thing, it’s kind of reassuring to know, ‘Okay, this [person] knows them, so maybe they’re normal.’”

Who do you think Kim should hook up with next? The Jets and Giants are flipping a coin to see who has first dibs.

Click here to see who else is recently single!

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Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Mason Photo

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Aww, babies and junk. You all know how much Ivana Trump and I dislike children, but I pulled the short straw so here is the first photo of Kourtney Kardashian’s baby Mason. Kourt had the tot just before Christmas and is now posing with the baby daddy, Scott Disick (I am guessing the ‘s’ is silent).

Life and Style also bought her birthin’ story. I put it after the jump for all 3 of you who are interested in her magical labor. Click “Read More…” below to read about it.

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Kourtney Kardashian Considered Abortion

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Recently impregnated Kourtney Kardashian talked to People magazine about her thoughts of abortion after discovering she was pregnant. The “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” oldest sibling revealed that she seriously considered not having her baby.

“I definitely thought about it long and hard, about if I wanted to keep the baby or not, and I wasn’t thinking about adoption. I do think every woman should have the right to do what they want, but I don’t think it’s talked through enough. I can’t even tell you how many people just say, ‘Oh, get an abortion.’ Like it’s not a big deal.”

After revealing the baby daddy was Scott Disick, some greasy looking 26 year old, she admitted that her research on the internet stopped her from having the abortion.

“I looked online, and I was sitting on bed hysterically crying, reading these stories of people who felt so guilty from having an abortion,” she recalls. “I was reading these things of how many people are traumatized by it afterwards. And it just hit me. I got so excited, and when I told Scott he was so excited. But I think if I had said I’m not going to keep it, I really think he would have pushed me into keeping it.”

Not to spark a debate on the abortion issue, but is it just me or does it sound like she talking about a puppy and not a baby? Perhaps her rep told her to talk about adoption and she confused and distracted by a sample sale flyer.

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Kardashians Caught with Cocaine

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So there is a Kardashian sized press storm brewing just in time for the season “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” opener. Kourtney Kardashian announced yesterday that she was pregnant and didn’t mention who the baby daddy was and only said “You’ll have to watch and see.” Translation it’s not Jude Law’s illegitimate baby, but that incredibly icky on again/off again boyfriend of hers. What’s his name…Steve? Scott?, whatever his name is (sorry kittens, I don’t care enough to hunt that down) and Kourtney were photographed together a few days ago shopping and running errands with Kris Jenner.

At any rate, if you didn’t realize just how dumb these hos are, here is a little diddy about Kim and Khloe Kardashian and their cocaine scandal.

Via PR-Inside:

“The reality TV star insists the scandal is not what it seems – she found a vial of cocaine in her store’s changing room and decided to put it in her bag for safe keeping, then she forgot all about it until she was confronted by her sisters.

The cocaine controversy features as a plotline on an upcoming episode of Kardashian’s new reality TV show Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

“My employee was picking up a pile of clothes that customers had tried on, and it (vial) fell out. She called me into the dressing room, and it was in a little glass vial. I was leaving the dressing room, and a lot of customers walked in. I didn’t know what to do, so I threw it in my purse. I was like, ‘I’ll dispose of this in a second,’ and I went to help them. Then I forgot about it.

Nothing registered until after the fact. Now, talking about it, I’m like, ‘OK, that would be really bad if I got (charged) with drug possession.’ But I don’t do drugs. I don’t have drugs in my purse. I’m not someone who needs to do drugs… I’m too energetic and crazy as it is. I wouldn’t want to see me on drugs.”

I retract anything nice I have ever said about these people. They are all kinds of stupid.

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Kourtney Kardashian is Knocked-Up

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Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant. Huzzah. Now, someone tell me who she is.

Is she the one who made the sex-tape with Brandy’s brother? Oh, that was Kim Kardashian. Is she the tranny who was all over the rags last week in a bathing suit claiming her thighs are no longer touching thanks to spanx and her refusal to eat for a month? Oh, that was Khloe Kardashian. Is she the one who had so much plastic surgery she now blinks her lips? Oh, that was Bruce Jenner.

Nevertheless, she’s pregnant.

Via E!:

“While the E! reality star confirms she’s pregnant with her first child, Ms. K isn’t revealing too much right now. She’s keeping mum on the daddy’s identity and how far along she is. But the happy news definitely sheds light on some of the things she told me yesterday during my chat with her sister Khloé…
Kourt, 30, refused to say if she and ex-boyfriend Scott Disick are back together. ‘You’re going to have to see on the show,’ she said, referring to ‘Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami’, which debuts this Sunday.”

Oh, she’s the one who got pregant in order to get extra publicity for her reality show. Now I know who she is.

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