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The sight of Seal in bicycle shorts is no longer the glue in Heidi Klum’s marriage. This weekend, rumors of Klum and Seal’s divorce preempted an official YUP, WE BE SINGLE! confirmation.
It started with TMZ reporting Heidi was going to file divorce papers. People then waved their finger and reported that they weren’t splitting, but just going through a “rough patch.”
Thousands took to the streets of New York to celebrate a little bit of justice at Ground Zero as President Barak Obama confirmed that Osama Bin Laden is dead.
A little bit of justice for the 9/11 attacks has finally been achieved as the man who orchestrated the terrorist attack that took nearly 3,000 victims lives. After months of intelligence work and help from Pakinstan, Osama Bin Laden was shot in the head after a successful raid by American military. A 40 minute “kill mission” took place at a “mansion” that is said to have been built with the goal of hiding the al Qaeda leader. His location was in Abbottabad, Pakistan, about two hours outside of Islamabad.
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While you were busy handing out candy to children dressed as future strippers of America, Heidi Klum was dressed up as…well, something 8 feet tall, purple and red and dipped in glitter. At first description I thought it would be Lindsay Lohan’s crotch, but she is actually an “alien transformer” on stilts.
“I wanted to be like an alien transformer. It took a few hours [to get ready], but I was well-prepared because someone has been building it for me for quite some time, so when the time came, I just put it on. But the makeup, that took a little while longer!”
At Klum’s 11th Annual Halloween party several celeb pals hit the carpet in full costume. Kim Kardashian was a slutty Red Riding Hood, Ashanti was a slutty cat, Seal was the Silver Surfer, Coco was a slutty nurse while husband Ice-T was Dr. Frankenstein with a Harry Potter fetish.
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Seal put on a fresh coat of black nail polish while Heidi Klum rolled around naked and gave us all a preview of their sexy time making for the video of ‘Secret.’
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Meh. Every time I see Seal I think of ‘Kiss from a Rose’ which reminds me of ‘Batman Forever’ then turns into thoughts of how hot Val Kilmer was and then makes me reason as to what happened to Val. Did he too discover the deliciousness of French toast bagels? Is this my future if I keep stuffing my gob with carbs? BRB kittens…I am quitting bagels cold turkey. Mmm…turkey! I could replace my bagel addiction with a #14 from Jimmy Johns! BRB…going to get a sub to ease the pain of saying goodbye to cinnamon-y bagels. Enjoy NSFW pics of Heidi Klum nude in the mean time.
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I know, Halloween was on Saturday. However, yours truly was feeding needy children (chucking circus peanuts at bratty kids demanding trick or treats counts) so here’s to the old better late than never cliché. So enjoy these celebrity Halloween costumes.
Seal and Heidi Klum love the spooky holiday and have had a bash for the past 10 years. This year the “Project Runway” host and her hubby were ravens. I am not sure why Seal is boast some flowers. Maybe he was feeling sassy and needed a splash of color. Mariah Carey and her labradoodle were angels and host a soiree of their own. Before you ask, Jessica Alba was supposed to be Dora the Explorer and not a version of her inner child. Either way both hoes are intolerably annoying. I think Rihanna was Tony the Tiger gone post up tranny and some of the “Twilight” cast hit up Tao in their costumes.
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Images Via: WENN.com, Fame Pictures, Rihanna Photos
I make it no secret that I cannot stand Karl Lagerfeld but adore some of his creations. It’s a love hate relationship. Now I am seriously considering cutting the bitch should his comments be true.
According to reports, he went on a scathing rant attacking Heidi Klum and her family. Lagerfeld wasn’t shy in agreeing with the Germans regarding Heidi’s weight in February. Most attacked her for being “too heavy” after posing completely nude on the cover of German GQ. Karl was one of the voices accusing her of being fat.
He lashed out again and the jealousy didn’t stop at her weight. He claimed that no one in the fashion world know who she is. His rationalization is that his pal Claudia Schiffer doesn’t know who she is.
Per The Sun:
“I don’t know her. Claudia doesn’t know her. She was never in Paris, we don’t know her.”
Hmmm…that’s odd. He claims not to know her, but knows she is a model and married to Seal. Karl even went as low as to attack her husband’s skin.
“I am no dermatologist but I wouldn’t want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters.”
That is beyond low. I doubt Klum is sweating his words. She has created a successful empire for herself and recently guest edited for German Vogue. Plus he really shouldn’t be the one to point the chubby finger. Their once was a pudgy Lagerfeld who was substation ally more tolerable. So I would be careful if I was him. Karl is quickly becoming the Star Jones of the fashion world.
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Congratulations to model Heidi Klum and singer-husband Seal who are expanding their beautiful family! According to E! Online, sources confirm that Klum is expecting another baby, and that she is a little less than four months pregnant. Word of the couples happy news apparently leaked when sketches of Klum in a gown redesigned for her growing belly had somehow made its way onto the Internet.
Season 7 of “Project Runway” is set to start filming in NYC this summer, which means the supermodel will once again be working while heavily pregnant. Hmmm… wonder if we’ll see any maternity-design challenges happening? The happy couple already have two sons together, Henry Günther Ademola Dashtu Samuel, and Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel. Seal is also the adoptive father of Klum’s 5 year old daughter, Helene “Leni” Klum whom she had with Italian businessman Flavio Briatore.
Wow. Four kids all under the age of 5…. She must be the Wonder Woman of Moms!
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Whitney Houston has passed away. If you need to catch up on the latest details, CLICK HERE. Houston’s last performance took place at Kelly Price and Friends Unplugged: For the Love of R&B pre-Grammy Party. On Thursday, February 9th, 2012 Whitney took the stage and sang ‘Yes, Jesus Loves Me.’
Whitney Houston has joined Amy Winehouse at the great big open bar in the sky. The ‘I Will Always Love You’ singer was found dead at the Beverly Hilton hotel in Los Angeles, California on Saturday, February 11th, 2012. A member of the hotel staff found Whitney unconscious in her room and immediately called 911. [...]
It’s a sad day for music fans as another legend was taken from us. On the eve of music’s biggest night, singing superstar Whitney Houston died today. In a world of celebrity death rumors, this one comes with a confirmation from Houston’s publicist Kristen Foster.
Because Beyonce and Jay Z like to see me work on the weekends while I am trying to nurse a cheap vodka hangover feed starving orphans, the couple shared photos of Blue Ivy Carter.
