Sean Penn and Natalie Portman sex

Natalie Portman Continues Home Wrecking

Natalie Portman’s no-no is continuing it’s reign of terror. She was originally rumored to be wooing “Twilight” heartthrob Robert Pattinson. Then Portman and Sean Penn were reportedly making out at Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar. Sean is still married to Robin Wright Penn, but that apparently didn’t stop the two from swapping saliva after their business meeting with Dustin Lance Black. This was all followed by a rumor that she and Ryan Gosling were hooking up after meeting at Bardot in LA.

Now Natalie has got her eyes on Brad Pitt. She personally asked him to play her love interest in a new film. Angelina Jolie lost her shiz and started in with the oratorical fireworks

Via Backseat Cuddler Per Female First:

“Angelina had a massive fit and was shouting her head off. She accused Brad of flirting with Natalie. Angelina can’t help but feel threatened. Brad knows how jealous she gets but won’t stop saying how gorgeous and intelligent Natalie is. He keeps saying she is ‘cute as a button.’ “

Gee…what’s Jolie afraid of? Pitt would leave her for his leading lady? History does have a habit of repeating itself.

“Angelina worries about karma. It’s eating her up and we’re sure the cause of a lot of the rows is her not quite trusting Brad.”

Really Brad, “cute as a button” and “gorgeous” are stupid words to use to describe someone you might be having pretend sex with in the near future in front of your lady. When Angie asks what you think of another woman you always, always say: “Baby, she might as well have a 3rd eye and limp because she doesn’t hold a candle to you.”

Images Via: The Frisky, Wenn

Sean Penn and Natalie Portman Affair

A slew of more than 3 rumors have surrounded a claim that Natalie Portman and Sean Penn have some sort of torrid affair that started just before the 2009 Academy Awards. Yes, Penn is married to Robin Wright Penn and she was his date for the evening.

One thing the rumors all have in common is their dinner together at Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar. Earlier this month the two appeared to be sharing some chemistry while dining out with “Milk” writer, Dustin Lance Black. An eyewitness blabbed to Star that she stumbled upon Penn and Portman kissing passionately after they finished their meeting with Black.

“They went to a bank of elevators that only goes to the spa or to private rooms. They came back about 45 minutes later, and that’s when I saw them making out. There’s a door outside of the hotel’s Tower Bar that has a bridge to the terrace, so it’s semi-private. I used that path to get to the restroom, and when I came back, I had to go through some curtains — and that’s when I interrupted Sean and Natalie. When they saw me, they were startled and quickly composed themselves.”

Page Six also had a spy at the Sunset Tower. They confirmed that they were there and spotted together. A rep for Sean simply stated that:

“Sean doesn’t have a house in LA so, of course, he stays in a hotel.”

Sean Penn and Natalie Portman are oddly enough perfect for each other. They can sit around and talk about how highly they think of themselves. That conversation could be followed with agreement that only their political views matter.

[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]