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Is he a real life Madmen? After Scarlett Johansson‘s high profile fling with Sean Penn went south, much like her other relationships with actors, Scarlett has moved on to something a little less in the spotlight! Her new man is an advertising executive in New York City, named Nate Naylor.
AskMen.com has released the names of the winners of their Most Desirable Women poll. Usually when I hear the words “poll” and “women” my mind automatically goes to strippers. Alas, none of the ladies on the list are currently working the night shift at the Bill’s Boobie Bungalow.
Sofia Vergara should have won first place, but somehow readers where impressed by a ‘Gossip Girl.’ Sure. Why not?
“His girlfriend knows that the accusations are true. So she’s getting out. She has her own reputation to consider. The faster she distances herself from the coming s**t storm, the faster she and her career can recover. But how does his girlfriend really know that the accuser is telling the truth and that the storm is coming? Well, it’s not because he will admit to anything. She’s telling friends that she is shocked that the words he used with the accuser are exactly the same words he used with the her when they first started dating. It also means that he lied to his girlfriend about something that was very important to her. That’s enough evidence for her.” [Blind Gossip]
My Guess: Justin Bieber and his Babygate 2011
Scarlett Johansson moved on post divorce with water damaged leather duffel bag filled with eye roll inducing opinions and a used car salesman’s haircut (read as Sean Penn if you are a skimmer). Ryan Reynolds is reportedly moving on with nearly 6 feet of leggy blonde who probably has more penis jokes than Seth Macfarlane and utters things like, “Anything fried I’ll take. Are you kidding me? I will fry my shoe and eat it.”
They are admittedly easy to pick on. Ke$ha looks like John Travolta’s female alter ego, Miss Terry Box, and Sean Penn and the words Russian hooker or baseball bat can be a fantastic joke setup.
Zach Galifianakis had some choice words for each of them. In his interview with Rolling Stone, the ‘Hangover’ star revealed that he has a strong distaste for the “singer” and the actor along with parents who let their children see his movies…
Aw, now there is a bit of creepy I am going to miss poking fun at. Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have split according to a source who blabbed to People.
Reps for both Scarlett and Sean have given the old IMMA NOT TELLIN’ while waving questions about their relationship away. The source insists that Scarlett has packed up her skinny jeans and exited stage left. No rumored reason accompanied the split story, but I am guessing it probably has something to do with finding Penn face down in a Russian hooker.
Ryan Reynolds is popping a squat on the cover of Details June/July 2011 issue. He has broken the quiet ranks he has been holding after his divorce from Scarlett Johansson. While she has been cavorting with Sean Penn (see making out with him in front of the President and sporting a bump while jogging), Ryan has been keeping his lips sealed. Funny how magazine covers loosen one up.
Get out the You in Danger Girl! tag. Scarlett Johansson is already feeling the wrath of Sean Penn.
According to Star (via ONTD), paps weren’t the only ones to notice Scarlett’s weight gain. (And by weight gain, it’s like 2 pounds and she was in mid-stride. No one looks good while running post burrito indulgence. Click HERE for those pics…) The mag reports Penn and Johansson had a screaming match over her vices.
These are simply gratuitous. Ryan Reynolds in Spandex and photoshopped into sparklepants glory will help you get through your Thursday and onto Vodka Friday (doesn’t everyone reward themselves with an adult beverage for making it through the week?)
“Green Lantern” will hit theaters on June 17th. In other not really but kinda related news, Reynolds’ ex wife, Scarlett Johansson has moved in with Sean Penn. (Click HERE for more on that plus the pregnancy rumors…)
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Some not-so-flattering photos of Scarlett Johansson running with Sean Penn have hit the net and are sending some baby bump rumors running rampant. (I am feeling very Geraldo today.)
Scarlett has a bit of a belly. GASP, clutch the pearls and write to the church elders. I see it as last night’s Big Juan Burrito, but speculation is still being whispered in various media outlets. Unless she got knocked up as soon as Ryan Reynolds pack up his Perfect Push Up post break up…I highly doubt a Sean Penn baby is in there.
So don’t go looking for a baby registry at Target and give the girl a break. Don’t pretend you wouldn’t be snorting donuts after living on egg whites for the Oscars red carpet.
UPDATE: Her rep confirmed that Scarlett Johansson is NOT pregnant.
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