Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Officially Split

After months of giving side-eye filled denials, Johnny Deep’s publicist has confirmed that he and Vanessa Paradis have split.

They used the words “amicably separated,” but the last time I heard those terms it was followed by a month long battle over some fancy-pants ancient vase that, I think, Jesus must have painted because they each went to extreme lengths for that thing. I won’t get into details as I am confident several of their acts were felonies.

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Demi Moore Hints at Ashton Kutcher Cheating/Divorce

Ashton Kutcher has been reportedly touching genitals that don’t belong to his wife Demi Moore. The replacement Charlie Sheen is, once again, allegedly cheating on Demi with some random trick.

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Olivia Wilde Wants to ‘Sow Wild Oats’

Which means she wants to bust out her ho tricks with some men (and maybe women. She does have a penchant for playing a bi-sexual).

Yesterday 80% of the world’s population giggled with selfish glee as news that Olivia Wilde and her Italian Prince/husband Tao Ruspoli have separated. (Click here for the rep confirmed report…) Now the reason why they split is being shared by “friends” and source-types. Us Magazine shared…

“It was Olivia’s decision…for the typical Hollywood reasons. Her career has exploded and she saw being married is not as much fun. She is a hot property now … it was weighing her down being married.”

So basically she woke up, realized how hot she is and wants to share that gift with the world. If I were Olivia I would fire all my bitchy friends who told the paps I was horny then I would save Jake Gyllenhaal from his latte wheel of craziness with Taylor Swift. Although, she may already have someone else in mind. Click HERE to see photos of what A-lister she was flirting with at the Golden Globes…

Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky Split, James Bond to Blame

Rachel Weisz is the epitome of classy and adorable so I find it hard to believe she does anything besides taking bubble baths in a diamond encrusted tiara after a long day of reading to blind children and making pudding for the homeless.

TMZ is screaming that Rachel dumped Darren Aronofsky (director of ‘Black Swan’ and ‘The Wrestler’) for Daniel Craig. She and Darren were together for nine years, never married but had a son together. The couple has been separated for awhile and have agreed to seek joint custody of their 4 year old, Henry Chance.

“Reps for the former couple tell TMZ, “Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky have been separated for some months. They remain close friends and are committed to raising their son together in NYC.”

Sources have also squealed that Weisz has been hooking up with Craig since they worked on ‘Dream House’ together in early 2010.

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Courteney Cox: ‘It’s Not Like We’re Getting Divorced’

Courteney Cox doesn’t know what is ahead for her and her separated husband, David Arquette. While he is busy talking about crying after having sex with strangers, Cox is talking crazy about not getting divorced.

Via People:

“”I don’t know what will happen, but this is not like we’re getting divorced,” Cox says in a new interview with TV Week. “This is a separation and I think that takes a lot of courage . . . Whatever is supposed to happen will be the best thing for us.”

Did she miss his interview with Howard Stern where talks about nailing multiple other women?

“He says he hooked up with an Australian blonde woman he met at a party held at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood. After revealing this he said, ‘I’m pretty sure I’m up sh**’s creek right now. After the first girl I slept with I was crying. I know that’s not very sexy. … What it does lack is that emotional love that I always have with Court.’”

The “Scream 4” star also confirmed that there is no prenuptial agreement during his chat with Stern.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes $75 Million Second Baby

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Rumor has it that Katie Holmes and husband Tom Cruise will be trying to baby number 2 in the New Year. According to OK!, the couple finally think its time to expand their brood and are ready to give daughter Suri a sibling.

Per Ok!:

“She no longer feels like she’s just Mrs. Cruise. She’s her own person again,” a pal tells OK! of the couple’s decision. “She and Tom have their disagreements, but deep down they love each other very much. That’s what is important.”

Although, rumors have been running rampant lately claiming the couple, who celebrated their three-year anniversary last month, have been separated because of marital tensions and not just due to work schedules. Reportedly, Katie has accepted a large sum of money to allow the baby making to happen. Or at least that’s what OK! seems to suggest, since the cover of its latest cover screams “$75 MILLION FOR BABY #2.” Hell, for that much money I’ll give him a whole little league team’s worth of chaps! Its been said that Katie wanted to wait until she had another box office hit before trying for a second child, which isn’t surprising when you consider that she’s already spent millions on Suri’s wardrobe alone this year. Better hope for a boy this time, Tom.

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Usher Stalls On Signing Divorce Papers

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Usher may have just released his new single “Papers,” which chronicles the split and divorce from wife Tameka Foster-Raymond, but apparently he’s not too quick to sign them! Whats the reason for this sudden change of heart? Could it be just another publicity stunt? We all know that Usher has moved on with his life becoming practically inseparable with his lady friend Grace Miguel.

Per Radar:

“Tameka thinks that it’s ironic that Papers is his comeback single when she just wants him to sign the paperwork and finalize the divorce,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “The terms and conditions have been agreed on for around a month but he keeps stalling on them and she’s the one that wants to move on with her life.”

In the song, which will be on his upcoming album entitled “Raymond Versus Raymond,” Usher airs the couples dirty laundry and doesn’t hold back on what he is feeling!

Per Radar:

He sings: “I gave my heart and turned my back against the world/ Cuz you were my girl! / I done near lost my mama/ I done been through so much drama / I done turned into the man that I never though I’d be / I’m ready to sign those papers! I done took all I can take, but you leave me no options girl … I can’t deny how much I loved you / I done gave up everything I had too / As hard as it is I’m afraid I’ve gotta say, I’m ready to sign them papers.”

The couple married in August 2007 and has two sons, Naviyd, 10 months and 1-year-old Usher Raymond V. Reportedly, they have been separated for over a year now, so why the delay in the proceedings? I’m starting to see Usher as being nothing but talk and no action.

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Eddie Cibrian Gets Trash-Talked By Wife

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Word to the wise (and all you guys) – Never EVER put anything past a scorned woman! The ‘CSI Miami‘ actor’s estranged wife, Brandi Glanville, is lashing out at her husband of eight years after making his affair with singer LeAnne Rimes public. Needless to say, she’s not happy about it!

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Per Us:

“Eddie is a compulsive liar, cheater and a home wrecker,” she says in the newest issue of Us Weekly, on stands now. “And he has been an absentee father. Eddie’s displays of poor taste have hurt our two children,” she goes on. “Eddie may just end up drowning himself in that ‘unfair fishbowl.’”

Until recently, Glanville stood behind her husband and backed his denials of an affair with LeAnne, citing the talk as nothing but rumors. Soon after, Glanville and Cibrian split, along with Rimes and her husband Dean Sheremet, pretty much confirming the affair. Eddie and LeAnn made their first public appearance at a golf course in Valencia, Ca. last week. LeAnne happily smiled for the paparazzi and didn’t seem like she cared one bit that their scandalous affair had ruined two marriages. The home-wrecking couple were again seen at a Kings of Leon concert this past Saturday night in Los Angeles.

Glanville says she has no plans to reconcile with Cibrian, and hopes to get the good ol’ divorce ball rolling soon. Those proceedings are sure to get nasty! But Brandi does have one final word to say to the hussy that broke apart her family: “He’s all yours!” Good for you Brandi! This is probably just the beginning of Brandi’s Eddie & LeAnn bashing and I love it! Those two cheating ho-bags have it coming!

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Real Housewife, LuAnn de Lesseps, Getting A Divorce

The “Real Housewives of New York” are down for the count…or countess I should say. It seems that Countess LuAnn de Lesseps and her husband the Count have parted ways. Oh no! Who will boss the poor housekeeper, Rosie around? Who will forget to feed the dog? Who will wave to Victoria as she is shipped off to boarding school?

It seems the Count has a wandering eye. It probably didn’t help that he spends most of his time in Europe while LuAnn spends her days wandering around New York spending his cash.

Via The New York Post:

“She got wind he was seeing somebody and he didn’t answer her when she called. He finally sent her an e-mail saying he was with an Ethiopian woman in Geneva and he was serious with her.”

According to her rep, LuAnn and the Count will remain “friends” for the sake of their children. I, however, am inclined to believe this friendship has more to do with alimony payments than children. A source also adds that LuAnn has no intention of making this into a bitter divorce.

Although I am completely addicted to this show, which airs tonight at 10:00 PM/EST on Bravo, I must admit the Countess is a piece of work. This divorce announcement comes only a short month before her book, “Class with the Countess” is due to be released. That’s classy!