After months of giving side-eye filled denials, Johnny Deep’s publicist has confirmed that he and Vanessa Paradis have split.
They used the words “amicably separated,” but the last time I heard those terms it was followed by a month long battle over some fancy-pants ancient vase that, I think, Jesus must have painted because they each went to extreme lengths for that thing. I won’t get into details as I am confident several of their acts were felonies.































