Aflac Fired Gilbert Gottfried After His Japan Jokes Hit Twitter

A devastating 8.9 earthquake rocked Japan on Wednesday. The death toll is insurmountable and has caused a nuclear catastrophe that rivals that of America’s incident with Three Mile Island. People are suffering and dying or mourning the loss of their loved ones. So naturally those tasteless hacks try to make jokes out of it. Beyond the fact that this is a horrible tragedy…none of the jokes are remotely funny or even a tad bit amusing.

Gilbert Gottfried, who voices the Duck mascot for Aflac, took to Twitter to show the world he has the comical talent of box of baking soda.

Aflac immediately hit ALT+ESC+STFU and fired Gottfried

“Gilbert’s recent comments about the crisis in Japan were lacking in humor and certainly do not represent the thoughts and feelings of anyone at Aflac … Aflac will immediately set plans in motion to conduct a nationwide casting call to find a new voice of the iconic Aflac Duck.”

Some think the firing was too much others agree with the insurance agency’s decision while applauding their common decency. One comment I saw supporting the decision to immediately fire him made the point, “Nothing is ever funny about thousands of people dying. People don’t need to lighten up- some jackass’ need to smarten up.”

This isn’t the first time Gilbert joked about a substantial loss of life after a disaster. Three weeks after the Twin Towers came crashing down on September 11th, he joked at the Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner that he had tried to get a direct flight to New York “but they said they have to stop at the Empire State Building first.”

50 Cent also proved what an ass he is by trying to be funny. He too took to Twitter to release his “ignorance.”

“Wave will hit 8am them crazy white boys gonna try to go surfing”

“Look this is very serious people I had to evacuate all my hoe’s from LA,Hawaii and Japan. I had to do it. Lol.”

Later he defended his comments stating that he Tweeted the poor attempt at humor for “shock value.”

So what did they really benefit from those tasteless Tweets? Gilbert GottFIRED, no one seemed to find them funny and they look like a classless a-hole. Way to go.

9/11 Remembered, Ground Zero Rebuilding and Quotes

[Ground Zero Being Rebuilt ….Slowly – Video]

While I sit here with my coffee and get ready to start the day being overly cruel to Katherine Heigl or hunting for juicy tidbits to share, I wanted to take a moment of seriousness to remember the day that further changed our lives.

It’s been 8 years since the morning of September 11th, 2001. Everyone has their story on how they found out and the domino effect that hit home to everyone. Today I hope that you will remember and continue healing. At 8:46 am EST a moment of silence will take place in New York as families and loved ones will gather and read the names of those who perished along with Mayor Bloomberg. President Obama will be at the Pentagon to honor those who were lost in the 4th crash. Below are some 9/11 quotes that will further move and inspire us.

Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward.
Freedom will be defended!
–President George W. Bush, September 11, 2001

The best defense against terrorism is a strong offensive against terrorists.
That work continues.
–President George W. Bush, 10/13/2001

These acts shattered steel, but they cannot dent the steel of America’s resolve.
–President George W. Bush

America is not like a blanket — one piece of unbroken cloth,
the same color, the same texture, the same size.
America is more like a quilt — many patches, many pieces,
many colors, many sizes, all woven and held together by a common thread.
–Henry M. Jackson

We must not descend to the level of those who perpetrated
Tuesday’s violence by targeting individuals based on their race,
their religion, or their national origin. Such reports of violence
and threats are in direct opposition to the very principles and
laws of the United States and will not be tolerated.
–John Ashcroft, Attorney General

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin’ her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it’s gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringin’ her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
– Toby Keith Lyrics
Song: Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue (The Angry American) Lyrics

No just cause can be advanced by terrorism.
–Koffi Anan

Let’s roll.
–Todd Beamer (?-2001), before he and others apparently
thwarted the fourth set of terrorists