It sounds like some kind of twisted Harry Potter book in which St. Angie replaces Harry and instead of fighting off an evil overlord; Angie is fighting off laughter and lazy Sundays.

Angelina Jolie is in Libya getting her badge in refugee community service. A picture of Jolie with a seventh coordinate tattoo made everyone run to Babies R Us to find their gift registry. Alas, according to In Touch, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are NOT adopting a 7th child. The new ink that joined the coordinates of her bounty of children isn’t for another baby. Brad reportedly had enough of touring the world of war torn countries and wants to settle down. Jolie gave in and agreed to move the family to L.A. where Brad can sweep his WELCOME mat and ride his motorcycles around the cul-de-sac. To celebrate this (non)special occasion, Angelina got another tattoo of the coordinates of Brad’s home town in Oklahoma.

“After dragging their kids around the world, Angelina, 35, has finally agreed to Brad’s long-standing request to settle down. But in return, she demanded a permanent commitment — the tattoo, which “signifies family unity.” In other words, Brad is part of Angelina’s family now — tied to her forever. And she’s acting differently as a result.”

I am pretty sure when he signed adoption papers and knocked her up with Shiloh and the twins it “tied him to her forever.” But I guess nothing says Togetha 4-Eva like a tattoo. I’m sure the Billy Bob tat was a fluke. (No I’m not.)

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