Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson Had an AFFAIR ?!

Here is the WTF? to put in your morning coffee. Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston had mad, passionate sex in 1991 according to MJ’s former bodyguard, Matt Fiddes.

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Tim Gunn: ‘I Haven’t Had Sex in 29 Years’ – VIDEO

Sweet knit jersey! Tim Gunn is practically a virgin. The 58 year old Fashion Jesus revealed that he hasn’t had sex in 29 years.

The topic of re-activating your sex life came up on ‘The Revolution’ and Tim confessed that he has been celibate ever since a long term relationship abruptly ended.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Affair

Amber Rose has weaved a tale of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian having an affair. When two egos collide it always ends in a supernova of self congratulatory sex. I am sure it wasn’t as great as Amber fears. Foreplay probably consisted of an argument over who is prettier and positioning a mirror at an angle in which they can both stare at themselves.

Apparently, Amber Rose thought that someone who dispenses wisdom such as, “an abortion can cost a ballin’ n*gga up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin’ b*tches be getting pregnant on purpose,” would be able to keep his disco stick to himself.

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Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner: Sex Scene, Black Eyes and the Future – PHOTOS

In honor of the Twihards who haven’t slept in the past week because they were vibrating with excitement over the releasing of ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn,’ here is some EW week interview goodness with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner. The trio talks about the infamous sex scene, Kristen giving Chris Hemsworth a black eye, the birth scene and Taylor’s next project.

Read into it/interpret how you like…

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Justin Bieber’s Baby Momma – Mariah Yeater Posts Topless PHOTOS

I am going to let Mariah Yeater’s Grand Pappy open this one…

“Eddie Markhouse tells Inside Edition that his granddaughter, Mariah Yeater, doesn’t lie: “I don’t know the whole story. But, from what I understood, she met him at a concert and he sent two security guards down off of the stage to bring her backstage to meet him,” Markhouse said. “She said they partied, had some drinks and they indulged in sex … She’s basically an honest good person. She’s got a big heart. She’s a good kid and she loves this baby.”

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Ashton Kutcher PR Team Trying to Destroy Mistress

The saga of Ashton Kutcher’s peripatetic peen continues. The replacement ‘Two and a Half Men’ star was caught clubbing during his 6 year wedding anniversary and reportedly having sex with someone who wasn’t Demi Moore. (Click HERE for more torrid details and photos of his affair…)

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Demi Lovato to Reveal Miley Cyrus Drug Secrets in Tell All Book ?!

Demi Lovato has aired out most of her vices in rehab. The fallen Disney star went through treatment for several personal issues including cutting, bipolar struggles and eating disorders. After her treatment a fellow rehabber claimed that Demi was very open about her troubles. Those rehab confessions included her relationship with Joe Jonas, who allegedly treated her like a sex object and packs a little punch, and smoking weed with Miley Cyrus. (Click HERE for more on that…)

Early yesterday (August 23) Lovato went on a brief Twitter tirade about friends encouraging her to do drugs. She then threatened to write a tell-all book that would detail the secret life of “Hollywood brats” and “shady hanger-oners.” Demi then Un-Followed Miley Cyrus. After sharing her thoughts and cutting out Miley, the account was then temporarily suspended and the Tweets deleted.

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Ke$ha and Lady Gaga Nude Photos Stolen

The Associate Press reported that two German hackers are being hauled in for investigation. The 17 and 23 year old are in custody for targeting celebrities and helping themselves to songs, files and photos.

Lady Gaga and Ke$ha were two of the named celebs. Another female singer was also hit with a blackmail scam that demanded cash in exchange for the stolen nude pics.

John Travolta’s doppelganger has already been hit with a naked picture leak that hit the net. (Click HERE for that story…) Lady Gaga shows up scantily clad and nearly nude at every opportunity so it’s hard anything to clutch the pearls and shout ESCANDALO! at.

David Beckham Cheating on Victoria with a Hooker – Irman Nici PHOTOS

It is pretty much safe to say that everyone is a sex maniac and can’t keep their naughty bits to themselves. So In Touch is pointing the whore finger (which I am guessing looks like a big foam finger that is pink and accessorized with Ambien) at the Beckhams.

The mag claims that David Beckham cheats on Victoria Beckham constantly. The article equates him to Tiger Woods by detailing his love for hookers. Allegations are that he indulges in threesomes and doesn’t wear condoms when he hooks up with other women. He reportedly paid a prostitute, Irma Nici, $10,000 a night for her services.

She blabbed to the rag that she engaged in sexy times with Beckham on 5 different occasions in 2007 which typically included an hour of foreplay and 15 minutes of actual sex.

Per In Touch Via Huffington Post:

“It was a high,” Irma, 26, tells In Touch. “All of these women dream of being with him, and I got to hook up with him. It was very exciting.” Irma claims that after agreeing on a price of $10,000 to stay the night, the two spent the next hour engaged in steamy foreplay. Irma says she then “whipped out” a condom and the two had sex for 15 minutes, but it was “nothing freaky,” she remembers. “He was very gentle and kind.” On a scale of 1 to 10, Irma rates David a 7½ as a lover. “He knew what he was doing.” She also recalls that David used lotion from the hotel bathroom to pleasure himself. “It was perfumed, so it kind of burned him!”

Nici continued to weave a tale about David’s dissatisfaction with Posh’s uber thin and frail body.

“During their initial sexual encounter, David even opened up about wife of 11 years, Victoria. Irma says that David told her he preferred Victoria’s old curvier body. “He was saying that he liked her body more before,” she says. David also revealed to Irma that he is “more of a butt man than a breast man.”

A rep for the Beckhams denied any extramarital activities have taken place and assert they are going to sue.

“The rumors are completely untrue and totally ridiculous, as the magazine was clearly told before publication. Sadly we live in a world where a magazine can print lies and believe they can get away with it. We are taking legal action against the magazine.”

The man is ridiculously wealthy and built like a Grecian god…why is he paying for sex? Sure he sounds like a British Kristin Chenoweth, but I’d still hit it free of charge. (You know…if he wasn’t married and didn’t have hooker cooties.)

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John Stamos Facing Statutory Rape Allegations and Extortion

Uncle Jesse is a straight up perv with a love of coke and strippers according to Florida woman.

24 year old Allison Coss is in court and airing out dirty laundry that claims John Stamos attempted to get her drunk and have sex with her. It’s a lovely story that has all your favorite lines of extortion, drugs and old dudes trying to nail younger women.

Via Yahoo:

“Henderson and Assistant U.S. Attorney Maarten Vermaat agreed in their opening statements that Coss and Stamos met in Orlando, Fla., in 2004 — shortly after Stamos had separated from his wife, actress and supermodel Rebecca Romijn. The couple divorced the next year.

Henderson said Stamos, now 46, noticed Coss and another girl at a club, asked friends to bring them over and later invited the star-struck teens to his hotel room. Stamos ordered a drink for Coss even after she told him she was 17, Henderson said.

Two women who worked as strippers eventually showed up in the room with a bag of cocaine, she said, and Coss and her friend took a picture of Stamos bending over a table where the drugs had been laid out.”

Queue Lindsay Lohan entering the court and screaming “he was just taking a picture with a fan!” That didn’t really happen, but you know when the subject of cocaine photos come up her ears perk up and she is aware of a disturbance in the force. Regardless, the story continues with claims that John tried to diddle her but she was all… ‘Ew, old balls. No thanks.’

“Henderson said Stamos and Coss later kissed on a bed and got into a hot tub together after Stamos undressed and Coss stripped to her underwear. She said Stamos offered to perform oral sex on Coss, but she declined. Stamos eventually became frustrated, broke a bedpost with his hand and left the room before apologizing and inviting Coss to spend the night, which she did, Henderson said. For the next few years, they maintained a “flirty kind of relationship” by e-mail, Henderson said.”

Because email is the route of all evil, a few more emails from some unknown ho who called herself “Jessica T.” She claimed he was the father of her unborn child. Later a fellow who called himself “Brian L” hit Uncle Jesse’s inbox demanding $680,000 for photos of him posing next to the cocaine or they were going to be sold to a magazine.

Stamos called the FBI and a sting went down. In the end, Allison Coss and her sidekick, Scott Sippola, were both arrested. No photos of Stamos snorting the bad shiz were found in their homes.

What did we learn today kittens?