Brad Pitt Tells Angelina Jolie to Shut Up

Once again, the tabs are yelling from the mountain tops that Brad and Angelina are fighting over their children, Angie’s past whoredom or Jennifer Aniston driving by and crying. Life and Style claims that Brad Pitt is furious of Angelina Jolie flapping her ho-hole to Vanity Fair about Shiloh’s penchant for dressing like Chaz Bono.

“She likes tracksuits, she likes [regular] suits. She likes to dress like a boy. She wants to be a boy. So we had to cut her hair. She likes to wear boys’ everything. She thinks she’s one of the brothers.”

Life and Style sources UK’s Closer mag and states that Brad is furious over her open admissions to Shiloh’s behavior.

“He’s upset that Shiloh is getting too much attention at the expense of the other children and has begged Angie to stop going on and on about Shiloh. Brad is very bothered by Angelina’s public statements. She’s being too revealing. Angelina release more telling information in a press junket than she does in conversations with friends.”

“And whenever there’s a disagreement – over Shiloh or anything else – a notoriously controlling Angie will overrule Brad, often harshly. ‘They get into vicious fights sometimes and Angelina can be very mean to him. Even when they’re out at dinner with friends, she sometimes snaps at him saying, ‘You’re wrong.’ She puts him in his place a lot.”

We all know that Maddox is the only one allowed to tell Angie to shut up. I am guessing he is filing his nails and rolling his eyes as the twins hold the mag open for him to read while he takes a bubble bath.

Angelina Jolie Talks Marriage, Pregnancy and Retirement – Vanity Fair PHOTOS

Angelina Jolie took a break from trying to seduce Johnny Depp (click HERE to read about those rumors) and cheating on Brad Pitt (click HERE to see those stories) to talk with Vanity Fair about her kids, acting and a possible marriage.

Regarding her rainbow nation of children: “No, I’m not pregnant. We’re not opposed to it. But we want to make sure we can give everybody special time. They’re kids now, and can play together, but they’re going to need a lot more talking in the middle of the night, like I did with my mom for hours. We want to make sure we don’t build a family so big that we don’t have absolutely enough time to raise them each really well. Mad’s a real intellectual, which I can take no credit for genetically. He’s great at school, great at history. He feels like he could be a writer or travel the world and learn about places and things. Zahara’s got an extraordinary voice and is just so elegant and well spoken. Shiloh’s hysterically funny, one of the goofiest, most playful people you’ll ever meet. Knox and Viv are classic boy and girl. She’s really female. And he’s really a little dude.”

Regarding marriage: “We aren’t against getting married,” but “it’s just like we already are. Children are clearly a commitment, a bigger commitment [than marriage]. It’s for life.”

Regarding Retirement: ““It’s not the most important thing in my life. Acting helped me as I was growing up. It helped me learn about myself, helped me travel, helped me understand life, express myself, all those wonderful things. So I’m very, very grateful, it’s a fun job. It’s a luxury. Look, I’m at work today in the middle of Venice. But I don’t think I’ll do it much longer.” Jolie says this reassessment is mostly due to her family: “Because I have a happy home….I got back from work last night, and everybody was playing music and dancing and I suddenly found myself dancing around with a bunch of little fun crazy people.”
She also mentions that Brad’s icky looking goat beard doesn’t bother her simply stating she loves him “in every state.”

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Angelina Jolie and Ethan Hawke AFFAIR

Another day another tell-all about Angelina Jolie. This time the claims include: sexy making with Ethan Hawke, Lenny Kravitz and Ralph Fiennes. (We already knew she tapped Voldemort – Click HERE for the Jolie Fiennes latex story).

Honestly I would be more shocked to read a tell-all that talked about how she eats Lean Pockets while watching ‘Chuck.’The mag also reportedly dug up old quotes from Jolie’s pre-baby purchasing days and stuffed it into a story about being a voodoo-witch doctor type.

“She keeps dried powders made from herbs and roots close to her body for protection and does “cutting and voodoo rituals.”

I highly doubt that as she would fear the transference of calories by proximity. There is also some nuttery about Angelina Jolie humping Ethan Hawke while he was married to Uma Thurman. Of course she did. We all know married/taken men are on Jolie’s list of fetishes along with pleather, children from worn torn countries and Nice ‘n Easy: Gray Solution.

There is one viable shred of believability to the story…Brad Pitt was recently freed from his goat pin to have a night out with the boys. The mag reported that it was Brad “at his happiest when out he’s buzzed and talkin’ up a storm.” That I believe because you know Maddox picks who gets to have the talking stick at dinner and since Shiloh will hold the phone to his ear while he files his nails she gets earns it.

Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston Back Together?!?

It just wouldn’t be Wednesday is we didn’t have yet another report that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are getting back together. Sigh. So boring. So 2005.

In Touch Weekly has scored the golden cover story this week. The mag is reporting that Pitt and Aniston met up on the night of April 23 at an “intimate location”. I never thought of the 405 rest stop as intimate, but to each her own.

To top this off, the magazine also has a photo showing that Aniston and Pitt were spotted wearing the same necklace. Oh, the scandal.

This also comes just a day after reports were made that Aniston’s BFF Courtney Cox-Arquette and her husband what’s his face, were spotted talking to Pitt. Perhaps she asked him where he got his necklace.

Via Perez Hilton:

“Instead of ignoring him, Courteney chatted away with Brad all night. The three were in great spirits and seemed really happy to see each other, reported the snitch.”

I am sorry kids, but I am pretty sure Saint Angelina has a tether strapped to Brad’s ankle at this point. Anytime he gets within a hundred feet of Aniston it sends an electric shock through his body. This must explain that annoyed look Pitt had on his face through most of the Oscars.

Let’s take an informal poll, shall we? Tomorrow Brangelina will emerge from hiding together with how many of their kids? Maddox, Pax, and Z are pretty much givens at this point. Shiloh, likely. But what about the twins? They’ll be all smiles pushing the kids on a swing at a park or at a museum somewhere. Bet.

Brad Pitt and Oprah Talk About “Love of His Life” Angelina Jolie

Jennifer Aniston is gonna kill her. Or at the very least cut her off the Christmas card list.

Brad Pitt gave an interview to the almighty Oprah he appeared on the show he talked about his litter of children who he calls the “funniest people.” After admitting that he can only handle taking care of 4 of them at a time, he confirmed he and Angelina Jolie will “probably” have more.

“It’s the greatest endeavor I’ve ever taken on,” he says. “Why stop now?”

Of course lovey talk followed. Oprah told Brad that “Angelina Jolie is the love of his life.” At this moment Jennifer exploded and subsequently demanded an appearnce on Oprah to talk about how glorious John Mayer is and to confirm Pitt’s teeny-peeny rumor. Ok…so I am not sure on that, but I can only imagine. To further the knife in Jen’s heart, Opie asked if “this is the happiest he’s ever been.” He replied… “Dare I say.”

Ouch. Then he goes on to further gush about the kids. Apparently Shiloh really digs Peter Pan and only answers to the name John or Peter. Meanwhile, Pax hates the “naughty chair” and pees on it in rebellion of his timeout.

Ugh. One more reason children are not my forte. That and when people judge you when you are drinking before noon. Totally unrealted, but just one more thing that annoys me.

Source: Us Magazine