Colton Haynes Shirtless – PHOTOS

Back by popular demand, the Hollywood Dame Gun Show has returned! This is entirely and unabashedly a gratuitous post featuring ‘Teen Wolf’ star, Colton Haynes, shirtless.

The Kansas native showed off a well built bod while strolling on the beach in Malibu on Tuesday. I could go about the glory of each pectoral muscle, but that would just sound shallow. So here are some random facts to make you feel better about being a perv…

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Gerard Butler Shirtless for Celtic VS Manchester – PHOTOS

Here is your morning Would You Hit It? moment. Gerard Butler is like some body morphing manimal. He can be a bit paunchy one day and have the abs that look like a warm Cinnabon waiting for icing the next morning.

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Matt Lauer Cheating Scandal

This one is from the National Enquirer kittens, so let’s all put on our imagination caps and venture to the land of guessing and make believe.

According to the rag, Matt Lauer has left his wife, model Annette Roque, after 12 years of marriage. The cover screams it and mentions a “new cheating scandal rocking his marriage.” This isn’t the first report of infidelity and the couple actually separated while Roque was pregnant in 2006. They later reconciled before their divorce they filed became official. The separation gave fuel to the rumors that Matt was having sexy times with a married 26 year old shortly before he and Annette married.

This wouldn’t surprise me as every man with any kind of celebrity status has gone sex maniac crazy. Matt is a bit of a ladies man. It’s the furry abs….

Johnny Depp is a Unicorn

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Says GQ magazine:

“Johnny Depp’s a unicorn—a really glamorous, one-of-a-kind eccentric. Usually guys try to fit in; they don’t want to get criticized. At any red-carpet event, there are going to be guys who look spiffy in their Prada or Armani tuxedos, but you wait for Johnny Depp, because he’s always going to look super-groovy and unconventional. He wears great man jewelry. He doesn’t shy away from color. He’s always peeking through his amazing hair. It doesn’t matter if Johnny Depp’s lying in a ditch—he’s always going to look incredible.”

True. Really there is no news value and this is simply gratuitous. Enjoy Johnny Depp shirtless on the cover of GQ!

Hugh Jackman Gun Show – Photos

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Hellllllooooo Wolverine! Hugh Jackman hit the beach and put on a lovely gun show to ease the pain of your Monday morning. Alas, with furry man candy above and below, I could be writing about the secret of life (pecan waffles) or where the Holy Grail is located (Wal-Mart) and no one will know because you are all getting your perv on with Hugh.

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Taylor Lautner the New Face of Giorgio Armani?

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It looks like ‘New Moon’ werewolf Taylor Lautner is taking a page from the David Beckham handbook.

Word on the street is that Lautner is being considered as the face of Armani’s latest fragrance and affordable clothing campaign.

Via In Touch:

“Giorgio has offered Taylor a deal rumored to be worth millions for the ads,” an insider reveals.

And although a rep for Taylor denies the story, the insider adds, “Taylor is flattered and really considering it.”

Lautner, who added 30+ pounds to play werewolf Jacob Black will likely be sporting t-shirts as opposed to Beckham’s briefs. Sorry ladies.

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Images Via: WENN.com

Taylor Lautner’s Rolling Stone Cover and Out Takes – See Them HERE!

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The Frisky has brought forth unto Twifans and crazed Team Jacob panty wearing moms the Taylor Lautner Rolling Stone Cover. (Sounds of a choir of children singing and doves being released.)

Yes, I’m sure this will be the best selling Rolling Stone cover of the year, easily! However, this is likely the last Taylor Lautner cover shot for awhile with the “New Moon” opening behind us. Now we need to wait a couple months for the PR machine to rev up again in anticipation of “Eclipse” in June. By then Lautner will even be of legal age, which will make this whole operation going on of half naked pictures completely legal for us non-teenaged Twi-hards to drool over. Is he really only 17 years old?! …Excuse me while my almost-30 behind goes and bathes in some holy water.

You can see more Outtakes of Taylor Lautner’s Rolling Stone Photos by Click HERE.

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Images Via: Rolling Stone

Taylor Lautner Kissing Taylor Swift Plus Shirtless ‘New Moon’ Photos

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Sorry ladies… Taylor Lautner has already lined up his Valentine for 2010, and Taylor Swift is the lucky one. The duo recently wrapped up shooting the movie “Valentines Day” due in theaters, you guessed it, February 14th. The buffed up wolf and the country crooner play a onscreen couple who fall in love. Pictures of the two kissing in the movie have hit the internet and I don’t doubt there are a few “Team Jacob” fans who are throwing daggers at the computer screen this very moment. Swift calls getting the chance to kiss Lautner “life-changing” – Yeah, no kidding! I am dying to know how many girls are so jealous of Taylor Swift right now? Come on, girls you can admit it!

And, as an extra little treat for our readers, we also have something hot to warm you up for the cooler weekend ahead! “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” Wolfpack members Alex Meraz, Bronson Pelletier, Kiowa Gordon and Tyson Houseman were seen shirtless on set while filming the new movie trying to keep warm wearing bathrobes and Uggs. Only thing that could possibly make this even hotter is Taylor Lautner…. Enjoy!

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Images Via: EclipseMovie

Mario Lopez Gun Show

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I love a good Gun Show especially on a Friday. Of course, hot, shirtless male celebrities are good any day of the week. Mario Lopez is the latest to go shirtless and show off his taught rippley-ness. He ran a triathlon in Miami and I am sure you don’t really care why.
Keep your eyes peeled for a Gun Show Contest coming soon!

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Kellan Lutz Gun Show Photos

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Here we have the buff and delicious Kellan Lutz giving us a gun show. Do you really care why? I didn’t think so. Kellan is most recently known for his role in the Twilight saga. He plays the incredibly strong and playful Emmet Cullen.

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Image Via: JJB