Farrah Fawcett is Dying ?!!?

Keep your fingers, toes and eyes crossed kids. Farrah Fawcett is said to be on her death bed.

The “Charlie’s Angels” starlet has been battling anal cancer for nearly 3 years. Radar is reporting that things aren’t looking good for Farrah as she is back in the hospital once again. According to the source close to her, she has been there for days and is currently surrounded by her family and friends.

“Long-time love Ryan O’Neal has been by Farrah’s bedside, as has troubled son Redmond, who bolted from rehab earlier this week.”

Fawcett is not expected to live much longer. She is currently unconscious and unresponsive.

Our hearts and hopes go out to Farrah and her loved ones.

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Miley Cyrus Has Heart Condition and Fuzzy Feelings For Nick Jonas

Miley Cyrus wants everyone to know she has a heart condition. The condition, called tachycardia, causes her heart to beat irregularly but isn’t life-threatening.

Miley reveals this information to her fans in her autobiography “Miles to Go,” which I am certain she penned on her own with no outside help from anyone.

In the book, she also talks about her messy break-up with Nick Jonas.

Per US Weekly:

“Wow! I was so in love. Do you know what I’m talking about? The kind of love where the sun could shine or not shine all day long and you wouldn’t care.”

OK. Maybe she did write the book on her own.

Never fret Miley and Jo-Bro fans, she gets into more detail about her tumultuous relationship with the tween heartbreaker by revealing her motivation behind her song, “7 Things I Hate About You”:

“I was angry when I wrote ‘7 Things’. I wanted to punish him, to get back at him for hurting me. It starts with a list of what I ‘hate.’ But I’m not a hater. My heart knew from the start that it was going to turn into a love song. Why does he get a love song? Because I don’t hate him.”

If she didn’t write this book on her own, someone at the publishing company needs to retake high school English.

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Katy Perry Pukes at London’s BRIT Awards

Katy Perry threw up backstage at the BRIT Awards yesterday in London, moments after Lionel Richie presented her the award for Best International Female.

No, it wasn’t from being boozy. The “I Kissed A Girl” singer reportedly felt ill all day, but managed to make it to the ceremony to pick up the gong. Perry managed to send a text message to gossip blogger Perez Hilton, saying she felt it was very punk rock to “barf and bail”. Congrats to Katy and her “barf and bail.” Hey, at least she won!

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Katie Holmes Suffering from Exhaustion – Photos

Poor Katie Holmes is looking like a reheated mess complete with herpes flair up.

Holmes has been working hard to keep Suri Cruise in sunglass and footwear that cost more than my first car. She has been doing two shows of “All My Sons”on a daily basis and filling the role of single parent while Tom Cruise is off gallivanting around pimping his latest attempt at redemption, “Valkyrie.” Meanwhile, Katie looks like she wandered out of concentration camp.

She exited her evening show at the Schoenfeld Theatre in Manhattan after celebrating her 30th birthday this past week. She was sporting blisters on her feet, scabs from her latest flair up and she looked as though she hadn’t slept in days. The Daily Mail claims that her health is coming into question.

Buck up baby. When you hand over soul to Xenu (which is basically Tom wearing lifts and a leather jacket) you have to pay the price. So what if you look like you just took a whores bath in a TJ Max bathroom? As my father would say, “It’s nothing a shot of whiskey and some Windex won’t take care of!”

What Others Said:

Socialite’s Life- “It’s important to set aside time to stop and eat the cupcakes. I would have said “smell the roses,” but it’s not nearly as filling or delicious.”

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