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Sienna Miller will have to get a pregnant lady bikini to go yachting in Ibiza. New reports state that the princess of ho strollin’ is knocked up.
After hopping off Jude Law’s nanny philandering wagon and wedding band snatchin’ Balthazar Getty, Sienna has been dating Tom Sturridge. The rag states that a source (probably a part timer who works at Boots in Skegness) shared the news that the couple is expecting, but they aren’t getting married.
Select celebrity stylists are going to wake up with mutilated Hermes scarves and mannequin heads in their beds. Some of stylists to the stars have spilled some secrets when it comes to their celebrity clients insecurities and dirty style secrets. Star mag reports that Joe is the most self-conscious Jonas Brother, Aguilera is very aware of her fuller figure, Sienna Miller refuses to wear panties, Nicki Minaj will fire anyone who doesn’t please her and Ciara won’t hear of something being ill fitting….
Joe Jonas – “The hunky Disney star makes girls swoon, but he’s horribly insecure about his big thighs! “Joe works out like a fiend but he can’t seem to lean out his thighs. His brothers tease him for having thunder thighs, but it isn’t a joke for Joe. He’s worried about developing stretch marks and dimpling on his thighs, so he uses anti-cellulite cream.” (My little no-heart feels for him.)
Christina Aguilera – “Christina hates being short, it really bothers her. She tries hard to look as tall as she can. That’s why she often wears one solid color — she thinks it makes her look leaner.
Sienna Miller – “Sienna loves her push up bras because she wants her breasts to look perky. But underwear? Never. I don’t think she even owns a pair.”
Nicki Minaj – “If a stylist can’t get Nicki the exact look she’s requesting, she will fire you on the spot. One time, she fired a stylist when she told Nicki that she was unable to get the material she wanted from one of the top couture collections. It turned out that the couture designer simply didn’t want to work with Nicki!”
Ciara – “Ciara can be difficult and sometimes gets snickers in the styling community because she always has a set idea on how she should look and rarely takes her stylist’s tips. As a result, you have a gorgeous woman who has the potential to look better than she does because she’ll wear something that pros see as ill-fitting.”
Uma Thurman, Mel Gibson and Kendra Wilkinson are the worst smelling celebs according to several stylists spilling to the mag. Uma’s cigarette habit and Mel’s breathe and B.O. are enough to make you wish you temporarily lose the power of smell. Kendra will burp and fart in front of you without hesitation.
Jennifer Aniston “looks fantastic naked,” but one of her wardrobe handlers also mentioned that she gets bad finger fungus outbreaks that eat away at her nails. (Really? If that is her biggest problem I’d still trade her bodies in a heart beat.)
Lady Gaga skipped out on a bill. She had a custom made outfit put together and only paid for the material. Gaga reportedly left the designer with no compensation for their hours of work.
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Joe can’t be too self conscious about his thunderous thighs. He busted out a leotard and did a version of “Single Ladies” back in 2009. Sure, he could probably crack walnuts with ‘em, but he didn’t seem to mind when he was trying not to look too queeny while strutting to some Beyonce….
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The pretty couldn’t last.
People Magazine has confirmed that Jude Law and his on-again-off-again girlfriend, Sienna Miller have split.
“It is mutual and amicable and they are still friends. It was an entirely an end-of-the relationship decision. It had run its course.”
Law and Miller were engaged in late 2004, but Miller called off the engagement about a year and a half later when it became known that Law was spreading his fancy with his children’s nanny.
The two reconciled in 2009 following Miller’s affair with the married actor, Balthazar Getty.
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I have returned from my Pop Tart rehab kittens. So I decided to kick off my toaster pastries free morning with a report on when celebrities lost their virginity. Consider yourself lucky that we don’t have another post on Lindsay Lohan’s drunken ramblings. (We do. I am a tease.)
Tina Fey confirmed her magic number was 24. While on David Letterman the “30 Rock” star stated that waiting so long wasn’t “by choice.”
Matthew McConaughey was a teen when he ventured into the realm of sex. He squealed to Playboy in 2008 that he was just 15, but wanted to be a gentleman and gave no further details.
Paris Hilton was also just 15 when Randy Spelling claims to have first ridden the human STD dispenser.
Sienna Miller said buh-bye to being a virgin at 16. She admitted that she and her mother were very open about her safety and begged her to “do it at home if you are going to do it at all.” (Via Us)
Megan Fox had managed to keep it in her pants until she was 17. She described her first time as “nice” thanks to the fact that she was “in love” when she gave it up.
Before Tiger Woods was peeing on hookers, he lost his virginity to a high school girlfriend at the age of 17. “We would wait for my parents to go to bed and then make out on the sofa in front of the television for hours. We were first boyfriend and girlfriend in all sense of the word.” (Via NY Post)
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In September of 2009 some ho won the baby daddy lottery and gave birth to Jude Law’s fourth child. (He has 3 other children with his ex wife Sadie Frost.) It is now January of 2010 ( a reminder just in case you are still in your champagne hangover) and Jude has yet to meet his lovechild, Sophia.
Law has been busy playing slap and tickle with Sienna Miller on a beach in Barbados to stop and see his daughter. (Click HERE for more photos of Jude Law and Sienna Miller reunited.) However, baby momma Samantha Burke is all tingly with giggles as Jude reportedly called her around Christmas to make arrangements to meet baby Sophia.
“She’s over the moon. She was hurt he had not seen Sophia,” a source told British newspaper the News of The World. “She told us they would get back together but I think Jude just feels a responsibility to his daughter,” revealed the insider. “Sam is also considering moving to London. It could be the career chance she wanted.”
Aww…so this Burke ho is delusional. Well, she will have gobs of child support cash to console her.
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The lovely team at Celebitchy featured the National Enquirer story that delves into who is gay in Hollywood. With reasoning like “he played a homosexual in a movie” and “he likes to dance” as their evidence of being a closeted gay…you can imagine how much this amuses me.
I only be but a humble a blogger (you have to say it like a pirate), but their list is laughable. Come…giggle with me:
*Zac Efron : The tabloid claims that because he is big into musicals, dancing and singing…this makes him gay. He has been dating his co-star, Vanessa Hudgens, for years and they claim she is a contractual beard.
*Selma Blair: This from ‘Cruel Intentions’ is their biggest backing along with a failed marriage.
*Courtney Love: Gay, straight…whatever she is isn’t what interests me. It’s who is willing to stick their naught parts near her claws that is the real question.
*Lance Armstrong: This stemmed from the time he was hanging out with Matthew McConaughey and Jake Gyllenhaal while wearing coordinating outfits and doing beach workouts together. He has several children and an even longer list of ladies he has bedded.
*Tommy Lee: Here we have a man slut who strikes me as the type to poke anything pretty with a pulse.
*Sienna Miller: Really? She is like penis magnet. Married…unmarried…English..Welsh… I am pretty sure to be a lesbian you can’t have a peen fetish.
*Anderson Cooper: Probably because he and his boyfriend have been photographed together?
*Ryan Seacrest: WHAT?!? No way! He dated Teri Hatcher for an entire day! (Please note sarcasm.)
*Colin Farrell: Again… with the logic of: he did a gay sex scene in film and thusly he is gay. He is also a huge supporter of the gay community and that is probably due to the fact his brother is gay. He actually just attended his bro’s wedding a few weeks ago.
*Hugh Jackman: He is one multi-faceted man. Jackman can grab some hair gel and become Wolverine one minute and the next he is singing show tunes with Beyonce while wearing gold lame pants. He is also married with several adopted children.
*Kevin Spacey : This I believe. My gaydar goes on red alert upon seeing him, but more importantly is the fact he has been seen in the notorious gay cruising area in London on several occasions. He even claimed he was “mugged” in the area at 4:30 in the morning. Photos of him de-panting a young man on his lap don’t help either. (See below by clicking “Read More…” at the bottom.)
*Alex Trebeck: Been married twice and is claimed to be a bit of a womanizer. Maybe it’s a bluff. Maybe I don’t care.
*Tyra Banks & Kimora Lee Simmons: They both get the tag because they have jobs related to fashion.
*Adam Lambert: Obviously…he came out as preferring the company of men in Rolling Stone.
*Neil Patrick Harris: Umm…he is openly gay so I am not sure why they feel they needed to out someone who is already out and more flamboyant that Elton John’s fanny pack. Regardless…I adore him and I give him accolades for being so damn adorable.
*Megan Fox : Obviously this ho will spread for male, female and manimal if it gets her some attention.
*Vin Diesel : He has stated that he wanted to only “date in Europe” because they know about the “code of silence.” Vin has been dating Paloma Jimenez for years. He has a daughter who was born on April 2, 2008. But having babies and beards doesn’t always equal a straight man.
*Cher : Here we have one of the reigning queens of the gay icons. Her fan base is stereotypically gay. Her daughter, formerly Chastity now Chaz, stepped out as gay and is currently undergoing a sex change.
*Kirstie Alley : The Enquirier states that she is chubby and hasn’t been in any kind of relationship outside of cheeseburger loving in years. She is an outspoken Scientologist and they aren’t very gay friendly so maybe she isn’t gay or straight…maybe she is Clay Aiken-ish.
*Barry Manilow : Well…he was once married 1964 to Susan Deixler, but the wedding was annulled in 1965. Since then he has enjoyed the company of young buff men.
*Pink: She is buff and has the image of a tranny, but her marriage to Carey Hart seems legit.
*Drew Barrymore: During interviews she isn’t afraid to talk about how much she likes boobies and women’s bodies. It may land her in the maybe category, but Drew strikes me as the type to marry a sex toy and call it good.
*Jamie Foxx: His arrogance may land him in the catty queen category, but the gay rumors were started by a woman he dumped.
*Dale Earnhardt Jr.: Dude lives alone and plays video games all day so in the eyes of the Enquirer, he is gay. If that logic is true, then every single male in the world is homo too.
*Kate Moss: Cokey loves her some 3somes and orgies so I think it’s safe to say she’d hump anything with pulse.
*Robert Pattinson: He once made a joke that he was gay and played a gay man in the movie ‘Little Ashes.’
Notice some of the bigger names that have the gay connotation? Jake Gyllenhaal is a favorite of gay speculation but, as Celebitchy pointed out, he among a few others are noticeably missing. So before you pay $2.95 for the scoop on who is gay in Hollywood remember that the logic behind their assumption. If one is gay for playing a gay man then Robert Downey Jr. is actually Iron Man and Sherlock Holmes…Julia Roberts is actually a hooker and Will Smith has saved the planet from aliens on several occasions.
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It seems Jude Law and Sienna Miller can’t get enough of one another…still…after all these years…and all these baby mamas…and all these married men.
Gross.
The two are both working on Broadway in New York, he in ‘Hamlet’ and she in “After Miss Julie,’ (and me, puking in the Dame’s trash can). Once again, the dynamic duo were spotted at hot spot The Box, drinking, being merry, and slutting it up.
“They came in together and got a table with a few friends around 1 a.m.,” the source dished. “At one point, Jude ordered shots for the two of them, and he was egging her on to take one. They were laughing a lot and whispering to each other – it looked like they were genuinely having a good time.”
Naturally, Law’s rep denied the two are romantically linked. This is the same rep that denied he fathered a child with that “actress” who later sold pics of their baby to the tabloids. Definitely a reliable source.
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Lindsay Lohan has been going through men faster than you can say free clinic. Most recently she has been linked Balthazar Getty (Sienna Miller’s married boyfriend) and Gerard Butler. After Samantha Ronson dumped Lindsay and her issues, it is being said that she has been on the hunt for one night stands as she club hops.
Her latest victim is rumored to be Ryan Phillippe. Despite the fact that he is supposedly dating Abbie Cornish, the woman he had an affair with while still married, a growing buzz insists Lohan and Phillippe have hooked up several times. A spy who blabbed about their supposed tryst said that they met up at club Voyeur this past weekend. While they maintained a distance through the night, Lohan approached Ryan twice before they were later spotted leaving together.
This isn’t the first time Lindsay and Phillippe reportedly hooked up. In April one of the “Mean Girls” starlet’s friends stated that Linds had their first sex-only-meeting.
“They definitely hooked up,” a Lohan pal tells US Weekly (print edition April 11, 09), adding “It was the first time.” And maybe not the last. A second Lohan confidant says the actress has been telling friends that they hooked up again later in the week and have been texting. “Lindsay’s not really into him,” the source cautions. “But obviously she loves the drama. She thinks he’s hot.”
She has made it no secret since Ryan and Reese Witherspoon divorced that she has wanted a piece of him. Howard Stern even probed Phillippe in 2008 during an interview over her desires to add him to the notches on her bed post.
“I know Lindsay Lohan wanted you,” Howard noted. “Yeah,” Ryan said nodding.”
Lets hope these two were merely just breathing the same air and Lohan mistook that for hooking up.
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On August 28th in New York, the Devil’s lair will be publicly seen. The making of the September issue of Vogue has been filmed and detailed in a documentary centering around the fabled Ice Queen, Anna Wintour. Personally, I deem her a fierce deity of fashion and she gets the job done with a set of lady balls the size of watermelons.
To promote the debut of “The September Issue,” she hit David Letterman to talk about fashion on a budget, the bench mark magazine and the documentary. He went and addressed the book turned film “The Devil Wears Prada” being about her dominatrix style of work. (We all know not to laugh at belts we see as identical. Move on.) She handled herself very well and even made a few jokes.
This is just me, but for the love of my new Gucci boots….why is Sienna Miller on the cover of such a huge issue? This is why I miss the days when models graced the covers of mags and not some washed up skank able to squeeze into leather pants staring blankly at me.
These posters are pretty slick if you ask me. Just posted at Joblo, the posters don’t really tell you too much about the movie, but I am certain the top one is of my pseudo-boyfriend Channing Tatum.
Now when I was growing up I don’t remember “G.I. Joe” being this slick. I remember all the ads for the toys and cartoon being gritty and ever-so masculine. This movie seems to be deviating from this pattern, and I don’t know yet whether it upsets me or not. In the end, if they stay true to the storyline I watched as a child, all will be good. This very well could be the next “Transformers“.
“G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra” is coming out August 2009, and stars Dennis Quaid, Marlon Wayans (really??), Channing Tatum (yum!) and Sienna Miller. The plot centers on an elite squad of special operatives who take on an evil organization, led by a notorious arms dealer. As long as they cheesily work in the ‘real American hero’ line, we will be all good.
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You know that old cliché about quitting while your ahead? Well, that means crap as long as nothing less than 7 figures sit behind a $. Get More: Movie Trailers, Movies Blog Michael Bay will be directing a fourth Transformers movie. No word on who will star in it or what it will be about, [...]
Miley Cyrus took to Twitter to announce that she has cut her hair. I am calling it news. It’s all in effort to escape the office filled with roses and teddy bears singing tunes about “cuppy-cakes.” You can thank Valentine’s Day for crap posts today.
Shane Harper is celebrating both Valentine’s Day and his 19th Birthday today with the official release of his self-titled debut album. The young star recently unveiled the music video for his latest single, “Rocketship,” which is featured on the new album along with “One Step Closer” and 10 other tracks.
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