[Taylor Swift SNL – Saturday Night Live Monologue Song Video]
Taylor Swift finally hosted Saturday Night Live. The highlight was her monologue which was done in song. The “Love Story” singer glanced over recent tabloid subjects like her relationship with “New Moon” wolf beast, Taylor Launter and her Kanye West VMA debacle. She also dug up her Joe Jonas issues. *Taylor Swift’s Monologue Song Lyrics are After the Cut – Click “Read More…” Below
“You might think I’d bring up Joe Jonas, that guy who broke up with me on the phone, but I’m not gonna mention him in my monologue. Hey Joe, I’m doing real well. Tonight, I’m hosting SNL but I’m not gonna brag about that in my monologue. La la la. Ha ha ha. La la la.”
After singing her way through the intro, her first skit was a spoof of Kate Gosselin on “The View.” She didn’t have the best material to work with but this skit featured the only real laughable material. Kenan dressed as Whoopi, made a remark about doctors visits related to H1N1.
“Last time I went to the doctor he poked his head in and said ‘Are you naked yet?’ And I said, ‘Honey, child I ain’t taken off my crocs.’”
[Taylor Swift SNL - Saturday Night Live Skits - Video]
The rest of the show made my bourbon taste boring, (yes, it’s a new thing I am trying, classy drinks make classy bitches) so I soon found myself chasing it with Snack Packs while hiding in the pantry. (I don’t like to share my SPs.) Even Swift’s ‘Twilight’ spoof was dull.
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