Fresh out of Samantha Burke’s oven comes her little botox funding machine. Jude Law’s baby momma has already sold the first photos of Sophia for around $300,000. Sophia is just 5 weeks old an hasn’t been taken out of the house very much so Burke could cash in on the first photos.

Via Daily Mail:

One source said: ‘Samantha may have got pregnant by accident but she’s a smart businesswoman.
‘The child has rarely left the house since her birth and when Samantha has had to take her out for some reason or the other, her face is carefully covered.’

I hate to slum it and admit that this disgusts even me, but this ho is like the Joe Jackson + Papa Joe Simpson + Jamie Spears hybrid of the new generation. I wouldn’t be surprised if Burke stood outside of Jude’s production of Hamlet and sold tickets to hold Sophia.

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