Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart PDA Dinner – Split Rumors Proven False

Pattinson finally shaved!

The subject of whether or not these two are humping on a full time basis exhausted my intrigue a long time ago, but Twihards are still holding a candle. So, for all those fangirls who scream like a soprano banshee on fire at the mere sight of Pattinson running his hand through his unicorn mane…this is for you.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been facing break up rumors since it became obvious they were more than just friends off set. Doesn’t help they were caught kissing at party by camera wielding onlookers. Current rumors are that Robert has a drinking problem and trying to start a music career (click HERE for that) which were followed by reports that Kristen is too jealous and possessive which led to a fictional split and most recently Emma Watson is allegedly out to nab Sparklepants from Kristen (click HERE for that ridiculous allegation). But a dinner the two had at Soho House in West Hollywood Saturday night proved they are still together.

Via E!:

“They were staring at each other throughout dinner and kept stealing quick kisses from one another during the night. Rob’s arm was around her for most of dinner and they kept looking at each other and giggling throughout the evening. They are definitely into each other.”

The dinner was after they had spent some time apart working. Rob was in London while Kristen was working on a film in Arizona called “On the Road.” Being that Soho is the place to be for VIPs, I am guessing this wasn’t supposed to be a show of unity for fellow patrons who happened to E! correspondents (see their Tweets below).

“They were by each other’s sides the entire night,” adds the eyewitness. “After dinner, Rob, Kristen and their friends moved to the patio where the group was smoking and the guys were drinking. Everyone was laughing and having a good time together, but you could tell Rob was doting on Kristen and making sure she was comfortable. They were next to each other everywhere the group went.”

There. They are back to making greasy hipster love. Happy?

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Jake Gyllenhaal Dating Rachel Bilson ?!

I am taking the rest of the day to give everyone my This Bitch look as news spreads that Jake Gyllenhaal is dating Rachel Bilson.

After Bilson’s engagement to Hayden Chirstensen fizzled and they split, Rachel is seeking comfort in the well built bod of Jake Gyllenhaal. They are both extremely private people and trying to keep their relationship quiet. Too bad a source revealed to Hollyscoop that they are hooking up.

“They’re trying to keep a low profile but they’re definitely dating.”

These claims started brewing a few weeks ago. Apparently they are taking the same pilates class at Studio City gym and “hit it off.” Jake’s reps shot down the rumor and laughed as they said the Gyllenhaal/Bilson romance was “not true.”

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Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Kissing – PHOTOS

Here we have Eyebrows awkwardly smooching his hired beard Ashley Greene in SoHo. Joe Jonas and Greene were photographed kissing just days after indulging in a baseball game at Coney Island. (Click HERE for those photos.) I stick by my assertion that this is in awkward pairing. Isn’t Ashley the trick who has nude photos of herself floating around on the net? (Yep, click HERE for those.) And isn’t Joe the Fairy Prince of Virginity?

I look forward to your letters.

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Robert and Kristen Stewart BREAK UP

Once again this tale comes from National Enquirer so let’s all put on our imagination caps and ride trolley to the land of make believe…

The story spins starting with Robert Pattinson escorting fellow Twilight saga starlet, Ashley Greene (who is said to be dating Joe Jonas), in place of lady love Kristen Stewart to the Teen Choice Awards. The rag theorizes that there is trouble in paradise and claims that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have broken up. (Because the logical answer of scheduling conflicts or Kristin’s admittance of not enjoying award shows was too obvious?)

Via National Enquirer:

“R-Pattz made the ‘difficult decision’ call it off with Kristen, who is pretending not to be caring but is very hurt inside. A source told MTV.com that Rob: “Now looks really happy, as if someone had lifted a great weight lifted.” The insider added that Kristen, who recently said that the unprecedented stardom with Twilight was ‘killing her’: “ does care, but it hurts more than it has been demonstrated.”

This isn’t the first (or last) breakup rumor Pattinson and Stewart have faced. Either way, their pr team is still playing the “There is Nothing to Break Up” card despite ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse‘ Producer Wyck Godfrey confirming they are dating. So before you get out your ho strollin’ heels and stalker binoculars I’d wait for a more reliable source that Enquirer to confirm.

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Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato BREAK UP

Eyebrows Jonas has gone to People to let everyone know he has dumped Demi Lovato. I am guessing she made fun of his bow tie.

Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato have broken up. The Disney encrusted couple went public with their “romance” in March. Rumors after the news of their break up went wild. Stories that Demi was already dating someone new after being dumped by Eyebrows on the phone began to circulate. Instead of riding the press benefits of a split, she hopped on Twitter to let everyone know she is NOT seeking solace in the crotch of a new man.

Via ddlovato:

“There are so many crazy rumors flying around today. I’d like to clear a few things up. First, Joe and I did split but it wasn’t over the phone. Things didn’t work out but we’ll remain friends. Secondly, I am NOT dating anybody already. Nothing is more important to me than the relationship I have with my fans. Just thought you guys should know this.”

Of course Joey wasn’t shy in telling the word he did the dumping. He released a poorly veiled I QUIT THAT statement.

“Demi and I knew going into our romantic relationship that it may not be an easy one. I realize over the time we have shared together that I feel I care more about our friendship right now. It was my choice to break up but I love her as a friend. She’s been there for me when I needed her. I will continue to be her friend and be there for her.”

He might have well just wrote…“Boobies scare me!”

Ryan Phillippe Whines to Howard Stern: I’m Tired of being S**t On!

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Oh yes kittens. I have a love/hate view of Ryan Phillippe. He is just one of the many men going sex maniac crazy in Hollywood right now. Comparatively, he appears to be saint-like when it comes to his fellow cheating cohorts. He isn’t begging to pee on anyone or running around in nothing but a German officer cap wielding a crotch guest list that that reads more like the line up for the Kat Von D lookalike contest.

Ryan Phillippe split with Abbie Cornish in February and it became a nasty feud of he-said, she-said when it came to who did the breaking up. Ryan went on Howard Stern to whine about the negativity that has surrounded him.

“”I have a new rule: not to date anyone who has a publicist. Who announces a breakup? I don’t understand that! There’s no need for that. I’ve been dumped on in the press for relationship stuff since Reese [Witherspoon] and I divorced. I’m tired of getting s*** on,” Phillippe, 35, told Stern (Via Us Magazine). “I don’t feel like I deserve it. Things happen! How many people have you broken up with over your life?”

Man-whore said what? Since cheating on Reese with Abbie, then reportedly cheating on Abbie after being spotted multiple times entertaining random blondes on his lap… I find it hard to feel sorry for the guy. However, if Clorox made a condom I would still consider hitting that.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows to be Split into THREE Films

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If your inner geek felt extra ticklish today it could be because Warner Brothers has decided to make the final Harry Potter film into three movies! The news broke this morning and I questioned the legitimacy as it is April Fools Day. However, respected Harry Potter fansite, Mugglenet, is insistent.

“We spoke to a source at Leavesden Studios, who revealed: “We’ve got to be honest. When we started shooting Deathly Hallows, none of us wanted to stop. We experienced a fan-gasm. The book is simply amazing, and we love the people we work with. Each time we shot a scene we shot way too much extra footage because we loved the content so much. Before we knew it, we had enough content to fill three films.” When the Potter production team shared this news with Warner Brothers, many higher-ups – most notably CEO Alan Horn – jumped on the opportunity to turn it into a three-part finale.”

So when will the films for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows hit? The first two installments will hit as planned in November and July but part three is said to have a two year delay and open in July of 2013!

“One source at Warner Brothers’ Burbank headquarters told us, “Mr. Horn got so excited when he heard about all the extra footage that he immediately jumped out of his chair, picked up his Looney Tunes commemorative pen, and started pretending to throw Avada Kedavra spells at other studio’s headquarters he could see out his window. He knows that other studios are gonna hate this news.”

Thoughts? Is is an April Fool’s joke? Maybe…

Kristen Stewart Refused to Date Robert Pattinson, Plus Wax Figure – Photos

Robert Pattinson has reportedly claimed that Kristen Stewart played hard to get, initially refusing to go on dates with her “Twilight” co-star.

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Per MyGloss:

“I do think Kristen is amazing. I wanted to work with her the moment I met her. Our chemistry was so good. I asked her out a lot but she wasn’t having it.”

Persistence paid off for the heartthrob, who finally won her over, and the pair have been romantically linked since last year. Meanwhile, for those of you who’ve been dying for a chance to get within stalking range of Sparklepants now can get a wee bit closer, thanks to Madame Tussaud’s craftsmen – Pattinson has been immortalized in wax! Being revealed today in NYC’s Times Square, Pattinson’s figure looks amazingly life-like, complete with his messy hairdo and a white v-neck/black blazer combo. How long before Rob’s figure gets romantically linked to one of his waxy costars?

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Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley Back Together – Photos

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It appears there is some kind of reconciliation for the Hot Topic Prince and Princess. Avril Lavigne and Deruck Whibley were spotted getting matching, custom tattoos on their right arms. The pair hit up a West Hollywood parlor in the wee hours of Sunday morning looking a bit tipsy . As they walked out they appeared very cozy and Deryck had his hand on Avril’s lower back.

Before their tattoo adventure they hit up Madeo/Chateau Marmont together. So are they back together? It appears they just might be. They split last October and Avril was bed hopping with pineapple princes, Brody Jenner, Wilmer Valderrama and Brandon Davis. I get the shivers with the thought of greasy STDs uniting to exhaust the world’s free clinic supply of Valtrex.

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Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Engagement Rumor Ring – Photos

Before you Twihards who are biding their time for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson to officially announce they are in love, want to have lots of sex and babies and get married consider the source this rumor is coming from.

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Now Magazine (the same mag that claimed Kristen Stewart was pregnant) is now claiming that KStew wants to go public with their relationship and get married.

Now Magazine Via MTV UK:

“She wants to get married and have kids, but Rob’s not ready. He gets stressed out whenever she starts talking commitment and it causes some nasty rows. Some people think Rob’s still set on playing the field.”

Another source said: “Rob’s so immature. He thinks that as this big movie star he can do whatever he wants, but he should realise [sic] that Kristen deserves better. Some of us wonder if he’s serious about her at all. He seems intent on keeping his options open. If he doesn’t grow up I don’t think the relationship has any future for Kristen.”

The rag furthers the report that Stewart and Pattinson fight nonstop due a possessive nature.

“Kristen hates the thought of Rob and Emilie spending time alone together. She’s doing her best to be with Rob whenever she can.”

They continued: “It’s driving Rob nuts, he likes doing his own thing and having time to himself, but Kristen has got really needy over the past few weeks. She’s worried he’ll run off with Emilie or some other chick that catches his eye.”

Oy. You can file this under Probable Crap subsection – Musings of the Bored. Beats their mythical babies theory though. In the meantime, you Twihards can indulge in spending your Hot Topic allowance on replica jewelry. Why didn’t I think of this? A site has created jewelry from the Twilight Saga Movies and is selling replica rings, bracelets and necklaces inspired by the films.

Currently they are pumping out an engagement ring that is supposed to be identical to Kristen Stewart’s character, Bella Swan, engagement ring.

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