Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli Divorce

Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli are getting a divorce. The couple has been married for 11 years, but decided to quit each other to get some strange. Ok, they didn’t say why they are splitting, but you can probably bet that those horrid Crocs had something to do with it. Pete’s face pretty much says it all.

“While we have decided to end our marriage, we both share the same deep love and devotion to our children. We remain dedicated to raising our beautiful daughters together. We ask for privacy and respect during this time.”

If it wasn’t the Crocs, I’d blame Amanda Bynes pulling a vengeful hump mentioned in this blind item…

Ever wonder what happens when you put a former B+ female tweener who gets her own first show and you mix her with a former B list television actress from a long running hit ensemble show who also thinks she is the star? You get several years of pleasantness on the outside and the worst conditions ever on a show on the inside. The former tweener had a huge ego. Coming off some movies and a very popular tween show she thought she was going to be the biggest star on the planet. She also had a very goody goody image on the outside, but on multiple occasions had more than one guy at once. She is also a huge collector of her own homemade porn.

The actress coming into the show who had been on the hit ensemble show also was a goody goody on the inside and out but it did not stop her from being a diva. She also could be the biggest b**ch on the planet if you crossed her. As she told the tweener once after they got into a hair pulling fight, “I learned from the meanest actress who ever walked onto a television set. You will lose.”

How about the times that our tweener would walk around naked when the actresses husband would stop by the set. “Oops. I did not know you were here.” Not that she would ever normally have sex with him. She likes big, big big guys if you know what I mean. However, to get back at the actress she would have slept with the husband who is also a B list movie actor.

For years the two never spoke to each other unless they had to. Knowing how prudish the actress was, our tweener would have wild sex as loudly and as close to the actress as possible even when her kids were visiting. She would even have sex in the actresses’ trailer and have her companions leave their used condoms. It was a wild wild set and the two still hate each other. [CD&N]

Goldie Hawn Begs Kate Hudson to Dump A-Rod

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They always say mother knows best! Actress Goldie Hawn is strongly urging her daughter Kate Hudson to dump boy-toy Alex Rodriguez before she ends up heartbroken. Introduced to A-Rod last November by gal-pal Gwyneth Paltrow while he was dating Madonna, Kate apparently fell hard for the New York Yankees star there and then although they only began dating last month. Both are said to be “somewhat serious” about the relationship – with Alex introducing the “Bride Wars” actress to his friends and Kate introducing him to her 5 year old son Ryder, with Kate and Ryder even accompanying Alex recently on a trip to Texas. But now mama Goldie is worried that the romance will go the same as her previous relationships since splitting from ex-husband Chris Robinson – with her daughter ending up having to mend her broken heart.

Per Daily Mail:

“Goldie feels it’s high time Kate settled down and left the dating scene behind for a while,” says a source. “Kate’s had a string of boyfriends since her divorce from Chris Robinson and it’s always the same pattern – she falls hard and fast, then gets bored or has her heart broken. Goldie hates the idea of seeing Kate getting hurt again.”

Over the past three years, Kate has dated Lance Armstrong and Dax Shepard and was even linked a few times to Justin Timberlake. Rodriguez was previously alleged to be dating Madonna following her divorce from director Guy Ritchie, while Hudson recently split from on-again/off-again lover Owen Wilson. Here’s an idea Kate — be a good mom, work on your career and stop worrying about guys all together for while. Live the single life!

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Split, Jolie Steals From Oprah

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It’s Thursday kittens and you know what that means: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly breaking up…again? Still? I can’t keep track anymore. And furthermore, I no longer care.

This time it’s the tabloid powerhouse “The National Enquirer” that is reporting the two will “officially” announce that they are separating.

This news comes on the cusp of St. Angelina ousting the Mighty Oprah from the coveted number one spot on “Forbes Celebrity 100” list. Angelina will soon learn that you never, ever cross the Mighty O. However, before the Brangelunatics start pelting me with pictures of Shiloh, I need to add that reps for both stars are vehemently denying that the two are splitting.

Via US Weekly:

“A source tells the newest issue of Us Weekly: ‘They have their fights and moments, but generally things are good. They are happy — and Brad loves being a father!’ Adds Jolie’s manager to Us: ‘Not true at all.’”

These two seem to be throwing the break up rumor out there to maintain relevance; that way the don’t end up eating bugs with Spencer and Heidi on “I’m a Famewhore…Get Me Free Press.”

However, Jolie eating a tarantula with Lou Diamond Phillips would be priceless.

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