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Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler W Magazine Cover

March 10, 2010 By Cara 2 Comments

This is it? This the “raciest cover” that W magazine has ever shot? I know I am a bit jaded when it comes to shock value but there are no handcuffs, rubber sheets or other implements of sexiness.

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler have been playing fake slap and tickle by getting all grope happy at the Golden Globes and other public appearances. Gerry even attended her birthday party which was spent on an island and the dress code was cougar bikini gear. Of course, before all of Aniston’s rom-com movies she is reportedly hooking up with the male lead and The Butler will hit anything with a pelvis and a pulse. So this shoot for W magazine was reportedly supposed to be hotter than any of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s pictures.

Thoughts?

Quoteables:

Dlisted - “What in Photoshop hell did they do to Gerard Butler? He looks like an extra from Grand Theft Auto.”

ONTD – ““Jen’s Shoes are the only thing hot about cover. Seriously, she looks like she is in pain and he looks bored. Overall it looks like a failed Heimlich Maneuver.”

Images Via: W Mag

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Levi Johnstons Playgirl Spread Will Bore You

November 18, 2009 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Your Christmas gifts are coming a tad early this year from Playgirl.com – in the form of a teaser picture from Levi Johnstons‘ nude, but non full-frontal, photo shoot. In the photo of Johnston, giving his best bedroom eyes impression, he is showing presumably in the shower with one arm up over his head and staring blankly into the camera lens. Not so scandalous as anyone expected because really, what are we looking at? Just the top of the guy’s body… shoulders up. Since when is pit hair sexy? The black and white photograph is just one of the many photos to come, which will include a tribute to “hockey moms” that features Johnston posing with a hockey stick.

He seems to have quite the nice body! Too bad his brain isn’t as healthy. More teaser pictures are expected to be released next week… and even though he wussed out on giving us the full monty. I am not one to turn down a peek, but I rather pass on seeing his moose meat. The semi-nude photos will run online in January.

Quotables:

The Blemish: I’m not sure what the big deal is about Levi Johnston being in Playgirl as it appears to be big news to everyone but me. Anyway, Playgirl released a teaser photo of Levi’s spread in which he has decided that will not be doing full frontal much to the dismay of, um, someone.

College Candy: Levi might be conventionally attractive, but his status as Bristol Palin’s baby-daddy, Jon Gosselin’s new buddy – Michael Lohan must be green with envy – and an all-around jerk (in response to New York Magazine asking him how he was adjusting to life in the Big Apple, Levi said, “I run this city. It ain’t no thang.” UGH) means that we’re less than excited about the idea of having naked pictures of this a**hat plastered all over the internet next week.

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Marge Simpson Playboy Cover – See it Here!

October 9, 2009 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Hows this for your ‘wtf’ item of the day! E! Online reporter Marc Malkin confirmed that Marge Simpson, the iconic blue bee-hived cartoon TV mom of Bart, will appear naked on the November cover of Playboy magazine and will be featured in a special three-page spread. Ay Caramba! Marge isn’t going to pull any of that Heidi Montag stuff either by covering up the goods – Marge is going all the way! The November issue will also include an in-depth interview, all part of the 20th anniversary celebration for “The Simpsons.” Hugh Hefner had mentioned a while back on his Twitter page about a possible Marge-Playboy pairing.

Per Hugh Hefners’ Twitter:

“Marge Simpson has a surprise for her fans in the November issue of Playboy.”

Who knew he wasn’t joking? She’s been scantily clad on the Simpsons before, so this really isn’t too big of a jump. I doubt it if Marge will even need a little help from photoshop. Now be honest, Damers: Who here isn’t the least big curious and will pick up Marge’s Playboy debut once it hits newsstands?

Image Via: TMZ

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Lindsay Lohan Contemplating Playboy; Kate Gosselin Turns It Down

September 4, 2009 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

Well, at least there is one so called celebrity out there with a little bit of self respect. Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been offered $900kto pose for “Playboy” and is considering it. This isn’t the first time that “Playboy” would have approached Lohan, as they approached her back in 2008, with an offer of $700,000 that she turned down. Maybe if the up the ante a little bit by throwing in some booze and coke they just might have themselves a deal. We’ve already had the unfortunate opportunity to see Lohan nude once before in 2008, when she bared it all in “New York” magazine, so this really is bad timing on Hugh Hefners’ part, and waaaay too much money for something we already seen… Many, many times!

In other “Playboy” related news, at least one semi-celebrity has enough decency to turn down the offer. Kate Gosselin has been said to have received a letter from Hefner, offering her $400k for a spread in an upcoming interview. She reportedly turned down the offer, being mortified at the thought and claiming she would never do such a thing for the sake of her 8 children. “Playboy” is jumping on the reality-star bandwagon, with having the press-seeking Heidi Montag and Aubrey O’Day recently posing for their magazine. I’m proud of Kate for turning it down, staying true to her word that she is doing things for the kid’s sake.

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Johnny Depp Names a Beach After Heath Ledger

June 1, 2009 By Cara 5 Comments

It’s no secret that sex-on-a-stick, Johnny Depp, has a special place in his heart for Heath Ledger. Depp was one of the 3 actors to finish Heath’s last project, “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.” He, Jude Law and Colin Ferrell each took a role in finishing the film and then donated their paychecks to Matilda Ledger.

Johnny also a special place dedicated to the memory of Heath on his 45-acre private Bahamian island, Little Hall’s Pond Cay. It’s his sanctuary and calm from the media storm that follows Depp.

Via Vanity Fair:

“Little Hall’s Pond has six different beaches–named after Depp’s partner, Vanessa Paradis, and their children, Lily Rose and Jack, as well as his mentors Hunter S. Thompson and Marlon Brando–each with a personality and cove of its own, and one patch of water deemed “Heath’s Place” after the late actor Heath Ledger. There are several small residences, all solar-powered, and transportation consists of a fleet of green golf carts.

“I don’t think I’d ever seen any place so pure and beautiful,” Depp tells Brinkley of the island. “You can feel your pulse rate drop about 20 beats. It’s instant freedom. And that rare beast–simplicity–can be had. And a little morsel of anonymity…. Whenever I was getting frustrated about being ‘novelty boy’ and making movies, I told myself, Calm down. I can come down here and disappear.”

That settles it. I want my own island.

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Images Via: Vanity Fair

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Lady Gaga Nude on Rolling Stone Cover

May 27, 2009 By Cara 1 Comment

It’s no surprise that Lady Gaga is wearing a clear corset and gracing the cover of Rolling Stone’s June 2009 issue. The “Poker Face” singer is synonymous with risqué and odd fashion choices. She often walks the street sans pants and isn’t afraid to let her crazy run rampant.

Per Rolling Stone:

“The truth is, the psychotic woman that I truly am comes out when I’m not working,” she says (during Hiatt’s time with the star, she rocks a massive radio concert, takes advice from Cyndi Lauper at a photo shoot and suffers a brief breakdown at a Walmart.com taping). “When I’m not working, I go crazy.”

She is so into her music and art that she hasn’t got time for messing with men. During another interview she stated that all she looks for in mean is a “big d**k.”