Reese Witherspoon and Gerard Butler Hook Up

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I can picture it now. Reese’s future involves a trip to the free clinic dressed as she damns her case of itchy crotch. Reports by your favorite tabloid are insistent that Reese Witherspoon and Gerard Butler hooked up.

After reading scripts together to play love interests in a New Line flick that is in the works, they fell in lust. Witherspoon is fresh from her break up with Jake Gyllenhaal and Gerard will nail anything with his two requirements: poon and a pulse.

“Reese’s friends are giggling about her secretly meeting up with Gerard. She thinks he’s superhot!” a friend of the actress told Star. “Reese is just having a good time with him. They’ve hung out a few times, mostly at his place in L.A. They got very chatty while reading the scripts, and there was noticeable chemistry. After that reading, they started talking and hanging out.”

From there they “hung out” quite often according to the tale. They reunited publicly again at a Haiti fundraiser (not the telethon in which Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt supposedly pledged their undying love for each other at the backstage buffet line –click HERE to read about that.) Of course, she is just isn’t looking to buy the pig, she just wants a little sausage.

“Reese doesn’t want to hurt Jake’s feelings and doesn’t want him to know about her and Gerard. She’s not interested in taking it a step further with Gerard — and that’s how she wants to keep it.”

I am getting herpes just from writing about all of Gerard’s conquests. I hope she made him double bag it. Reese appears to be turning into Kate Hudson. She is also rumored to be dating Jim Toth, an agent at Hollywood’s powerful Creative Artists Agency. Her friends say it was a business meeting while Toth’s friends say it was a date.

After the nearly two-hour meal – for which Toth picked up the tab – the couple walked outside and parted ways around 11 p.m. “Reese reached around his neck and pulled him close for a hug,” says the onlooker. “They kissed bye on the cheek – but it was a very friendly goodbye.”

I am guessing that there is some truth in all this. I haven’t heard much on the validity of a Reese and Gerry humpfest but he seems to be the token man whore these days. I am betting that Jim was hoping to be the Jason Trawick to her Britney Spears, but Reese doesn’t want to have a live in toy.

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Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez are Dating Again

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The other night at the People’s Choice Awards, Taylor Swift gave ex-boyfriend Taylor Lautner a standing ovation when he won the award for Favorite Break-Out Movie Actor. But don’t read too much into that – There is no reunion between Taylor-Squared since it seems Lautner has moved on.. err, moved back… to ex girlfriend Selena Gomez.

Per iVillage:

“There’s still a definitive spark between [Selena and Taylor L.],” a source tells Star, adding that he’s been quietly rekindling his romance with her even after they ended their courtship at the end of May 2009.

But just how did the two tween-stars find their way back to eachother? Its been rumored a little bit of interference by Gomez and John Mayer might be to blame. Mayer reportedly asked Swift to sing on his single “Half of My Heart” and a so-called friend says Mayer has a crush on her. Swift is said to have rejected Mayer’s advances, but Lautner was still left “devastated.” In swoops Gomez, I would presume, and caused uncertainty in our Taylor-Squared relationship.

However, more realistically, the Taylors simply didn’t have a lot in common, with rumblings of their being no strong feelings on Swift’s side. Apparently, this girls squinting has messed with her vision cause who wouldn’t want Lautner? Whatever the real reason behind the breakup – its Swift’s loss and Gomez’s lucky gain!

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Images Via: Gossip Teen (Note- These are photos from their first time dating.)

Bradley Cooper Screws Jennifer Aniston

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Well, at least not in the way that she wishes!

Reportedly, Jennifer Aniston feels rejected and upset after Bradley Cooper ditched her for Renee Zellweger, and is left feeling upset. Wait, were these two ever really dating? Last I heard both Cooper and Aniston played the “Just Friends” card.

Per Us:

“She wanted to turn her date with Cooper into something…she honestly feels screwed over,” a pal tells Us of Aniston. “She had a major crush on him and she let him know. He didn’t reciprocate. She is fine. She’s used to being single and in work mode, and she’s used to rejection.”

Despite Cooper’s rejection, her friend insists that Aniston will eventually bounce back. But the pal goes on to say that Aniston doesn’t see what Renee has that she doesn’t. And quite frankly, so do I! Pals of Renee Zellweger claim they know why Cooper fell for her, citing her lack of drama and clinginess as main reasons.

Per Us:

“She just does her thing, has her friends and her life and is cool. She’s really happy and doesn’t need anyone to feel complete,” says one. Adds another: “She’ll show up wearing a sexy dress and Louboutins, but will still order a beer and rattle off the dirty jokes.”

This might not be such a bad thing for Jennifer. Jennifer Aniston needs a strong man to be with her, not a frat boy gone wild. We’ll see how long it really lasts with Renee, now that this star has a little bit of a playboy reputation. Embrace being single Jennifer!

Photo Via: US Weekly

Paris Ditches Doug Reinhardt, Hooks Up with Cristiano Ronaldo

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Come on, who didn’t see this one coming a mile away? Serial dater Paris Hilton has called it quits with her flavor of the month, Doug Reinhardt, after the pair reportedly had a huge blow up at a club, leaving Paris running out to leave in tears.

Per People:

“In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy,” a rep for Hilton says. “They remain friends and we ask that you please respect their privacy. Paris will not discuss the relationship further.”

This comes as quite a turn of events, as Paris and Doug were talking just 3 days ago about how much they were looking forward to their anniversary. As recently as April, Hilton also declared that she’d wed Reinhardt. Yeah honey, think its time to put that wedding gown back in the closet until the next guy shows up…. But wait! The next guy HAS shown up!! Not even 24 hours after Paris ended things with Doug, she’s already shacking up with a new man – Soccer star Cristian Ronaldo. Paris and sister Nicky Hilton hit up club MyHouse where Ronaldo was out having a good time with some friends, and proceeded to sit themselves down at their table. Didn’t take long for Hilton and Ronaldo to get comfortable around eachother, as its being reported that the duo couldn’t keep their hands off eachother!

Per X17:

“Cristiano and Paris were all over each other swapping spit the entire night! His table needed every waitress in the building to service the large quantities of alcohol, and he spent an excess of 20 thousand dollars on champagne and drinks.”

After the club, Ronaldo left with the Hilton sisters to head back to Nicky’s place and was caught on camera leaving around 5am. Its no secret Paris has had her eye on the soccer stud for quite some time now, attempting to work her Hilton-Charm on him last July. Apparently then, Ronaldo had no interest in the sex-tape star. Wonder how long this will last….Given the pairs dating history, I give it a week.

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Images Via: Pacific Coast News, INF

Tabloid Covers Obsessed with Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston

Here is a general round up of the top gossip magazines this week. Of the 6 covers 5 of them center around a the Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston PR wagon.

People magazine features Aniston holding a pup across her shoulders. I am surprised she was down with this because I am there is something in her contracts that forbids anyone prettier than her to be in the same room.

In Touch is running with the Angie VS. Jen war. Yawn. We get it. These two are hate each other. Jolie has a voodoo vagina that stole Brad Pitt because Jennifer has the personality equal to that of tuna casserole. Move along.

Life and Style is going with the baby angle. 461 celebrity babies were “crapped out” this year and get flying ponies for Christmas while they eat gold and end there day taking a dip in the money vault circa Scrooge McDuck. Merry freaking Christmas.

OK! Is getting warmer. Their lure is the Aniston Obsession with Jolie. Now this I believe. Here is my $2.99 sir.

Us Weekly realizes that the Pitt, Jolie, Aniston saga is making people want to hang themselves in the garage, so they went with Jennifer Lopez going ring-less and fighting with Skeletor…er… Marc Anthony.

Star is leaving Rachel Green out of the Jolie-Pitt empire and just claiming to have the prenup details. Who cares about the cash? They are both able to buy their own country and fill it with Cambodian children and Snickers bars. The real issue is the kids. Snooze. Millions of people with kids got divorced. They managed to live with out cutting babies in half.