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Demi Moore has confirmed that she is divorcing Ashton Kutcher. Hobo Jesus is now free to bareback as many club tricks in hotel hot tubs as he wants. Someone CC this to every Free Clinic in the tri-state area.
While she Demi didn’t direct state that Ashton’s philandering peen was to blame for their split, she did issue a statement that hints at it…
In a rather carefully constructed statement, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smitth have confirmed they are NOT separating. In Touch reported that the couple was pulling the trigger on their 13 year marriage. The mag appears to have jumped the gun.
The initial report gave no detail as to why Will and Jada were allegedly breaking up. It simply announced they were separating and then instructed readers to by the print version of the tabloid. Huge red flag right there, but is the mag completely wrong?
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Reports of supposed autopsy results for singer Michael Jackson are making their way around the World Wide Web. According to the documents, Jackson’s body was emaciated and bald at the time of his death.
Via The New York Post:
“He was skin and bone, his hair had fallen out, and he had been eating nothing but pills when he died. Injection marks all over his body and the disfigurement caused by years of plastic surgery show he’d been in terminal decline for some years. There were four fresh injections around his heart, presumably from attempts to pump adrenaline into it to jumpstart it.”
Though the report seems plausible given the condition the pop icon was last seen in, other sources are reporting that the autopsy results are a fake.
Via TMZ:
“We’ve learned the story making the rounds detailing the terrible condition of Michael Jackson’s body is a fake. A report in The Sun gave harrowing details of the body, but we’ve learned the ‘autopsy report’ was fabricated and completely false.”
I don’t who to believe Kittens. Though I hate to admit it, TMZ was the first to accurately report Jackson’s passing.
These new rumors come only a day after Joe Jackson and daughter Janet made an appearance at the BET Awards. Though choked-up, Janet managed to state the following:
Via People:
“To you, Michael is an icon. To us, Michael is family. He will forever live in all of hearts. On behalf of my family and myself, thank you for all of your love, thank you for all of your support. We miss him so much. Thank you so much.”
[Jamie Foxx Moonwalk at BET Awards Video]
Actor/singer Jamie Foxx and Beyonce all paid tribute to the King of Pop at the ceremony.
As soon as an official cause of death is released, we will report it to you. Until then, we at Hollywood Dame are going to let Michael rest in peace.
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Chastity Bono, daughter of legendary duo Sonny (Bono) and Cher, is currently undergoing a sex change. Once complete, Chastity will be known as Chaz Bono. This is terrible news to the sports bra industry.
Chastity brought the spotlight to the gay/lesbian scene in Hollywood nearly two decades ago when she officially came out of the closet. According to her rep, Howard Bragman, she/he has considered this surgery for some time.
Via TMZ:
“He is proud of his decision and grateful for the support and respect that has already been shown by his loved ones. It is Chaz’s hope that his choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue, just as his ‘coming out’ did nearly 20 years ago. We ask that the media respect Chaz’s privacy during this long process as he will not be doing any interviews at this time.”
Um, am I the only one that was under the impression that Chaz already had this surgery? I mean she/he could give Cynthia Nixon’s fiancé, Rojo Caliente, baseball pointers.
In all seriousness, we wish Chaz well with his new venture. I am sure all of us ladies have thought about the potential of not having to wait in line for the toilet at a concert, or being able to watch hockey with one hand in a bag of chips and the other shoved down your pants.
The only issue with this transformation is finding the ‘man-bits’ donor. I can think of a few possible candidates (I’m talking to you Clay Aiken…you know you don’t need yours). Who’s on your list?
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It’s Thursday kittens and you know what that means: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly breaking up…again? Still? I can’t keep track anymore. And furthermore, I no longer care.
This time it’s the tabloid powerhouse “The National Enquirer” that is reporting the two will “officially” announce that they are separating.
This news comes on the cusp of St. Angelina ousting the Mighty Oprah from the coveted number one spot on “Forbes Celebrity 100” list. Angelina will soon learn that you never, ever cross the Mighty O. However, before the Brangelunatics start pelting me with pictures of Shiloh, I need to add that reps for both stars are vehemently denying that the two are splitting.
Via US Weekly:
“A source tells the newest issue of Us Weekly: ‘They have their fights and moments, but generally things are good. They are happy — and Brad loves being a father!’ Adds Jolie’s manager to Us: ‘Not true at all.’”
These two seem to be throwing the break up rumor out there to maintain relevance; that way the don’t end up eating bugs with Spencer and Heidi on “I’m a Famewhore…Get Me Free Press.”
However, Jolie eating a tarantula with Lou Diamond Phillips would be priceless.
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To commemorate Valentine’s Day and the release of his new album Ringo 2012, Ringo Starr has launched a “Wonderful Valentine” contest on his Facebook. Fans can visit the contest tab on Facebook and tell one of their friends they think they are “Wonderful.” Each fan can enter to win a personalized message from Ringo Starr [...]
With the official cast announcement just a few weeks away, “Dancing With the Stars” casting rumors are running rampant. Ryan Tedder of One Republic dropped the ‘mirror’ ball on the red carpet last night at the Grammy Awards. In an interview, Ryan revealed his good friend Gavin Degraw is lined up for the next season [...]
Grammys: Adele’s First Post-Surgery Performance by Spi0n Adele returned to the stage at the 2012 Grammy Awards. She swept most of the awards and treated the audience to ‘Rolling in the Deep.’ This is her first public performance since recovering from vocal cord surgery, [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Katy Perry debuted ‘Part of Me’ at the 2012 Grammy Awards. The break up tune has also been leaked online. The song was actually created before she split with Russell Brand. It has since been reworked and Katy werked it at the awards. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
