Lindsay Lohans Neighbors Want Her Gone

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Neighbors of Lindsay Lohan want her out of their neighborhood – pronto! Citing the recent burglaries (twice in the past 3 months at Lindsays’ place) along with the constant presence of the paparazzi, they are claiming that ever since the actress has moved in their neighborhood has gone down-hill! They also claim the second break in proves that drugs are still a big part of Lindsay’s life and it is affecting all of them to no end.

Per Radar:

“The truth is that this is a very quiet neighborhood and there have been no break-ins apart from at Lindsay Lohan’s house,” a neighbor told RadarOnline.com. “Since she moved in last November it has been a nightmare with all the paparazzi parking in our driveways waiting for her.”

And who could blame them? I’m sure Lindsay knocks their neighborhood up a few pegs on the trash-o-meter. Lohans house was broken into again for the second time early Sunday morning, with thieves making off with a safe, bags, jewelry and shoes from inside. Detectives are currently reviewing video footage which reportedly shows three men leaving the house. According to reports, the side door to Lohans’ house had appeared to be ripped right off its hinges. Hasn’t Lindsay allegedly given herself the Five Finger Discount on other’s property? I don’t have any sympathy for her on this one. On Monday the house reportedly lays empty with no padlock on the main door, and the side door still missing. Lindsay was seen leaving on Sunday afternoon with a couple of friends and an assistant, after coming home to gather up some of her personal things. Lindsays father, Michael Lohan, has vowed to catch the men who broke into his daughters house. That is, if he can manage to take some time out schooling Jon Gosselin on how to be a hard partying absentee father chasing girls almost young enough to be your daughter from a teenage relationship. I’m just sayin’…

Per Radar:

“It’s obviously an inside job and I first noticed that the door at the side of the property was missing a few days ago. This is a really narrow and winding street and I’m amazed there has not been a more serious accident,” the neighbor added. “I’ve got nothing personal against her but she needs to find a home in a gated community with security at the main gate because all the residents are fed-up with the situation.”

I’m surprised she doesn’t already live in a gated community. Or at least an alarm system loud enough to wake up the surround counties next to hers. Sounds like an inside job to me. Insurance claim, perhaps? I don’t see any other form of income for her to live off of. Maybe she spent all of her money on blow and alcohol and can’t afford it now? Again, I’m just sayin’…

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Britney Spears’ Sons Swear Story Wars

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According to several news outlets, Britney Spears’ sons have potty mouths. Her two kids, Jayden James and Sean Preston were running rampant while she was picking up free swag and shouting expletives according to Gatecrasher.

“We were all surprised by their potty mouths, but it was actually pretty funny,” one onlooker acknowledged. How did Britney respond to her sons’ antics? Said the source: “She was too busy picking out freebies to chastise the boys for misbehaving.”

LA Times Dish Rag says the story false. A source who was with Britney during the 2009 Teen Choice Awards said they behaved perfectly and Spears is a top notch mom.

“She never stopped at one sponsor station,” the escort tells the Dish Rag. “It was all about the kids. She was devoted to them and was with them the whole time. They were even having a great time with Band Hero and they were all playing with Hasbro’s new Bop-It.”

“She never left the boys’ side,” our source says. “She could not have been sweeter, and portraying her as an inattentive mother is not true and so not fair.”

Our source says she never heard either boy swear. And they didn’t steal the drumsticks — as reported by the Gatecrasher in the Daily News — from Band Hero either.

“They were playing with the sticks. They’re just kids and they loved them. So we let them take those and got real drumsticks from the stage so that others could play with them too. They didn’t steal anything.”

So who do you believe?

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Amy Winehouse Stole Cocaine from Kate Moss

Amy Winehouse and her now ex husband are like dueling banjos of blow whores. Blake Fielder-Civil is squealing his Amy stories in effort to anger the crack hive and rob it of it’s crusty alimony bounty. His latest anecdote involves stealing from the Empress of Coke, Kate Moss.

Via Daily Mail:

“Kate had told Amy to get a $10 note out of her handbag to snort lines with. But Amy told me she found two grams of cocaine in there – so she nicked them. We did some in the toilets and had sex, but we did the rest in front of everyone.”

He continued on with his story about the fact that Kate is also a lush and was too drunk to notice the missing coke. It’s a heartwarming tale that should be made into a Christmas story. It’s like the mother ship was calling her home. Of course when you put a buffet of drugs in front of Amy Winehouse she is going to react like a ho on Oprah’s Favorite Things episode.

Tyson Beckford: ‘Celebs are Stealing Jobs from Models’

Tyson Beckford, a veteran male model turned reality tv show host, is hitting out at celebrities who are taking over the fashion world.

Beckford, who is currently hosting “Make Me a Supermodel,” is frustrated with celebs taking the fashion reigns from models. Magazine covers are being dominated by celebrities adorned in high clothing. They are taking the place of those who are physically gifted. Vogue, W and InStyle are just a few who prefer a celeb on the front cover as opposed to models.

Per AP:

“You have to do a lot of tweaking and airbrushing to get the same from a celebrity that you would get from a model. A lot of celebrities — I’m gonna tell you right now — they’re not 5’11″; they’re not a size 2 to fit into these designer dresses, but the designers want exposure so they’re willing to make the specific dress for that actor or actress to get them to look good on the cover.”

Currently the A-list ranks of Hollywood sell the magazines better than just a pretty face. A staple question at a red carpet event flooded with celebs is: “Who are you wearing?” Does this mean the time of the model is over? Not according to Tyson. Designers rely on the famous to market their clothing now, but the fashion world is notoriously fickle.

“It’ll all come back around. One day some designer will wake up and say, `You know what? I don’t want to use Gwyneth Paltrow. I want to use Adriana Lima, I want to use Gisele (Bundchen), I want to go back to the high fashion. I think slowly but surely you’ll see that start happening.”

Agreed. I also can’t wait until the ‘pail and frail’ trend passes. The runways are littered with gaunt models who look as though they have wandered out of Auschwitz.

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Ciara Steals Beyonce’s ‘Diva’

Just days after Beyonce leaked her video for ‘Diva’ to the net, Ciara follows suit. A source stated that the R&B singer re-released the song without Beyonce’s sign off or approval. Ciara even adds lyrics that take a small jab at the wife of Jay-Z.

“I know you know about that diva diva named B. While I’m at it, I’mma tell ya ’bout this diva named C.”

Ciara is pimping her “mixtape” that is due to hit town next month. “Fantasy Ride” will drop on January 5th.

I didn’t realize that anyone would have the female version of testicular fortitude to steal something for Beyonce. I just have a feeling that the couture is about to hit the fan.