Fake Pregnancy Birth Plan, Entitlement, Pee Pants : Blind Items

~Well, this certainly has been the most incredible pregnancy ever! Bellies growing and shrinking! Breasts swelling and flattening! Prosthetics flopping and popping!

Frankly, all this trickery is exhausting, and hasn’t been nearly as convincing as she hoped it would be. Therefore, Floppy will be keeping a low profile for the next month. So, she’s not really pregnant, but there will be a baby soon. And Floppy has been very busy behind the scenes shaking that baby money tree! Some money is going out (payments to medical professionals who will swear that they were there for the birth), but much, much more money will be coming in.

She will be making money off of the fake story of the baby’s birth (which will be a C-section for Real Mommy but a “vaginal” delivery for Floppy). And more money off of the baby photos. And the story of how important it is to her that she “breast-feeds” her baby. And the story of how she lost the “baby weight”. And the photos of her “new” body (with no stretch marks!) achieved with grueling workouts and healthy eating. And more stories about how amazingly fast she got back into shape and got back to work. What an incredible woman! Hey, there’s serious money to be made off of this baby, and you can be sure that Floppy will “milk” it for all it’s worth. [Blind Gossip]

My Guess: It’s beyond obvious it’s Beyonce.

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Paul McCartney Married Nancy Shevell – PHOTOS

Paul McCartney put on his Stella McCartney suit, called up Ringo and gave Beatrice some flowers to toss before marrying a third time. The former Beatle married Nancy Shevell in a 45 minute civil ceremony.

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Ashlee Simpson Women’s Wear Daily Photoshopped Glory – Photos

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Ashlee Simpson has won the photoshop award for her spread in Women’s Wear Daily. Seriously. Who looks at this terrible airbrushing job and says to themselves, “Yup. Job well done here! Replacing Ashlee’s legs with Unrealistic Expectations Ballerina Barbie’s was a freaking sweet idea! Now, who’s ready for some Jimmy John’s?”

At least the Stella McCartney dress is cute.

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Paul McCartney Remarries…Again

Sir Paul McCartney may be singing “I do” again soon. This time it would be to Nancy Shevell, a US haulage heiress, who’s divorce from wealthy lawyer Bruce Blakeman was made final December 9th in the US Supreme Court of the State of New York. The pair legally separated in November 2007 after 23 years of marriage, with the relationship between Paul and Nancy blossoming shortly after. This would be McCartney’s third marriage. His first was to Linda McCartney, who died in 1998 from breast cancer. His second to Heather Mills ended in divorce just a few years ago.

McCartney, 66, has the blessing of designer daughter Stella McCartney, who is said to be ‘delighted’ to welcome Nancy into the family. Nancy, 49, has grown so close to Stella and her family that she spoils her children with presents on Christmas and birthdays. That should come as a relief to Paul since Stella and his last wife Heather made it very publically known of their dislike for each other.

Via Mirror.co.uk:

“Getting Stella’s seal of approval was very important for Paul,” a well-placed McCartney insider said yesterday. All Paul’s children had massive reservations about Heather – but it was Stella who was the most vociferous. Nancy is funny, bright, loving, warm and open. Stella has told friends that Nancy would make an ideal stepmother.”

Nancy has also been spending a lot of time with Paul’s 5 year old daughter Beatrice. The former Beatle himself has even asked for the approval of the family of his first wife Linda. Paul and his first wife were friends with the Blakemans before Linda’s death, knowing each other from holidaying in the upmarket coastal resort of The Hamptons on Long Island. Linda’s brother John Eastman joined Sir Paul and Nancy for a very public lunch in Manhattan almost two weeks ago. Mills’ friends and family see Shevell as much closer in spirit to Linda than former wife & gold-digger Heather, who ended up costing McCartney close to 50 million dollars in what has been called one of the nastiest divorces in the last decade.

Via Mirror.co.uk:

“Nancy has been through a lot – not least overcoming breast cancer. She also comes from a similar wealthy East Coast background to Linda. They shared a similar outlook on life. She joined the family firm in the 1980s and has become wealthy in her own right. It makes everyone comfortable that she is clearly not after Paul’s money. She is calm, measured and mature, whereas Heather is fiery and impulsive. It suits Paul that she is also discreet and, unlike Heather, does not court publicity. Nancy and Sir Paul are totally natural together and feel blessed to have found happiness together.”

Per Page Six via The Insider:

“I’ve been dating a very hot, humble English guy for nine months. As for my ex and I, we get on fine. We’re like any civil divorced couple. I haven’t actually met Nancy, but my daughter says she’s wonderful. Paul’s got great taste in women.” says Heather Mills.

However, Shevell does differ in a few areas from McCartney. She is a meat-eating Republican, but it has been reported that she toned down her right-wing Republican views to align herself more with McCartneys liberal political outlook, ane even has replaced her favorite steaks for veggie dishes in deference to his long-standing refusal to eat meat… It seems no one has anything bad to say about Nancy, even the ex which is good. Hey, they always say “third times the charm,” right?

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