Emmy 2010 Fashion Disasters

While Christina Hendricks and her cleavage dominated the Best Dresses Emmy Fashions this year, there are always a few disastahs walking around in too much organza or dresses that would make better curtains.

Mindy Kaling looked like she was queen of the emo prom and got her dress from a couture Hot Topic. Honey, no.

Rita Wilson looks like a veteran hooker at classy brothel.

Stranger bitch working the carpet with Ty Burrell. I am guessing it’s his wife or he picked up a poverty stricken flamenco dancer who fashioned this dress out of old homecoming decorations.

Dianna Agorn might have rocked this at a premiere if she cut the second layer of curtains and made it a tea length dress.

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Celebrity Fashion Hit or Miss: Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel hit the UK premiere of ‘The A-Team’ in a see through red dress and mad hair. I am not sure what she was going for here. I want to smear some Frizz Ease all over her and let her know her panties are on display but I am guessing she is aware of that. John Frieda wouldn’t have let her leave the house that way.

I don’t know…it’s one part Khloe Kardashian nude PETA ad and one part Miley Cyrus video costume. I feel a pony should come trotting up as Jessica belts out a tune. What do you think?


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Lux for Less: Ashley Greene Pink Tank

Ashley Greene is playing Hills ho and wearing an embellished pick Arden B tunic while talking on her cell and toting a pup. Not all of us have sweet, sweet Twilight money to spend on lux looks so here are a few more affordable options…

Pink Embellished Tank: Dillards $34

Black Three Quarter Sleeve Blazer: Nordstrom – $48

Plus Sized Pink Embellished Tank: Nordstrom

Plus Sized Black Blazer- Torrid $54

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Project Runway Approacheth

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Yes my darlings! I too am shaking with excitement like one of those rats on string that wannabe socialites prance around in Louis Vuitton bags.

Project Runway is fast approaching as we mark down the days on the calendar until August 20th. Lets just hope Lifetime won’t ruin it with weepy beaten women who channeling their inner J.Lo as clients. This will be the debut of PR on the channel. In the words of RuPaul lets hope they “don’t f**k it up.”

Yours truly will be doing recaps and occasional live blogs of the show. Until then enjoy the lame commercial for the return of the show. It was interesting until the cut the bit of me chasing Tim Gunn around begging him to sign my underwear.

Jennifer Lopez’s Sweetface Clothing Line Fails

This is a karmic retaliation for snubbing “Project Runway.”

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Jennifer Lopez is putting a halt to her Sweetface line which only appealed to tweens and people still holding onto the Uggs craze. The fur encrusted line will cease it’s operation after the spring 2009 line. If you recall it made it’s start in the urban street wear genre and ended up being passed off as high end goods. According to WWD, camp Lopez is pulling a Lauren Conrad and stating that the line is “just on hiatus.” Her peeps claim the company is giving the line a (much needed) makeover.

She still has JLO to fall back on. The 2001 launched line is still breathing in markets outside of the U.S. In 2007 she closed the line in America and invented Justsweet. That line also closed after a failure to sell.

Now I do feel bad for all those who are now out of a job. Think of all those hookers who will be effected by this.

Quotables:

Bossip – “Don’t feel bad for J-Lo. She’ll come up with some other wack @ss way to gank you for your loot.”

Amy Gindhouse – “It’s cheap hookers and cheap velour tracksuits for everybody, until over-priced duds come back into fashion.”

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Marion Cotillard Fertility Goddess Fashion

What is on your feet Marion Cotillard?

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She my have stuck her foot in her mouth with comments about 9/11, but the Oscar winning actress proved her bravery while wearing some eye raising Dior sandals. A naked and pregnant statue made the heel of the shoe. The John Galliano designed shoe captured the form of a fertility goddess because there isn’t enough nude pregnant women featured in footwear.

Hot or Not?

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Lady Gaga Nude on Rolling Stone Cover

It’s no surprise that Lady Gaga is wearing a clear corset and gracing the cover of Rolling Stone’s June 2009 issue. The “Poker Face” singer is synonymous with risqué and odd fashion choices. She often walks the street sans pants and isn’t afraid to let her crazy run rampant.

Per Rolling Stone:

“The truth is, the psychotic woman that I truly am comes out when I’m not working,” she says (during Hiatt’s time with the star, she rocks a massive radio concert, takes advice from Cyndi Lauper at a photo shoot and suffers a brief breakdown at a Walmart.com taping). “When I’m not working, I go crazy.”

She is so into her music and art that she hasn’t got time for messing with men. During another interview she stated that all she looks for in mean is a “big d**k.”

The bit where she calls out the reporter for a stupid question is priceless.

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Anna Wintour Told Oprah to Loose Weight


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Anna Wintour came down from Mount Vogue to be questioned by “60 Minutes.” Father Time interviewed the Vogue Editrix to give her an opportunity to try and convince us she isn’t an ice queen, but lovely and fluffy kitten who just loves to be right.

The interview omitted several omissions by Wintour. One edited question surrounded her preference for stick thin cover girls. In 1998 Oprah landed a cover spot with the Fashion Bible. Being notoriously up and down with her weight issues, Anna asked the talk show queen to loose 20 pounds.

Via Us:

“It was a very gentle suggestion,” she said, laughing. “I went to Chicago to visit Oprah, and I suggested that it might be an idea that she lose a little bit of weight.”

She added: “I said simply that you might feel more comfortable. She was a trooper!”

Near the end of the interview the question of contracts came up. Conveniently enough, her contract is about to expire with Vogue. Rumors that ‘Nuclear Wintour’ was on her way out have been swirling for nearly a year. French Vogue Editor, Carine Roitfeld is the front runner to replace her should she be axed or retire. So it is of little surprise that Team Wintour is popping up in the media more often as the contract negotiations are eminent.

It must be lovely being a queen.

Agyness Deyn Brings Classy Back in Bulgari

Agyness Deyn attended the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala looking like she walked out of an old Hollywood film. The model making headway in the fashion world was adorned in some of Bulgari’s finest work. She combined vintage glamour with a modern flair.

Personally I am a fan of Bulgari’s fragrance Omnia Amethyste. To add to the brand’s growing appeal, a skin care line is now being offered. The addition has everything from cleansing to regenerating items. Yours truly will be sampling and reviewing some of the new skincare line. So keep your eyes open for the upcoming Bulgari Skincare Line review.

Anna Sui Designs ‘Gossip Girls’ Line for Target

Ok…so I admit that I am not a Gossip Girl fan and could only stand 3.7 minutes before thinking, “I’m not getting paid to watch this shiz. Ooo! Jimmy Johns is still open!” However, I dig the name Serena van der Woodsen as I was once branded with the name Anabelle Beaverhausen. (Long story on that one kittens.)

Regardless, the show has a following and apparently Anna Sui is a fan. The designer is creating a line for Target that encompasses the style of the show. September 13 through October 17th a select 250 Target stores will feature the collection.

Via WWD:

“I have always been a fan of designer partnerships with mass retailers,” said Sui. “I think it is a great way to bring fashion to everyone. I love Go International and was intrigued with Target’s new take on designer partnerships. It’s a fresh approach. I was able to select a muse or source of creative inspiration to focus the collection around.”

Sui is known for producing fashion collections that are more accessible to the everyday woman on the street. So I am predicting this will be a wise venture.

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