Artie Lange Stabbing Suicide

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Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange was hospitalized this weekend after a suicide attempt at his apartment in which he stabbed himself nine times. Lange sustained six “hesitation wounds” and three deep plunges. His mother called police Saturday morning after coming to his home to drop off from food, only to enter and find her son bloodied after his attempt. He was then transported to a hospital where surgeons were able to save him despite heavy bleeding.

Per NYPost:

“We all have our demons,” Stern said on-air this week, referring to Lange’s past battles with addiction. “Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He’s a tremendous contributor. He is a good man. Don’t forget how great he is.”

Lange has openly discussed his longtime problems with substance abuse for years, and has been absent from Stern’s Sirius radio show for the past month. On Monday’s show, Stern said Lange isn’t leaving the show and called him “a tremendous contributor.” In December, Lange announced a hiatus from performing, stating that he needed to “try and get my head straight.” after a judge revoked his driving privileges for seven months in September when he admitted he was under the influence of prescribed sleeping pills in a minor traffic accident. This isn’t Langes’ first attempt at suicide – The comedian wrote in his recent biography that he tried to kill himself once before, that time with a drug overdose.

All the best to you, Artie! Please get well and get the help you need.

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Kate Hudson Trying to Steal Justin Timberlake

Uh oh. Jessica Biel might want to tighten the leash she’s got on boyfriend Justin Timberlake a little bit more! Convinced that Owen Wilson is not the man for her daughter, Actress-turned-Wannabe-Matchmaker Goldie Hawn has made it her personal mission to spark some chemistry between daughter Kate Hudson and longtime pal Timberlake.

Per Popcrunch via The Globe:

“Goldie never thought Owen was right for Kate and is desperate for her to hook up with Justin. Goldie thinks Owen is nice enough guy, but his mood swings and shocking suicide attempt turned her off,” says a Globe tipster. “She wants Kate to be in a healthy relationship for herself and her 5-year-old son Ryder and she thinks Justin would be a perfect match.”

The spy goes on to mention an apparent flirting session between the duo at Kate’s 30th birthday bash in Pacific Palisades last week. Mama Goldie was said to be “overjoyed” that her daughters on-again/off-again boyfriend Owen was nowhere to be seen during the party because that gave her some time to get the sparks flying. Was she successful? As for now, I’d say doubtful. Justin was spotted just four days after Kates party putting on some major PDA with his girlfriend Jessica at a Los Angeles Lakers game.

Watch out Jessica! Never count out a Mother on a Mission!

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