This is shocking. Just shocking! (Not really.) Lindsay Lohan didn’t pay her 2009 taxes. Perhaps it’s the fault of her passport (damn thing refuses to stay in her bag every time she is due for court/work – exhibit A, exhibit B). Or maybe it was that pesky tea that fermented to booze upon entering her blood stream. Either way, I am sure someone or something will be blamed. I am giggling with anticipation to see what W-2 eating creature she invents.