Madonna Slams M.I.A. – AUDIO

Hydrangeas wilt in the shadow of Madonna, but M.I.A. better grow eyes in the back of her head because no one upstages The Madge.

M.I.A. let her middle fly in a salute to Super Bowl viewers. It wasn’t as ESCANDALO! as Janet Jackson’s accessorized nipple, but it was still a weave snatchin’ move. Madonna addressed that and whether or not Britney Spears will be joining her for the single, ‘Girls Gone Wild.’

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Gisele Bundchen is the Yoko Ono of Football

Since the Bears didn’t make it to the Super Bowl because Jay Cutler once again has a sprained lady part posing as man part an injury, I am not as invested into the winner as other football fans. However, there is still some lingering boo-hoos going on.

Gisele Bundchen, wife of boiled broccoli – Tom Brady, made the mistake of thinking/speaking. After watching the Patriots lose the game, she she was caught on video blaming the team’s receivers.

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Madonna’s ‘Give Me All Your Luvin’ – FULL VIDEO

I know some people still like Madonna, so I play nice and let this multimillion dollar music hooker veteran speak for herself. Plus, here is the full video for her new single, ‘Give Me All Your Luvin‘ that will be in her Pay the Rent tour.

You may be living on Ramen while she has enough money to buy a Golden Globe her own island, but she wants you to cut that brick of noodles in half to save some $ so you can come see her thrust her crotch over some sweaty 20 year dancer…

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Gisele Bundchen Asks for Super Bowl Prayers

Gisele Bundchen has gobs of cash, an uber-successful husband who is so devoted he will rock The Bieber’s old haircut because she told him to, was a Victoria Secret Angel, her inner thighs have never formally met and I am guessing her bowel movements smell like vanilla potpourri.

Yet, she emailed her friends to light a candle and pray for the Patriots to win the Super Bowl because Tom Brady (who lives in a Barbie’s Dream House, is married to a super model, doesn’t have to donate plasma to pay his electric bill and his biggest worry is how to part his hair in the morning) needs a FIFTH WIN.

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Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller Super Bowl Ad – VIDEO

Let the Super Bowl commercials begin. We still have just under a week until the Giants will play the Patriots, but ads are already spilling onto the net. (SPOILER ALERT: It will ends like it did last time and Eli and the Giants will be skipping around the field singing ‘Brighter Than The Sun’ before Peyton Manning comes in and weave snatches his moment by retiring.)

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Christina Aguilera Joins NBC’s ‘The Voice’

NBC’s answer to ‘American Idol‘ has found its’ Paula Abdul: The network has announced that Christina Aguilera will be the third coach on the new singing competition series ‘The Voice,’ joining Cee-Lo Green and Maroon 5′s Adam Levine, with the last fourth coach expected to be named shortly. Will she teach everyone to skip a line in a song?

Per EW:

“I am so excited to be part of such a wonderful project that celebrates music and the talent behind it,” Aguilera said in a statement. “To be given the opportunity to help shape new artists’ careers and mentor them to see their dreams come to fruition is a task I welcome with open arms. I am so happy to be working with fellow Grammy Award winners Adam and Cee Lo as I feel there is so much we can all bring to The Voice.”

The timing of the announcement could have been better. Aguilera was stopped and arrested early Tuesday morning after police said she was riding in a car while extremely intoxicated. And lets not forget how she flubbed the lyrics to our National Anthem, or when she fell on stage after singing a tribute to Aretha Franklin at this years Grammy Awards. Someone’s gotta coach the contestants on the fine art of oversinging.

The summer singing competition show – hosted by Carson Daly – will premiere April 26, right about the time American Idol will be down to its top 10. The show features the judges choosing to work with contestants based on their voices alone — they’re not allowed to see them first. Once they choose their favorites, they mentor them to stardom, and America will decide which contestant wins a recording contract and a cash prize.

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Justin Bieber and Ozzy Osbourne To Collaborate

I promise this is not a joke. Justin Bieber and the Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osbourne are teaming up for something pretty spectacular – they are doing a Super Bowl commercial for Best Buy.

Per People:

According to USA Today, the 30-second ad, which will air in the third quarter, is Best Buy’s first-ever Super Bowl commercial – and from the looks of it, it’s bound to leave an impression!

No other details have been released, but seriously, are you kidding me?! I can’t wait to see that mess!

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Glee’s ‘Thriller’ Super Bowl Show Sneak Peek – PHOTOS

The cast of ‘Glee‘ is tackling ‘Thriller’ for their Super Bowl show.

This episode will be the most expensive post-Super Bowl episode in television history. Around 500 extra and the University of Southern California Trojan Marching Band have all taken part in the show that will feature other songs from The Black Eyed Peas, Lady Antebellum, and Katy Perry. It will air after the 45th annual Super Bowl game on February 6 and also guest star Katie Couric and Gwyneth Paltrow.

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Celebrities Who Lip Sync

Pink schooled every musical artist and ruled out any excuse for lip syncing after her performance at the 2010 Grammy Awards. She hung in the air hanging by a glorified sheet and sang her ballad, “Glitter in the Air” all while wet, spinning and belting out her song.

Most singers use a “back up” track and several have fallen victim to having their secret slip thanks to audio issues. Some are still closet lip sync-ers. So who are the biggest offenders?

Britney Spears – It’s no secret that Britney lip syncs more often than she sings. Any number involving dancing is synced. It’s been reported that she tries to sing her ballads at live concerts, but typically on tour, her vocals sit out for over half the show. She was caught red handed while trying to make her comeback after the back-up track skipped. Spears also suffered some embarrassment in Australia after disgruntled fans reamed her performance and even has started a new law in the country in which performers must disclose any lip syncing on their tickets.

Janet Jackson – She has been lip syncing since her entrance onto the showbiz scene and most of her gigs on “Dick Clark’s American Bandstand” were lip synced. The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette even dubbed her “most notorious onstage lip sync-ers.” Janet packs a huge amount of choreography into her shows and perhaps that’s what gets her a pass on the offense.


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Ashlee Simpson – No one missed her now infamous “Saturday Night Live” gig. The shamed starlet was caught faking it on the show after vocals from a previously preformed song began playing. Simpson just did a little jig and walked off, leaving her band to carry on without her.

Rihanna – Her most revealing vocal fakery came at the 2006 Teen Choice Awards. She did a horrible job hiding her lip sync and was blasted by fans and critics alike.

Kanye West – Here is a guy who should keep to his strengths behind the scenes in the production department. When it comes to vocals…he needs to sit down. Another SNL snafu outed him as a vocally cheating. Many cried lip sync after his 2008 performance of “Love Lockdown.” In truth his vocals were horrible and it wasn’t a back up track issue. It was a he-can’t-sing issue and his true lack of talent baffled many. The truth behind the matter is that Kayne, like many others, uses an Auto-Tune feature. (It basically ensures signers notes sound perfect when they aren’t.) After this debacle, West learned his lesson and lip synced his way through most his “American Idol” guest spot in March of 2009.

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Jennifer Hudson – It was her first appearance since the tragedy that struck her family when her lip syncing secret was aired out. Producers asked her to pre-record the vocals and sync it. Hudson acquiesced and joined the many others who have vocally cheated. In all fairness, every artist has had to provide a back up track since 1993 thanks to a temper tantrum thrown by Garth Brooks. The country legend threatened to walk out minutes before his performance if his new video wasn’t shown.

Whitney Houston – Another vocal wonder who fell victim to the Super Bowl demands. She lip synced her way through the 1991 game in Tampa.

Faith Hill – Yet another Super Bowl Sync-er. She was also asked to fake the vocals at the 2009 football game.

We can’t judge too much. It really is true that at some point almost every artist has lip synced at some point. Even the Beatles synced their way through some TV appearances. Justin Timberlake slums it occasion and syncs along with Chris Brown (worst case was at an MTV VMA performance). 50 Cent has been busted faking his vocals during the BET Awards in 2007. Let’s not forget one of the pioneers vocal forgery…Milli Vanilli.