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Britney Spears’ Sons Swear Story Wars

According to several news outlets, Britney Spears’ sons have potty mouths. Her two kids, Jayden James and Sean Preston were running rampant while she was picking up free swag and shouting expletives according to Gatecrasher.

“We were all surprised by their potty mouths, but it was actually pretty funny,” one onlooker acknowledged. How did Britney respond to her sons’ antics? Said the source: “She was too busy picking out freebies to chastise the boys for misbehaving.”

LA Times Dish Rag says the story false. A source who was with Britney during the 2009 Teen Choice Awards said they behaved perfectly and Spears is a top notch mom.

“She never stopped at one sponsor station,” the escort tells the Dish Rag. “It was all about the kids. She was devoted to them and was with them the whole time. They were even having a great time with Band Hero and they were all playing with Hasbro’s new Bop-It.”

“She never left the boys’ side,” our source says. “She could not have been sweeter, and portraying her as an inattentive mother is not true and so not fair.”

Our source says she never heard either boy swear. And they didn’t steal the drumsticks — as reported by the Gatecrasher in the Daily News — from Band Hero either.

“They were playing with the sticks. They’re just kids and they loved them. So we let them take those and got real drumsticks from the stage so that others could play with them too. They didn’t steal anything.”

So who do you believe?

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Russia Gags Madonna

The Material Girl is planning on giving 16 free concerts as part of her “Sticky & Sweet European Tour.” The tour is scheduled to kick off in London on July 4, with a schedule stop in Russia on August 2 at Palace Square, home of the State Hermitage Museum – that is, if Madonna can manage to behave herself. Hermitage Director Mikhail Piotrovsky has expressed his doubt whether Palace Square was a suitable place for the concert, and has requested that Madonna guarantee her concert would contain absolutely no swearing or blasphemy. Piotrovski is also forcing Madonna to sign an agreement that would keep her from playing music too loudly. In other words Madonna, don’t be yourself and act your age for once!

Per RIA Novosti:

“Hermitage Director Mikhail Piotrovsky signed the documentation allowing the concert by Madonna on Dvortsovaya Ploshchad (Palace Square). All requirements for holding concerts on Dvortsovaya Ploshchad have been met,” the promoter Planet Plus said.

Local authorities are said to be furious about the concert plans, branding the schedule event as a “natural disaster.” The St. Petersburg’s culture committee already gave Madonna the approval for the concert, which is expecting to bring in about 50,000 fans. The Hermitage Museum is one of the world’s largest and oldest exhibition facilities. Founded in 1764, it houses some of Russia’s most important works of art. Letting Madonna anywhere near a place like that just had disaster written all over it.

Russia doesn’t have nearly as much tolerance as the US or UK. If she gets up there and starts using “naughty” words she is likely to never come out… But maybe that would be for the best!

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