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Rihanna and Chris Brown In Contact Again

July 13, 2010 By Leave a Comment

Ugh. You can lead a ho to water but you can’t make her take a drank of common sense. Or something like that.

Rihanna is allegedly back in contact with Chris Brown. After he reportedly faked a crying break down at the BET Awards (click HERE for Visine induced tears story), RiRi decided to reach out and get back in contact with her abusive ex-boyfriend.

“A source told heat magazine (via MTV UK): ‘It’s been almost a year since they last spoke, but Rihanna felt like she could try to be friends with Chris again. Seeing how emotional he was on set [at the BET Awards] really touched her. She’d never seen him like that before. Chris told her that he felt like he’s grown up in the past year. He’s said he’s so happy to be back in touch with her.They were each other’s first love and he’s missed her so much. Rihanna knows that if he wanted him back, he’d be there in a second.’”

I would like to point out that under the terms of his probation FOR BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF HER, he has to stay at least 100 yards away from her for five years.

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Jessica Simpson and Ryan Phillippe Hook Up

March 11, 2010 By 2 Comments

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I just love the crazy some tabs roll out. When Katie Holmes isn’t being forced into have Xenu babies (click HERE for that story) and Jennifer Aniston takes a day off from rummaging through Brad Pitt’s trash the next money making story is usually celebrity hook ups.

This week Ryan Phillippe is trying to lure Jessica Simpson into his Man-Whore Bat-Cave. In Touch is adamant that Jess is being seduced by recently dumped Ryan via text messages.

Not only was The Hurt Locker star Jeremy Renner seen talking with Jessica at a pre-Oscars cocktail party, she’s also begun texting with the newly single Ryan Phillippe. “Jessica has had a crush on Ryan for ages,” a friend explains. “They’re planning to get together soon.”

I am guessing he promised her cookies and candy in exchange for some sexual napalm (which he probably thinks is a fancy brand of hair gel that is laced with pheromones to attract the ladies).

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Jake Gyllenhaal Wooing Reese Witherspoon with Dinnerware

January 5, 2010 By 2 Comments

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WTF? In Touch is reporting that mah walking hairy beast fantasy is sending Reese Witherspoon emails and dinnerware in effort to woo her back.

According to an insider, Reese cooled the romance when she realized she wasn’t ready to take it to the next level — marriage — but now Jake is trying hard to win her back. Not only did Jake send Reese a $75,000 Christmas present — vintage dinnerware from France for her home in Ojai, Calif. — he’s also sent e-mails and flowers. “He isn’t giving up without a fight,” a friend adds.

Plates and teacups? I know the gay thing is a standard joke surrounding him, but seriously….what happened to sending diamond earrings and roses, or as I like to call flowers – poor man’s jewelry? I adore Jakey, but he if he is going to be sending out fine china as way to seduce me it better be engraved with pictures of his artfully manscaped chest.

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