Britney Spears Shows Target Her Belly, Buys a Parakeet – Photos

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Ah, yes. Target. It’s the land of the clearance Isaac Mizrahi sheets and home of the cute shower curtains. Brit Brit also loves her some Target. She loves argyle sweaters for under $20 so much she has been there two days in a row.

On Tuesday, Britney Spears shopped for a Michael Jackson CD in a long white sundress. The following day she showed her midriff while wearing pink Uggs from the Land of Fuggery. Seriously, I think she stole them from the closet of an 8th grader. After leaving Target she went and bought a parakeet. Maybe she is going to free it in a symbolic gesture of her own desires. Who am I kidding? She is going to teach it to say “K-Fed is a dirty whore” and “Two packs of Marlboro Reds and a case of Red Bull please” then launch it into the world to do her bidding.

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Images Via: wenn.com

Anna Sui Designs ‘Gossip Girls’ Line for Target

Ok…so I admit that I am not a Gossip Girl fan and could only stand 3.7 minutes before thinking, “I’m not getting paid to watch this shiz. Ooo! Jimmy Johns is still open!” However, I dig the name Serena van der Woodsen as I was once branded with the name Anabelle Beaverhausen. (Long story on that one kittens.)

Regardless, the show has a following and apparently Anna Sui is a fan. The designer is creating a line for Target that encompasses the style of the show. September 13 through October 17th a select 250 Target stores will feature the collection.

Via WWD:

“I have always been a fan of designer partnerships with mass retailers,” said Sui. “I think it is a great way to bring fashion to everyone. I love Go International and was intrigued with Target’s new take on designer partnerships. It’s a fresh approach. I was able to select a muse or source of creative inspiration to focus the collection around.”

Sui is known for producing fashion collections that are more accessible to the everyday woman on the street. So I am predicting this will be a wise venture.

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Images Via: Wiki, IMBD, NY Mag

Ashley Paige to Design for Target

Who doesn’t love Target? It’s like a classier version K-Mart.

Ashley Paige will be showing Target some love. The L.A. based swimwear designer is taking her talent to their bathing suit section. Currently there are two names the line will be labeled. Paige is considering either “Ashley Paige for Target” or “Bikini Love.” Of course the line will hit stores before this summer. You will enjoy 11 choices that capture Ashley’s style.

WWD Confirms:

“[The line] includes at least two in her signature crochet style and one monokini, according to an Ashley Paige spokeswoman. “It is really colorful…[and] is based off of Ashley’s classic pieces.”

Ugh. While I am excited for the summer to return, I am not happy about having to duct tape myself into bikinis. Meh….a little chicken coup wire, glue and a tan and we’re in business.

Image Via: Ashley Paige Miami 2008 Collection

Black Friday Leaked Deals – See Ads HERE

It sounds so deliciously scandalous. However, it is more middle aged women getting into fisticuffs over Nintendo’s and Tickley Elmo or whatever children are after these days.

So here are the deals that you need to be ready to camp outside of Wal-Mart, Target, Sears and Toys R’ Us for.

Laptops

Best Buy – HP Intel Core 2, 3GB, 160GB, 14.1″ Laptop – $499.99
Circuit City – Toshiba Satellite 15.4″ Dual-Core Laptop w/ 3GB, 160GB – $649.98
Office Depot – HP Pavilion 14.1″ 4GB Memory 250GB Hard Drive Notebook – $649.99
OfficeMax – HP Pavilion 15.4″ Notebook G50-102NR With AMD Processor – $429.99
Staples – HP Notebook 15.4″ LCD, AMD Athlon X2 QL-60 Dual-Core, 2GB RAM, 120GB Hard Drive – $399.98
Walmart – HP Pavilion 15.6″ Laptop w/ 3GB, 160GB, DVD Burner – $448.00

Digital Cameras
Best Buy – Canon Powershot 10MP SD790IS Digital Camera – $199.99
Best Buy – Kodak M893IS 8MP Digital Camera – $99.99
Circuit City – Samsung 1080p Upconverting DVD Player – $49.99
Circuit City – Samsung S860 8MP Digital Camera w/ 3x Zoom Color: Blue, Pink or Green – $79.99
Kmart – Kodak CD93 Digital Camera + 1BF SD Memory Card – $79.99 (Doorbuster special starts at 6am)
OfficeMax – Kodak CD93 EasyShare Digital Camera With 1 GB Memory Card – $79.99
Radio Shack – Olympus 8MP FE-370 Digital Camera – $129.99
Sears – Canon Elph 8.0 Megapixel SD1100IS 3x Optical Zoom Digital Camera – $169.99
Target – Kodak EasyShare MX1063 10MP Digital Camera w/ 3x Zoom – $89.00

DVD Players
Best Buy – Samsung 1080P Upconvert DVD Player – $49.99
Circuit City – Sony Progressive Scan DVD Player – $37.99
Kmart – Magnavox DVD Player w/VCR – $49.99
Radio Shack – Memorex DVD Player with 1080P Upconversion – $29.99
Target – RCA 7″ Portable Widescreen DVD Player – $49.00
Toys R Us – Sylvania 7″ Portable DVD Player – $69.99 (Doorbuster sale)

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Christina Aguilera Target Commercial

Just one question…why use a song from Christina Aguilera’s new album that you have edit all the naughty words? I am mean super bitch is pretty much the point of the song.

Whateves. I LOVE Target. It is pretty much my mother ship. Well that and the liquor store on the corner.