Heidi Klum Pole Dancing VIDEO

Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating a look for Heidi’s video in which she puts the fact that she is a mother of 4 on hold to go slum it for an evening by getting hepatitis from a pleasantly plump but unhygienic looking artist after making herself smell like burnt hair by smoking two packs of Marlboro Reds and contracting Pink Eye after swinging around an improperly sterilized pole. You will have $5 and 10 minutes to create a look that encompasses all these “wild child” traits. Your time stars NOW!”)

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Kyra Sedgewick’s Family Tattoo – PHOTOS

Kyra Sedgewick wore a gorgeous red Pucci cutaway dress to the SAG Awards. A peek at skin revealed a new tattoo that bares the initials of her family. The letters K,K,S and T are permanently inked on the actress’ ribcage.

The letters represent Kevin and Kyra and their two children, Travis and Sosie. She also recently announced that she plans on leaving ‘The Closer’ to spend more time with her family.

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Rihanna’s Thug Life Tattoo – PHOTO

At first I took a step back and held my breath (just like when someone crossing your path sneezes or coughs) when I laid eyes on Rihanna’s fingers. The ‘S&M’ singer got some new ink that looks like a nasty rash you get while playing in the woods.

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Miley Cyrus Smoking – PHOTOS

Alert the church elders because Miley Cyrus is smoking cigarettes. What is really ESCANDALO! is the fact her puppy is giving her shade thanks to the second hand smoke. Emphysema ridden puppies are banding together with Sarah McLachlan right now to create a PSA

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Evan Rachel Woods Confirms Bisexuality

It didn’t really need it, but Evan Rachel Woods confirmed her bisexuality. Sorry hon, but anyone who is willing to swing form Marilyn Manson pretty much screams Trisexual. (You know the old joke. Gurl will try anything.)

Wood shared with Esquire magazine that her sexuality knows no bounds. In the May issue of the mag she divulged the personal details of her personal life.

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Angelina Jolie and the 7th Baby Tattoo

It sounds like some kind of twisted Harry Potter book in which St. Angie replaces Harry and instead of fighting off an evil overlord; Angie is fighting off laughter and lazy Sundays.

Angelina Jolie is in Libya getting her badge in refugee community service. A picture of Jolie with a seventh coordinate tattoo made everyone run to Babies R Us to find their gift registry. Alas, according to In Touch, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are NOT adopting a 7th child. The new ink that joined the coordinates of her bounty of children isn’t for another baby. Brad reportedly had enough of touring the world of war torn countries and wants to settle down. Jolie gave in and agreed to move the family to L.A. where Brad can sweep his WELCOME mat and ride his motorcycles around the cul-de-sac. To celebrate this (non)special occasion, Angelina got another tattoo of the coordinates of Brad’s home town in Oklahoma.

“After dragging their kids around the world, Angelina, 35, has finally agreed to Brad’s long-standing request to settle down. But in return, she demanded a permanent commitment — the tattoo, which “signifies family unity.” In other words, Brad is part of Angelina’s family now — tied to her forever. And she’s acting differently as a result.”

I am pretty sure when he signed adoption papers and knocked her up with Shiloh and the twins it “tied him to her forever.” But I guess nothing says Togetha 4-Eva like a tattoo. I’m sure the Billy Bob tat was a fluke. (No I’m not.)

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Zac Efron Armpit Tattoo – PHOTOS

Australia’s NW Magazine has a small spread of Zac Efron working out in some Bermuda shorts and flashing his pit tat. Normally I’d file this one under Gun Show, but I am too distracted by the rogue armpit hair tattoo.

I am all for Efron taking removing his shirt, but this tattoo baffles me. I am guessing it is supposed to be a feather…? Perhaps he loved ‘Black Swan’ and wanted to an ode to Natalie Portman forever inked on his right bicep.

Regardless, the magazine talks about his hotness and the fact that he is single. I congratulate them on their firm grip of the obvious, but the ladies might be barking up the wrong tree. NE is sticking by their report that Zac is gay and was caught holding hands with guy in attempt to make Vanessa Hudgens jealous. (Click HERE for that story…)

Gay, straight or undecided…look at how pretty he is!

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Rihanna’s New Neck Tattoo Translated Wrong – PHOTOS

Rihanna is edgy we get it. But that Ronald McDonald version of a bad bowl cut shiz on her head is an offense to my delicate corneas. Regardless, she got another tattoo and plopped it on her neck. It says “rebelle fleur” which translates properly to “flower rebel.” Popeater points out that she probably meant it to say “fleur rebelle” which would mean “rebel flower.”

Perhaps she is a “flower rebel” and secretly harbors a hatred of petunias.

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Miley Cyrus Boob Tattoo – Photos

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Miley Cyrus was photographed with what appeared to be a tattoo under her left boob while bikini clad in Miami. The 17 year old hit the Fontainebleau pool in bright pink bikini that revealed the words “Just Breathe” inked on her chest.

Being that she is only 17, in order to legally get the tat she would need her parents to sign off. So either the law was broken or her parents are ok with her ink should this be a real tattoo. If it’s not a real, then the question of who has been drawing on Miley’s under-boob should be raised.

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Miley Cyrus’ Nose Ring, Justin Gaston’s Miley Initials Tattoo – Photos

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It appears Miley Cyrus is celebrating her new found freedom with a nose ring. Perhaps it is fake, but she is rocking a stud in her nose circa Christina Aguilera.

While Miley is sporting a new piercing, her former boy Justin Gaston is out getting a new tattoo. While out getting freshly inked he retouched his old tat according to his twitter.

Per Justin Gaston’s Twitter:

My new tattoo is amazing..but I don’t want my mom the see it yet cause she’ll freak

He has yet to share the new one, but showed a close up of his old flower tattoo. If you look very closely you can see the initials in the center of the flower. It’s kinda sad really.

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Images Via: Justin’s Twitter, NY Daily