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Robert Pattinson Goes to Hotel Drunk with Blonde Woman- PICTURES

We have all been here before. You are getting your ho stroll on and the martinis are flowing like obscenities from Alec Baldwin’s mouth and then BAM…you are doing the Drunk-N-Stumble into a taxi.

Robert Pattinson was spotted drinking at The Ivy Club after attending the premiere and after party for “Remember Me.” However, Pattinson and his Twilight Saga costar, Kristen Stewart, are rumored to be dating/practically married/lovahs. This is all fine and dandy until you wake up the next morning and find a random blonde in your bed. (My immediate dread is that I will have to pretend to give him my number and then share my Pop Tarts with him before I kick him out.) They were photographed being helped into a cab before speeding off to Pattinson’s hotel around 1 am.

Maybe she was his…nanny and Sparklepants was just super tired and she was going to tuck him in and read him “Good Night Moon.” Meh…I hope he double bagged it either way.

UPDATE – Some readers think that this may be one of his reps/Unicorn Patch tamers/agents. What do you think?

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Robert Pattionson Hit by Taxi in NYC

Sparklepants down!

OMG! Twihards – Look what you’ve gone and done!!! Robert Pattinson was hit by a taxi cab on Thursday in NYC while running away from hysterical crazed fans after shooting scenes for his upcoming movie “Remember Me.” But don’t start holding candlelight vigils just yet — Sparklepants was not hurt. I repeat: SPARKLEPANTS WAS NOT HURT!! You may now resume breathing…

Reports say Robert was somewhere near the famous Strand Bookstore on Broadway and 12th Street when a crowd of screaming teenage girls came running after him. His 5 bodyguards tried to fend them off, but apparently was no match for the fans. It was pouring rain as his security guards tried to rush him safely back to his trailer. As they tried rushing him across the street, he was grazed in the hip by an oncoming taxi. The driver slammed on the brakes and Robert stood there for a moment looking a bit stunned. The bodyguard next to him checked him to make sure he was alright before turning to yell at the fans.

Per Radar Online:

“You see what you did, you almost killed him!”

A spokesman for Pattinson let the fans know yesterday afternoon that he is indeed okay. Now I’m about to go all mom-like on you obsessive fans and give you a lecture: Shame on you! If you crazy psycho fans don’t respect Rob, you could wind up pushing him over the edge. He may be forced to stop all acting and go into hiding, which we all know would be a terrible waste! It’s unbelievable that people are can be so disrespectful. End the madness already – you’ve almost ended up killing him once!

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