I hope he is prepared to feel the fury of a kitten’s scorn via song.
Taylor Launter and Taylor Swift have broken up after just a few months of dates including yogurt eating and mom chaperoned dinners. A source flapping their jaw to Us Weekly stated that Swift just wasn’t that into him. (Ho has seen his abs…right?)
“It wasn’t really developing into anything, and wasn’t going to, so they decided they were better as friends,” a source close to Swift, 20, tells Us. “There was no chemistry, and it felt contrived.”
Gee…really? I think it was pretty obvious their relationship was PR crafted. In fact, the source also stated that Swift didn’t really put effort into their relationship.
“He liked her more than she liked him,” the source tells Us. “He went everywhere he could to see her, but she didn’t travel much to see him.”
Don’t be surprised if these two temporarily reunite around the same time their movie, “Valentine’s Day,” starts the premiere press train. Until then, the “New Moon” star is always on the prowl for a girlfriend. I can already hear the sound of Twihard girls squeeing with glee as they chant “Taylor Lautner is SINGLE!” while rummaging through the laundry for their Team Jacob panties. There will be a sudden surge of kidney’s being sold on the black market in order to raise funds for the purchase a napkin Lautner wiped his mouth on while eating 12 pounds of steak at the Cheesecake Factory.
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