Your Christmas gifts are coming a tad early this year from Playgirl.com – in the form of a teaser picture from Levi Johnstons‘ nude, but non full-frontal, photo shoot. In the photo of Johnston, giving his best bedroom eyes impression, he is showing presumably in the shower with one arm up over his head and staring blankly into the camera lens. Not so scandalous as anyone expected because really, what are we looking at? Just the top of the guy’s body… shoulders up. Since when is pit hair sexy? The black and white photograph is just one of the many photos to come, which will include a tribute to “hockey moms” that features Johnston posing with a hockey stick.

He seems to have quite the nice body! Too bad his brain isn’t as healthy. More teaser pictures are expected to be released next week… and even though he wussed out on giving us the full monty. I am not one to turn down a peek, but I rather pass on seeing his moose meat. The semi-nude photos will run online in January.

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The Blemish: I’m not sure what the big deal is about Levi Johnston being in Playgirl as it appears to be big news to everyone but me. Anyway, Playgirl released a teaser photo of Levi’s spread in which he has decided that will not be doing full frontal much to the dismay of, um, someone.

College Candy: Levi might be conventionally attractive, but his status as Bristol Palin’s baby-daddy, Jon Gosselin’s new buddy – Michael Lohan must be green with envy – and an all-around jerk (in response to New York Magazine asking him how he was adjusting to life in the Big Apple, Levi said, “I run this city. It ain’t no thang.” UGH) means that we’re less than excited about the idea of having naked pictures of this a**hat plastered all over the internet next week.